Fook it, trees up, all the songs are ont wireless. Seen Elf and Bad Santa and Gremlins already, Wanderers are on the up, been a decent year for me work wise im feeling very festive for the first time in ages.

 

 

 

Apart from it bollocksing up my work schedule I too am feeling the vibes more than ever this year.

 

It's the wife's first Xmas off in the nearly 13 years weve been together! First proper one together all as a family.

 

We did our eldest one of those NPC message from Santa things last week,the look on his face was priceless. He's the perfect age for all this.

 

Love it.

Almost out of "bah humbug" zone meself

 

Can't listen to Slade quite yet

Quite festive mesen.

 

The lads 18 months old so will appreciate what's going on a bit this year. We've got a real tree for once that he's already trying to destroy on a daily basis, we've got a decent sized house and I don't need to cadge a lift anywhere.

 

Also got 2 weeks off for the first time since starting work.

 

Just need some money now and I'll be shouting out my bedroom window to no balls to buy me the biggest Turkey she can find on Christmas morning.

I'm really looking forward to it this year & have worked hard all year so am treating myself to 2 weeks off.

Bring on the festiveness.

When is it?

When is it?

 

 

First full moon after Easter

I was looking forward to Christmas until my horrible bitch of a boss put me on a night shift xmas eve. Daughters first Christmas too. Fucking brilliant.

My lad is 2 and a half and is loving all the Christmas stuff.

I'm really looking forward to it this year.

Won't be going out anywhere though as people are in general a bunch of cunts. So we will be sticking to do's at ours or friends and families.

Id be quite happy to fuck all present buying off and just have a good meal and drink.

 

Presents should be for the kids.

 

What do i want with a double pack of Lynx (voodoo in case anyone asks) a pair of socks and a top gear book.

So we will be sticking to do's at ours or friends and families.

That's what I'm looking forward to the most. Tried to arrange a post match friends and family boxing day bash but it got vetoed because I'll probably be ruined by full time.

 

Has anyone watched the end of the video for wizard Christmas song? Fucking yewtree material!

Id be quite happy to fuck all present buying off and just have a good meal and drink.

Presents should be for the kids.

What do i want with a double pack of Lynx (voodoo in case anyone asks) a pair of socks and a top gear book.

The secret is to demand good presents in a way that they don't realise you're doing it

Women are good at that

 

Apparently

That's what I'm looking forward to the most. Tried to arrange a post match friends and family boxing day bash but it got vetoed because I'll probably be ruined by full time.

 

Has anyone watched the end of the video for wizard Christmas song? Fucking yewtree material!

Boxing day has always been a buffet at my mum and dad's. My dad gets out of helping if the Wanderers are at home.

Id be quite happy to fuck all present buying off and just have a good meal and drink.

 

Presents should be for the kids.

 

What do i want with a double pack of Lynx (voodoo in case anyone asks) a pair of socks and a top gear book.

That's what me and my siblings have agreed this year.

 

I also rumbled my dad who says his Mrs buys in a load of these boots boxset types things in January to give as presents at Christmas, me and my brother get the same one every pissing year!

I hate Christmas JSL

 

And I'm not feeling it one bit this year

 

If a Christmas song comes on the radio I turn it over

I hate Christmas JSL

And I'm not feeling it one bit this year

If a Christmas song comes on the radio I turn it over

You're just being an arse as it is such a busy time for you work wise

You're just being an arse as it is such a busy time for you work wise

Wahey!

Voodoo Bigtoe?

 

Well smelt. Java!

If i hear a Boney M song, i run out the shop pronto.

Voodoo Bigtoe?

 

Well smelt. Java!

I've been to Java & it doesn't smell anything like the body spray. In fact, sniffing up was not advisable as volcano dust is quite uncomfortable to breathe. Fucking lying marketing bastards!

The secret is to demand good presents in a way that they don't realise you're doing it

Women are good at that

 

Apparently

How do you encourage her to buy a sex swing subconsciously?

 

Ive actually bought two presents to me from her. She hasnt paid me yet.

 

Trainers and a t shirt. If i dont do that i will end up with a River Island tank top and a bracelet or something.

 

It should be simple

 

Something by Fjallraven or Patagonia etc. and a decent bottle of booze.

 

2 good things..no jazzy shit...done.

That's what me and my siblings have agreed this year.

 

I also rumbled my dad who says his Mrs buys in a load of these boots boxset types things in January to give as presents at Christmas, me and my brother get the same one every pissing year!

January? that's playing at it.

My missus goes fighting with all the Muslamic types on 90% off day in February.

Does anyone (except Partridge) that is actually older than 15 wear Lynx?

Does anyone (except Partridge) that is actually older than 15 wear Lynx?

I think as you get older you start to appreciate the finer things in life..proper ale, HD porn, good quality meat. I like a good splash of something a bit more expensive on my skin like Hermes (with an M not a P)

 

I then spend the day batting them off with a shitty stick (in my dreams)

Does anyone (except Partridge) that is actually older than 15 wear Lynx?

Use the antiperspirant on me pits if it's the one on offer.

The after shave, body spray or owt like that no.

 

The smell of Lynx Africa takes me back to PE at school where having a shower was for gays so lads just coated themselves in Lynx to mask the sweat.

Are Joop & Kouros no longer popular? I prefer the clean smell of a gentleman rather than strong aftershave.