February 21, 201412 yr Does anyone else have to rewind the weather every night? I'd pay a fiver just to throw stones at her shit.
February 21, 201412 yr Author I think I have a bit of an obsession with her. Makes my balls tingle every time I see her.
February 21, 201412 yr I'd like to have my tongue welded to her arsehole so she could pull me round on a little trolley for the rest of my life.
February 21, 201412 yr She doesn't half bend backwards when pointing out a warm weather front up north sticking her tits out.... filthy lil minx.
February 21, 201412 yr I did get a photo of her with the phrase "very wet" on her bulletin, made me smile thinking of it!
February 22, 201412 yr I was telling DazBob the other day how I was stood next to her in the security queue at Heathrow last year. I almost got to smell her hair. She's absolutely tiny as well, I reckon I could have overpowered her easily.
February 22, 201412 yr Business partner has one of those pacts with his Mrs were they are allowed to cheat on each other with someone famous. His is Lucy. Even his little lad now makes comments "Lucy's looking good this morning Dad".!!!
February 22, 201412 yr I bet she's got a hairy lower back. How dare you, I'll bet she's as smooth as LWs head
February 22, 201412 yr If I could go back and do it all again I'd have done meteorology at uni Clout all the way
February 22, 201412 yr If I could go back and do it all again I'd have done meteorology at uni Clout all the way BBC weather presenter Chris Fawkes was in my advanced maths set at school (thinly veiled I didn't used to be this thick) He stunk of chlorine as he used to swim before school every day Apparently he has quite a few female admirers. Would never have seen that coming
February 22, 201412 yr Keep your filthy virtual fucking ktts off Lucy,I baggsed her yonks ago. Anyway,to piss you all off,she's from Ipswich. She can drive my tractor anytime she likes.
February 22, 201412 yr i'de have your kirkwood all day long. cracking busters on her i know the rules but just a wanker
February 22, 201412 yr Author Keep your filthy virtual fucking ktts off Lucy,I baggsed her yonks ago. Fuck off! I've got first dibs, you can smell my fingers afterwards.
February 22, 201412 yr Fuck off! I've got first dibs, you can smell my fingers afterwards. Happliy would Compo,but I got bragging rights to her long ago on this board.
Does anyone else have to rewind the weather every night?
I'd pay a fiver just to throw stones at her shit.