Accidentally deleted it so carry on...

It's a deal that's not to be sniffed at.

Hope he doesn't step out of line

His form's been a bit rocky. Let's hope he's over that bump.

He's only here because the injuries have racked up but he could be a key signing

I've heard he nose where the back of the net is.

Hope he's not afraid of having a crack at goal

I think that's crossing the line a bit

Snort a lot I can add to that.

He's on loan till Septumber.

You put your left arm in

Your left arm out

In out, in out,

You shake it all about

You do the Giles-Cokey

And you turn around

That's what it's all about

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Knees bend, arms stretch

Rah-rah-rah

I hope his bags are packed

The scouts have been tooting at him

You put your left arm in

Your left arm out

In out, in out,

You shake it all about

You do the Giles-Cokey

And you turn around

That's what it's all about

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Knees bend, arms stretch

Rah-rah-rah

I seriously fucking hope that catches on

You put your left arm in

Your left arm out

In out, in out,

You shake it all about

You do the Giles-Cokey

And you turn around

That's what it's all about

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Oh, Giles-Cokey

Knees bend, arms stretch

Rah-rah-rah

Yes, yes amd thrice yes!

 

This would be the best song ever

With all the actions of course

 

It will be interesting to see some of the more well oiled supporters doing the turnaround bit

Sorry to be a mirthless pedant for a change, but that doesn't scan right...

 

The original song goes ''ohhh ohhky coky coky''

 

Four phrasings.

 

So to sound right it'd have to be sommat like:

 

''Ohhh Gilesy Gilsey Cokey!''

 

Which sounds extremely homosexual in nature, so will suit us down to the ground and is guaranteed to catch on.

It depends on whether you are pronouncing Giles with 2 syllables as in Ji Uls as opposed to Jiles. If it's the former it works.

Giles, Gille, Gillet, fuck knows.

Oh, do the Giles Cokey,

Oh, do the Giles Cokey

Oh, do the Giles Cokey

Knees Bend Arms Straight rah, rah, rah!

WE LOVE COKE

 

WE LOVE COKE

Oh, do the Giles Cokey,

Oh, do the Giles Cokey

Oh, do the Giles Cokey

Knees Bend Arms Straight rah, rah, rah!

 

 

I've always thought it was "Knees Bend, Arms Stretch"

 

Can't believe I've been doing the hokey cokey wrong all my life

It is arms stretch. Don't listen to Welephant.

You should live your life as if the Hokey Cokey actually is what it's all about.

I've always thought it was "Knees Bend, Arms Stretch"

 

Can't believe I've been doing the hokey cokey wrong all my life

 

It is arms stretch. Don't listen to Welephant.

 

 Seems that the Chuckle Brothers are correct.

 

Better still, who'd have thought that the Hokey Cokey would have such an in depth wiki page?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokey_cokey

It is arms stretch. Don't listen to Welephant.

The man doesn't know how to spell Vimto for Christs sake.