or whate ever his name is....

 

Trial about to start....

 

I predict a lot of tears...media sensationalisation...

 

and a big fuck off Not Guilty...

 

 

thoughts?

I don't think he's got a leg to stand on.

With such a gun culture I'd not be surprised if he does get off. What we think bizarre & menkal over here is probably not that rare in countries where folk have guns at wom

i can see a spring in is step when found not guilty

I won't be surprised if he's not legless every day with all this going on.

Some of these puns are prosthetic

With such a gun culture I'd not be surprised if he does get off. What we think bizarre & menkal over here is probably not that rare in countries where folk have guns at wom

 

I had a 9mm baretta when I was there and I'm of sane mind so they are ok

Some of these puns are prosthetic

 

I have tried making another one up, but im stumped

he's guilty but reckon he'll walk

 

he should've got some shoe polish and blacked her up, he'd have got away with then

 

actually that's a stupid idea

 

why would he have shoe polish

he's guilty but reckon he'll walk

 

he should've got some shoe polish and blacked her up, he'd have got away with then

 

actually that's a stupid idea

 

why would he have shoe polish

 

He probably has a tub of brasso knocking around to do his springs

He'll be having a right knees up after the verdict, the family will lap it up too

He'll get off on a technicality - why would he own a gun when he's a specialist with blades?

He has no legs.

Just heard that they are dropping the charges.

 

Police have found footprints at the scene.

When the prosecution start I reckon he will be on the back foot but people like him always land on their feet.

He's white and rich - he'll get off...

 

He's guilty as fuck though.*

 

 

* This is the viewpoint of 'Youri McAnespie' and not that of Wanderersways or it's proprietors.

Hopefully the prosecution will catch him on the hop.

He's a double amputee.

Catch him on the hip-hop flop* then you pedant Spider.

 

 

 

 

 * A variation on the breakdance move the 'caterpillar' - performed by double amputees.

After seeing today's clips I am going for a " gung-ho mentalist who was actually going for a intruder, who happened to be his girlfriend "

 

Manslaughter over murder over here I reckon but off Scott free over there

After seeing today's clips I am going for a " gung-ho mentalist who was actually going for a intruder, who happened to be his girlfriend "

 

Manslaughter over murder over here I reckon but off Scott free over there

Nah guilty

 

Wait to see if Reeva "friend" is called in to give evidence

If Reeva Steenkamp was an intruder in my house, I'd have gone for my single barrel yoghurt rifle as well. Not guilty.

Edited March 7, 201412 yr by The Norpig

The police say Pistorius may get the electric chair. Fuck me he was fast enough on stilts and now they'll give him a mobility scooter.

Hes even exceeded my expectations today. ..hes thrown up in court. ...

 

hes going to clean up at next years oscars

He's in that new film................Happy feet

If your on twitter and interested in the case follow someone called Barry Bateman he's very good and he's very upto the minute in everything going on his timeline today is quite fascinating in a macabre type way regarding the pathologists evidence