October 16, 201411 yr He'd had a dump in the bog next to me that didn't have any loo roll and then got up flushed and walked out the dirty bastard Anyhow This morning when i got in the office 1 of the fit birds came out of the same disabled bog so i quickly put my stuff on my desk and went back to the same bog HAD A SCRCH AND SNIFF and sat down on the warm seat, and i didn't even have a shit.
October 16, 201411 yr FFS Bolts, how many times do I have to explain that a combination of new boots and 15 pints doesn't endear me to yomping! A year or three of cycling up to Winter hill mast and Rivvy pike on a regular basis,has transformed me into a lean mean fighting machine! I know mate. I wouldn't take you on in a yomping competition now pal. Given up the oily rags too?
October 16, 201411 yr Used to destroy the receiptionist in my last place's Disabled bogs.....was like or own sex room.
October 16, 201411 yr He'd had a dump in the bog next to me that didn't have any loo roll and then got up flushed and walked out the dirty bastard Anyhow This morning when i got in the office 1 of the fit birds came out of the same disabled bog so i quickly put my stuff on my desk and went back to the same bog and sat down on the warm seat, and i didn't even have a shit. Hahaha. That's ace
October 16, 201411 yr He'd had a dump in the bog next to me that didn't have any loo roll and then got up flushed and walked out the dirty bastard Anyhow This morning when i got in the office 1 of the fit birds came out of the same disabled bog so i quickly put my stuff on my desk and went back to the same bog and sat down on the warm seat, and i didn't even have a shit. Ha ha thats ace....i have done the same.
October 16, 201411 yr Serotonin is produced largely in the gastro-intestinal tract, the 're-ordering' of the chain initiated by taking MDMA produces a discombobulation which in turn stimulates the need to poo, sometimes... I thought you were a man of medicine or fellow quack, Kent? We're doing recreational pharmacology next semester so I'll put my hand up when the lecturer asks the why to pills make you plop question! :-)
October 16, 201411 yr We're doing recreational pharmacology next semester so I'll put my hand up when the lecturer asks the why to pills make you plop question! :-) Will there be a practical?
October 16, 201411 yr We're doing recreational pharmacology next semester so I'll put my hand up when the lecturer asks the why to pills make you plop question! :-) I'd have a few inane questions of my own, like ''Is it true if you neck an 'E' and stick one up your arse (an 'E') at the same time they meet in the middle?'' or ''Do you sees giants Mars Bars and think you can fly when you take acid?''
October 16, 201411 yr Reminds me of the disabled toilet In the theatre episode on the I.T crowd. 'I,m disabled'
October 16, 201411 yr Yes Bolty, not had a fag for over 3 years now - packed them in,then lost some weight and got fitter - feel much better for it. Anyrurd back to the "Disabled Bogs" On a charity bike ride to Southport this year we stopped at a big boozer in S'port for some refreshments.Most of the lads disappeared to the bogs to have a change of clothes and a wash etc before we went on the piss. All the normal bogs were busy,so I slipped into the disabled toilet for a wash and change and decided I needed a mega dump aswell, when I'd finished I tried to flush the toilet it wouldn't flush, so I just had to leave the log floating along with the strong aroma of a freshly jettisoned turd. I was in there ages and when I came out there was a lady in her wheelchair waiting to use it, "Thanks luv" she said when I kept the door open to get her wheelchair in. I felt a tad guilty.
October 17, 201411 yr Was in a pub in Chester after the races about 4 year ago. Anyhow, bursting for a shit I went to the gents only for it to be 2 inch deep in piss throughout. I weren't dropping my new suit pants in that bog, so in my best disabled walk I went back to the bar and asked for the disabled key in my best disabled accent. After the barwench got me the key I toddled off in my best disabled walk again, had a great shit in a lovely clean loo and returned the key in my normal pissed up walk and normal accent. I bet she didn't suspect a thing.
October 17, 201411 yr There's a disabled bog on my floor at work but the 2 women who routinely use it both look like prop forwards and probably shit like them.
October 17, 201411 yr Do you lot all work at Remploy? Fuck knows what they'd do here if someone needed a disabled bog, I reckon I'd struggle to get a little step to help
October 17, 201411 yr I went back to the bar and asked for the disabled key in my best disabled accent. brilliant
October 18, 201411 yr Yes Bolty, not had a fag for over 3 years now - packed them in,then lost some weight and got fitter - feel much better for it. Anyrurd back to the "Disabled Bogs" On a charity bike ride to Southport this year we stopped at a big boozer in S'port for some refreshments.Most of the lads disappeared to the bogs to have a change of clothes and a wash etc before we went on the piss. All the normal bogs were busy,so I slipped into the disabled toilet for a wash and change and decided I needed a mega dump aswell, when I'd finished I tried to flush the toilet it wouldn't flush, so I just had to leave the log floating along with the strong aroma of a freshly jettisoned turd. I was in there ages and when I came out there was a lady in her wheelchair waiting to use it, "Thanks luv" she said when I kept the door open to get her wheelchair in. I felt a tad guilty. superb.
October 18, 201411 yr My Youngest (girl) is very resistant to pooing anywhere but home, she's 3 Visited my folks lately and she clung on for 3 days, asking when we were going home, squirming about, must have been touching cloth in the end She was On the throne within 2 minutes of getting back ! Me, I get annoyed if I need to go at home. It's one of many things I think should be done on paid time.
October 18, 201411 yr My Youngest (girl) is very resistant to pooing anywhere but home, she's 3 Visited my folks lately and she clung on for 3 days, asking when we were going home, squirming about, must have been touching cloth in the end She was On the throne within 2 minutes of getting back ! Me, I get annoyed if I need to go at home. It's one of many things I think should be done on paid time. With your employers' paper?
October 18, 201411 yr I've never understood people who can't just go anywhere. A friend used to drive home from her shop every time she needed one. Only a 5 minute drive, but still.
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