You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

today is day when Sexy James come live with me forever. I am excited that he leave terrible scotcherland and come to live here with me and my 4 briothers. I have made home sexy nice for James. Look how clean I make

 

 

 

Also you will see big RED bukket for James to take shit. I never know many too shitt so much.

 

 

i am so excited i think i bust like ballooon Welcome to Romania my sexy LOVE DONKEY

 

 

Chuckling out loud int office

today is day when Sexy James come live with me forever. I am excited that he leave terrible scotcherland and come to live here with me and my 4 briothers. I have made home sexy nice for James. Look how clean I make

 

 

 

Also you will see big RED bukket for James to take shit. I never know many too shitt so much.

 

 

i am so excited i think i bust like ballooon Welcome to Romania my sexy LOVE DONKEY

 

 

I can see now why he's gone to all this trouble. Grrrrrr............!

Love donkey hahaha

 

See you all in a month

 

At airport now

Love donkey hahaha

 

See you all in a month

 

At airport now

 

 

Keep in touch

Love donkey hahaha

 

See you all in a month

 

At airport now

 

I wait for you already sexy james. I hope to you remmeber to bring me tin of scotch shortbread and very some haggiseseses. I excite for my love donkey to come to me. wen you arrive we will kill pig in celebrashion and have much big party time.

I will keep in touch when there to let you know I'm still alive though and also not put to work down a salt mine...

 

 

The nearest saltmine to Romania is in Cheshire. JSL

The nearest saltmine to Romania is in Cheshire. JSL

 

What about Unirea Salt Mine here in Romanian?

I wait for you already sexy james. I hope to you remmeber to bring me tin of scotch shortbread and very some haggiseseses. I excite for my love donkey to come to me. wen you arrive we will kill pig in celebrashion and have much big party time.

How much is it for a kidney nowadays?

How much is it for a kidney nowadays?

 

I get you good price, how many want? my Borthers are in organ bsineness, we can get you speical price for anything

What about Unirea Salt Mine here in Romanian?

 

It's a museum. Ceased as a wo9rking mine over 40 years ago, whereas Winsford is still operational.

I get you good price, how many want? my Borthers are in organ bsineness, we can get you speical price for anything

How much you get for sell kidney from love donkey?

It's a museum. Ceased as a wo9rking mine over 40 years ago, whereas Winsford is still operational.

 

so ees still salt mine in Romania no?

 

we still send peeple to work in saltmine as punishment. It is very dull museum so it is big punishemtn for bad people folk

 

 

Anyway, is Provadia salt mine not neerer to Romania than Englishland?

How much you get for sell kidney from love donkey?

 

Not much I am fraid, I test blood of James when he sleep. His organs are good not, so hje is not useful for this.

 

Maybe a big strong horn monster like SEXY SMIFFS can be more intresting. I have some frieends who live in Leeyth, were the air is pure, maybe they come visit you and make good of offer for kidney no?

How long it take for SEXY JAMES to BLOW LOAD, love?

Edited August 5, 201312 yr by Carlos

Not much I am fraid, I test blood of James when he sleep. His organs are good not, so hje is not useful for this.

 

Maybe a big strong horn monster like SEXY SMIFFS can be more intresting. I have some frieends who live in Leeyth, were the air is pure, maybe they come visit you and make good of offer for kidney no?

Leigh not need gypsies we have fairground come one time a year

Tell her she wont be able to claim benefits

Jazza at least you can actually call your missus "our peg" from now on

_{We'll never see him again.}

today is day when Sexy James come live with me forever. I am excited that he leave terrible scotcherland and come to live here with me and my 4 briothers. I have made home sexy nice for James. Look how clean I make

 

 

 

Also you will see big RED bukket for James to take shit. I never know many too shitt so much.

 

 

i am so excited i think i bust like ballooon Welcome to Romania my sexy LOVE DONKEY

no wonder he going over for a month thats nicer then is CARAVAN

no wonder he going over for a month thats nicer then is CARAVAN

Shut it egghead

 

 

Well she is at work & I am home alone... What depravity can I get up to?

 

Plus it's rag week

What kind of work?

 

She's not stripping on rag week whilst your sat at hers watching 'caravans under the hammer' and 'vegetables in the shed' all day are you?

Shut it egghead

 

 

Well she is at work & I am home alone... What depravity can I get up to?

 

Plus it's rag week

 

 

I'd be on the first flight back in that case

Shut it egghead

 

 

Well she is at work & I am home alone... What depravity can I get up to?

 

Plus it's rag week

 

Would she mind if you had an hour on a webcam site seeing as it is rag week then?

Have you not got goats and chickens to tend to?

 

And this afternoon won't you be washing clothes in a nearby stream?

 

Well she is at work & I am home alone... What depravity can I get up to?

 

Plus it's rag week

Get it ripped out and get some drilling done, bloody Braveheart my arse.