Well she is at work & I am home alone... What depravity can I get up to?

 

Plus it's rag week

Get it ripped out and get some drilling done, bloody Braveheart my arse.

Shirley rag week = blow job week.

Or brown wings time?

Shut it egghead

 

 

Well she is at work & I am home alone... What depravity can I get up to?

 

Plus it's rag week

 

 

Careful matey when there's blood about. I hope you are nowhere near the Romanian region of Transylvania.

Or brown wings time?

 

you are dirty vulgar Traf person folk. my sexy james already ask for, how you say, BUM FUN. I tell him it is not fun or sexy time. if he decide yo do me up roung 'un then my 4 borthers will kick his bakc doorsin . one after other until he cough up blood, then they will harvest his organs and feed corpse to pigs.

 

I love my sexy love donkey though so not want this too happen yet. I am at work now as secritary, i leave my SEXY JAMES at home alone. I leave webcam on thuogh to spy on him so I see what he does. Already he sniff my underwear, wank into my breadbin and start to drink turps. I worry to leave him by self.

I also leeve webcam in secrit place to see banking online details. but I think my James is too clever for this as he alwyas to hide the screen from view.

 whilst your sat at hers watching 'caravans under the hammer' and 'vegetables in the shed' all day are you?

 

That's really made me laugh that

you are dirty vulgar Traf person folk. my sexy james already ask for, how you say, BUM FUN. I tell him it is not fun or sexy time. if he decide yo do me up roung 'un then my 4 borthers will kick his bakc doorsin . one after other until he cough up blood, then they will harvest his organs and feed corpse to pigs.

 

I love my sexy love donkey though so not want this too happen yet. I am at work now as secritary, i leave my SEXY JAMES at home alone. I leave webcam on thuogh to spy on him so I see what he does. Already he sniff my underwear, wank into my breadbin and start to drink turps. I worry to leave him by self.

This just  gets better , you need your own  column my dear!   

I also leeve webcam in secrit place to see banking online details. but I think my James is too clever for this as he alwyas to hide the screen from view.

 

You need magic tablet called rooheepnol.

 

It is what bad man use for women who do not play fucky fucky game but can be good for making men very sleepy and silly. That is when you take bank detail and steal money for drugs and new tractor engine.

 

Be careful. Widgy widgy not work when tablet is eaten and you have to use vegetable instead if you want fucky fucky love donkey time.

You need magic tablet called rooheepnol.

 

It is what bad man use for women who do not play fucky fucky game but can be good for making men very sleepy and silly. That is when you take bank detail and steal money for drugs and new tractor engine.

 

Be careful. Widgy widgy not work when tablet is eaten and you have to use vegetable instead if you want fucky fucky love donkey time.

Thanking for advice the smiffs. Wen I am rich wealthy I come to Leyth, were the air is pure, it is dream. I will bye many tractors and come to live with you, you big sexy horn monster. Only if you are rich minted wealth folk man though.

Thanking for advice the smiffs. Wen I am rich wealthy I come to Leyth, were the air is pure, it is dream. I will bye many tractors and come to live with you, you big sexy horn monster. Only if you are rich minted wealth folk man though.

It will be like a bus mans holiday you moving to Leigh, it's full of you lot, it's their 2nd language to Wiggin talk

you are dirty vulgar Traf person folk. my sexy james already ask for, how you say, BUM FUN. I tell him it is not fun or sexy time. if he decide yo do me up roung 'un then my 4 borthers will kick his bakc doorsin . one after other until he cough up blood, then they will harvest his organs and feed corpse to pigs.

 

I love my sexy love donkey though so not want this too happen yet. I am at work now as secritary, i leave my SEXY JAMES at home alone. I leave webcam on thuogh to spy on him so I see what he does. Already he sniff my underwear, wank into my breadbin and start to drink turps. I worry to leave him by self.

How the fuck do I explain why I'm laughing while I'm in bed beside her reading this!!!

Edited August 6, 201313 yr by jazza

Thanking for advice the smiffs. Wen I am rich wealthy I come to Leyth, were the air is pure, it is dream. I will bye many tractors and come to live with you, you big sexy horn monster. Only if you are rich minted wealth folk man though.

You'll have to get past me first love

If I get her to do the housework can she not join in when no balls is in traction?

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Time to kill Jazza? Get on this fucker. When you come back you can finally nail the question that's on everyone's lips. 'Do they shit in the woods or not?'

 

Next stop? The Vatican.

Time to kill Jazza? Get on this fucker. When you come back you can finally nail the question that's on everyone's lips. 'Do they shit in the woods or not?'

 

Next stop? The Vatican.

 

I think they have to have a recipient lined up first

You'll have to get past me first love

 

Listen me crazy Mr JD woman, i bet you one of fat lazy englisher lady woman bints that my sexy James tell me of. If it was competition to win love of horn monster SMIFFS i wowuld win as I am sexy slim lady. I also am expert of lobby manufacture and add secret ingrediantage of sweetcorn and carrotts i AM sure this will win heart of horn monster SMIFFS. anyway i need to go bakc to work. these turnips will not pick themselves.

Listen me crazy Mr JD woman, i bet you one of fat lazy englisher lady woman bints that my sexy James tell me of. If it was competition to win love of horn monster SMIFFS i wowuld win as I am sexy slim lady. I also am expert of lobby manufacture and add secret ingrediantage of sweetcorn and carrotts i AM sure this will win heart of horn monster SMIFFS. anyway i need to go bakc to work. these turnips will not pick themselves.

brilliant, brew over the place moment

Listen me crazy Mr JD woman, i bet you one of fat lazy englisher lady woman bints that my sexy James tell me of. If it was competition to win love of horn monster SMIFFS i wowuld win as I am sexy slim lady. I also am expert of lobby manufacture and add secret ingrediantage of sweetcorn and carrotts i AM sure this will win heart of horn monster SMIFFS. anyway i need to go bakc to work. these turnips will not pick themselves.

Yes and I'm an expert lobby manufacturer of a different kind with horn monster SMIFFS so you can stick your carrots and sweetcorn where the sun don't shine. Then again you've probably already done that.........

Listen me crazy Mr JD woman, i bet you one of fat lazy englisher lady woman bints that my sexy James tell me of. If it was competition to win love of horn monster SMIFFS i wowuld win as I am sexy slim lady. I also am expert of lobby manufacture and add secret ingrediantage of sweetcorn and carrotts i AM sure this will win heart of horn monster SMIFFS. anyway i need to go bakc to work. these turnips will not pick themselves.

how do you know shes a bit round?

you can stick your carrots and sweetcorn where the sun don't shine. Then again you've probably already done that.........

You are jeluos woman wench. Anywsy I already take collecton of root vegetibles to place where sun dont shine when I visit the scotchland. I nevrr travel without vegetableage.

 

I no want argue with you. I think you must be OK for to still satisfy the Smiffs.

 

 

 

Anewmzn you sound like hunky man of biggness. But ny sexy james tell to me you also are hater of scotchers. Why so are you jeslous of them snd there strong ruggednessish ways?

If you ask noballwoman she let you join in with groom fun

If you ask noballwoman she let you join in with groom fun

You try make me say crazy bad naughty thing about noballwoman wench. I know better.

You are jeluos woman wench. Anywsy I already take collecton of root vegetibles to place where sun dont shine when I visit the scotchland. I nevrr travel without vegetableage.

I no want argue with you. I think you must be OK for to still satisfy the Smiffs.

Anewmzn you sound like hunky man of biggness. But ny sexy james tell to me you also are hater of scotchers. Why so are you jeslous of them snd there strong ruggednessish ways?

All scothers stink of piss