You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Thing is now, he's on a mission to prove everyone wrong.

 

I hope he does.

 

Because he's fucked if he doesn't.

 

 

I think we've had the last post from Jazza

Thing is now, he's on a mission to prove everyone wrong.

 

I hope he does.

 

Because he's fucked if he doesn't.

I think Jazza is a top man but if I was doing what he is now Id of probably kept it to myself and not tell ww. It looks grim, I hope he proves me wrong. Something he mentioned in the other thread about if something is to good to be true, well I'd steer well clear.

I hope he pisses on everyone's chips, I really do...

 

Joking aside this is how it's played out in my mind.

 

1. Everything nice and bonny - both ready to fly back, packed and everything...

2. Nasty c*nts turn up at their house, "where do you think you're going you/your brother still owes £X to us?" more threats, take her passport off her - leave house.

3. Tearful confession, sob story etc.

4. Phone call to said nasty men - negotiations etc.

5. They'll let her go peacefully if she pays £X (a greatly reduced sum of first debt) up front.

6. They turn up at airport - money exchanged, passport handed back...

7. Last minute trip to toilet, all is in hand - nasty men gone, Jazza has all the baggage etc.

8. Last call for flight, penny drops - you've just paid £X for a couple of suitcases of second hand women's clothes.

 

I hope this isn't the case - I really do, but Romanians are the best in the World at the 'long-con'. All the groundwork put in over the years doesn't add up to much if you're doing it simultaneously to about 150 blokes, with notes and files on all of them to keep up the pretence.

 

If there's a bloke flying in every other week - from the UK, Italy, Holland, Germany etc. and they're doing the same

trick - it adds up to potentially millions over a few years.

 

I hope this isn't the case, but the jokes about being bummed, tortured for his PIN or organ-harvested aside - this is a more likely scenario.

 

If the victim went to the Romanian Police they'll get short shrift from them - there's not much recourse when in Rom(ania).

 

Let's hope we're proven wrong. But, 'knowing' someone over the internet, for however long, can lead to a false sense of security. See that film/documentary 'Catfish'.

Edited July 18, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie

I hope he pisses on everyone's chips, I really do...

 

Joking aside this is how it's played out in my mind.

 

1. Everything nice and bonny - both ready to fly back, packed and everything...

2. Nasty c*nts turn up at their house, "where do you think you're going you/your brother still owes £X to us?" more threats, take her passport off her - leave house.

3. Tearful confession, sob story etc.

4. Phone call to said nasty men - negotiations etc.

5. They'll let her go peacefully if she pays £X (a greatly reduced sum of first debt) up front.

6. They turn up at airport - money exchanged, passport handed back...

7. Last minute trip to toilet, all is in hand - nasty men gone, Jazza has all the baggage etc.

8. Last call for flight, penny drops - you've just paid £X for a couple of suitcases of second hand women's clothes.

 

I hope this isn't the case - I really do, but Romanians are the best in the World at the 'long-con'. All the groundwork put in over the years doesn't add up to much if you're doing it simultaneously to about 150 blokes, with notes and files on all of them to keep up the pretence.

 

If there's a bloke flying in every other week - from the UK, Italy, Holland, Germany etc. and they're doing the same

trick - it adds up to potentially millions over a few years.

 

I hope this isn't the case, but the jokes about being bummed, tortured for his PIN or organ-harvested aside - this is a more likely scenario.

 

If the victim went to the Romanian Police they'll get short shrift from them - there's not much recourse when in Rom(ania).

 

Let's hope we're proven wrong. But, 'knowing' someone over the internet, for however long, can lead to a false sense of security. See that film/documentary 'Catfish'.

we dont want that just DRY BUMED so he learns is lesion

A dry bumming will give you a lesion well enough.

A dry bumming will give you a lesion well enough.

 

 

Very good

He should be there now shouldn't he.

He should be there now shouldn't he.

 

Held at immigration.

 

They don't want those Jocks infiltrating thier country!

WTF is going on !?!

WTF is going on !?!

 

Being a Scot, he walked 500 miles, then he walked 500 more..

 

Da da lat da..

Da da lat da

He should be there now shouldn't he.

yes geting prepet for theater

Sky news reporting that a drunken,blindfold,naked,handcuffed Scots.man in his 50's has been found staggering down a secluded dirt path/motorway 30 miles from Bucharest.

 

1 woman and her 3 burly brothers have been held in connection with the incident

This will not end well.

 

Hope he is ok, the daft scotchy.

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so seriously.... what point do we put in a missing persons report

Sky news reporting that a drunken,blindfold,naked,handcuffed Scots.man in his 50's has been found staggering down a secluded dirt path/motorway 30 miles from Bucharest.

 

1 woman and her 3 burly brothers have been held in connection with the incident

 

 

He's not yet 49

He's not yet 49

 

 

the 50's relates to his dress sense

I cannot fucking believe what I'm reading.

 

Jazza, are you completely menkle?

 

This is beyond sinister.

I'm actually really nervous for him now, the dippy scotch twat.

 

I just hope to god he's tatties deep and not hanging upside down next to a hot radiator having non drip gloss poured up his arse.

:-)

 

Wow

 

She and her sister in law picked me up at the airport at 1your time .. Brought me to hotel and he sister in law pissed off. We sat in the room getting to know each other a bit & well ... Fuckin hell ... Even if I do get dry bummed by her family ... What a fuckin time.

 

She's now just nipped back home to collect some clothes & come back later to stay for weekend.

 

I'm in shock to be honest... I nearly had stage fright ... But thank fuck didn't.

She has him at gun point emptying his account

:-)

 

Wow

 

She and her sister in law picked me up at the airport at 1your time .. Brought me to hotel and he sister in law pissed off. We sat in the room getting to know each other a bit & well ... Fuckin hell ... Even if I do get dry bummed by her family ... What a fuckin time.

 

She's now just nipped back home to collect some clothes & come back later to stay for weekend.

 

I'm in shock to be honest... I nearly had stage fright ... But thank fuck didn't.

:-)

Wow

She and her sister in law picked me up at the airport at 1your time .. Brought me to hotel and he sister in law pissed off. We sat in the room getting to know each other a bit & well ... Fuckin hell ... Even if I do get dry bummed by her family ... What a fuckin time.

She's now just nipped back home to collect some clothes & come back later to stay for weekend.

I'm in shock to be honest... I nearly had stage fright ... But thank fuck didn't.

Good lad

 

But keep yer fucking wits about you.

Good lad

 

But keep yer fucking wits about you.

I started thinking it is too good to be true half way through...

 

Then thought fuck it.

 

I will let you know how she comes back & who with but I know it's going to be fine.

 

She is in far more danger than I am... She's fuckin tiny. And even nicer in real life

 

Plus she's got 3 nipples. The third one is tiny & below her left tit

I started thinking it is too good to be true half way through...

Then thought fuck it.

I will let you know how she comes back & who with but I know it's going to be fine.

She is in far more danger than I am... She's fuckin tiny. And even nicer in real life

Plus she's got 3 nipples. The third one is tiny & below her left tit

I love you.