Bobcat Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 You cracked cunt.... :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Fucking Hell, thats made me laugh. I even said it to myself in a that ridiculous South African accent Just that bit? I'm in fckin stitches here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Fucks sake smiffs haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 fuck off spaz = diplomatic immunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Hope Oscar is reading this tonight, he will be pissing himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worthy10 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 She had her phone in the big with her and locked the door too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 She was watching a foot worshipping video on elephant tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desert Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 She might prefer pissing in the sink. She was a tallish lass so that's feasible. she might be tall, but i bet his sinks are lower than average ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Just been watching a bit on BBC News 24. I might be well behind the times here, but his bathroom hasn't got any windows. Is he suggesting that he woke up and heard a noise from the bathroom which he presumed was burglars who were either a) robbing his Mach 3 or having a quick shit before robbing the rest of his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 It had a tiny window that was locked, but he reckons the would be burglar got in through at after climbing up a ladder which I presume was part of the house burgallery kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpr halliwell Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 He was thick as fuck for shooting her in the head while they were having a row He should have at least had the old make up sex then shot her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted April 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2014 How come they tried to make him look at photo's of her exploded skull? Was it just to see his reaction? I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) How come they tried to make him look at photo's of her exploded skull? Was it just to see his reaction? I don't get it. Cos he keeps referring to it as an accident and won't accept he meant to kill anyone. Prosecution showed a video of him shooting water melons on a shooting range then showed him her head. Idea is to show that he knows guns kill people and he knowingly shot someone through a door. Whether he knew who was there he shot someone who had not threatened him in any way. Think it is their manslaughter backup in case they don't get him for murder. Edited April 9, 2014 by bwfcfan5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 His voice is getting on my tits, the whining whinging nob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 How come they tried to make him look at photo's of her exploded skull? Was it just to see his reaction? I don't get it. To give the big girl's blouse something proper to cry about. Plus I liked the way he segued from shooting the watermelons. Nice touch that, very Law & Order. Yes, radio 4 are loving this trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yep If that flat was on "Through the Keyhole" I would have guessed The Count from Sesame Street lived there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Even without his legs on, I'm not convinced he would fit in that bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Even without his legs on, I'm not convinced he would fit in that bath Mine is a bit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Even without his legs on, I'm not convinced he would fit in that bath Very good! :-) Do you think the idea with the watermelon was to try to get him to such a state of emotional distress that he broke and confessed? Seemed like that to me while I was watching it. Also, does the South African court system seem a bit amateurish to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Mine is a bit like that must be cramped when you and LW are both in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 must be cramped when you and LW are both in it He would be stood just outside of it pissing on her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 ahh shower head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 She's got back in bed, can't be arsed with his soft on so he's had a go at her and she's fucked off to the bathroom in a girly strop. He's then slid his arse along the carpet like a dog with an itchy cutter, and shouted at her to 'open the door and get on the love stick, ho!' She's shouted 'fuck off spaz' so he's slid back for his hand cannon and shot her to death, got rid of the soft on by wanking in her pants, tried to go back to sleep, but can't because he realises he needs a Dad piss, can't get in the bathroom because she's slumped behind the door (the selfish bitch) so he smashes it open with a cricket bat. He then thinks 'fuck, there a dead ho in the bathroom - I'll do what we always do, box it off with plod and blame it on one of them n*ggers'. Case shut. PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Yep fan and a open window ??? y the fuck did he not have A/C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 No toilet brush I notice! #skiddyubend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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