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I'm A Clackervalve

5 days before i was due to get married ive changed my mind. Im so sad for poor irina. I just cant do it though

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Are you bringing any cheap fags back?

I feel sorry for jazza's bird.

 

I bet she's truly devastated.

She'll be on soon no doubt!

She'll be on soon no doubt!

 

Probably taking a little longer to compose her thoughts than jazza did, but yes, I'm sure she'll want to give her side of the story.

what did we all tell you on hear :shiftyninja:

 

they dont usley stop giveing BLOW JOBS till they get the ring on JSL

 

poor JAZZAS BIRD

Lucky escape if you ask me....it can't be great in Romania but surely its better than living in a 3rd world shit hole like scotland

I feel sorry for jazza's bird.

 

I bet she's truly devastated.

 

Am much devistated not for to spend my lives with my speical LOVE DONKEY. My SEXY JAMES is whole world and umiverse to me. Always for to have special place in heart for him. Also am to worry that this will affect much sexy time special arrangement that anewmoan haves with my borther, always to meet for BUMFUN when we arrange for visiting to Englandish.

 

I also to miss my special friends on Wanderingsways who offer much support and helpfulness for my time in England where the air is clean and benefits are much plentiful.

 

I not to post for while now when for I try to overcome this sadness times

Am much devistated not for to spend my lives with my speical LOVE DONKEY. My SEXY JAMES is whole world and umiverse to me. Always for to have special place in heart for him. Also am to worry that this will affect much sexy time special arrangement that anewmoan haves with my borther, always to meet for BUMFUN when we arrange for visiting to Englandish.

 

I also to miss my special friends on Wanderingsways who offer much support and helpfulness for my time in England where the air is clean and benefits are much plentiful.

 

I not to post for while now when for I try to overcome this sadness times

 

 

Look on the bright side. He'd have guzzled the lions share of the turnip wine and if you have any tartan skirts, he'd be cross dressing at every opportunity.

Am much devistated not for to spend my lives with my speical LOVE DONKEY. My SEXY JAMES is whole world and umiverse to me. Always for to have special place in heart for him. Also am to worry that this will affect much sexy time special arrangement that anewmoan haves with my borther, always to meet for BUMFUN when we arrange for visiting to Englandish.

 

I also to miss my special friends on Wanderingsways who offer much support and helpfulness for my time in England where the air is clean and benefits are much plentiful.

 

I not to post for while now when for I try to overcome this sadness times

how much did you rince him for

how much did you rince him for

 

everythings

Wways classic at its best

 

Jazza, sincerely hope you are ok but everything happens for a reason. Don't turn into a self pitying old man - live life, love it, and good things happen.

James

 

 I have PM you but  to no effect, is this not some Marillion / Genesis self sorry imagination??!!!!

 

never mind howshe feels, but were you in drink when you decided this?

 

Get in touch!

Just keep your sanity Jazza and do what you think is the right thing and don't do nothing daft.

Chin up jazza

 

At least you have the super whites to cheer you up.

 

Err hold on a min.

 

Least you have scotland and independence.

 

Err hold on a min.

 

*thinks for a bit*

 

I will come back to you..

But chin up fella.. wanderersways is here for you.

.

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Rub her with a bloon

Fucking hell Jazza, I don't know you but I thought you were getting yourself sorted out.

jokeing apart poor girl

 

5 days before the wedding thats a TWATs trick

 

even though you were punching way above your weight

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can't believe you heartless bastards haven't asked the obvious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who got the caravan ?

Or as he said he's not one for commitment, sure he's said before he's been engaged 6 times or summat. Pulled the trigger once and it bit him in the arse eventually.

 

Fair fucks jazza but stop proposing to folk whilst pissed! :lol:

 

Hope irina can move on and you can settle with your life.

 

(are you watching Big E!)

So what word gets auto changed to clackervalve then? Or did Jazza actually call himself that?

 

FWIW I for one hope you're alright pal. No matter whose fault or why, must be tough

 

Chin up cocker

So what word gets auto changed to clackervalve then? Or did Jazza actually call himself that?

 

FWIW I for one hope you're alright pal. No matter whose fault or why, must be tough

 

Chin up cocker

 

Means ass hole I think

Means ass hole I think

I know what it means, but I assumed it was one of Happy's auto-correct things

 

He had it for "idiot" too I think? (Yes he did as I typed m0ng)

 

Maybe it's arsehole? (Nope)

Edited by jules_darby

I know what it means, but I assumed it was one of Happy's auto-correct things

 

He had it for "idiot" too I think? (Yes he did as I typed m0ng)

 

Maybe it's arsehole? (Nope)

 

 

Good game Jules.

 

Twat

Dick

Cunt

Spaz

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