Fook it, trees up, all the songs are ont wireless. Seen Elf and Bad Santa and Gremlins already, Wanderers are on the up, been a decent year for me work wise im feeling very festive for the first time in ages.

 

 

 

He said he was bottling it. Definately mini casked.

There's nowt civil about bumming, it's disgusting.*

 

 

 

 

 

* Well, 'taking' is, or it is if you're not having a reacharound done.

finish work in hour and half and the two day smash commences

On proper wind down work wise now. Out with a chingaling supplier for lunch today, out for lunch with a dingle supplier tomorrow, Jacobs join lunch Friday (I've told the staff it must be M&S or waitrose only). Shop shut 3pm for 2 weeks.

Just done our non alcoholic, non immediately perishable aldi big shop. 75 notes.

 

Got another with the turkey or goose (undecided) and fresh stuff for the big day to go early next and a booze run to go sometime this weekend.

 

Got 3 15 quids off a 75 quid shop vouchers int mirror last week.

 

Lovely.

Just done our non alcoholic, non immediately perishable aldi big shop. 75 notes.

Got another with the turkey or goose (undecided) and fresh stuff for the big day to go early next and a booze run to go sometime this weekend.

Got 3 15 quids off a 75 quid shop vouchers int mirror last week.

Lovely.

I bought the booze a few weeks ago. Proper organised this year. We are having lobster for Christmas main meal. None of us like turkey, goose I'm not keen on & we've had steak for the last few years. We laugh in the face of convention.

The Christmas me and our peg met but before we were 'going out' we spent Christmas day in Chorley getting smashed and shared a microwave curry for our Christmas dinner.

 

How's that for conventional!

We laugh in the face of convention.

Wearing 'crazy socks'?

She spent £175 in primarny just on PJs socks and shit for the kids WTF

 

Then best part of £200 in sainsburys

 

I just have to get the turkey now then that's it

 

Only present I have to get is for mother that's me done ha

I think we're going to taybarns or somewhere similar.

I think we're going to taybarns or somewhere similar.

CHAV ALERT

Just the veg to get next week and the odd bit from Bury on Friday for us.

 

Meat is in the freezer, booze and pop acquired from Costco and the presents are pretty much all sorted

Only present I have to get is for mother that's me done ha

Do you not get Denzil a special little something?

Do you not get Denzil a special little something?

Yes a big sock

Yes a big sock

 

for his big cock?

Yep Christmas gets a thumbs up from me!

for his big cock?

Subtle Traf very subtle.

She should tell him that Santa's Elves have mixed a few letters up. and it seems there are 4 children with exactly the same name living in the area. Santa has contacted all the mothers in question directly in order to make sure he delivers the correct gifts to their sons, as he doesn't want any of them to get the wrong gifts. Especially as it seems one of the kids in question has requested a dolls house

Crafty bastard.

 

Spoke to a supplier of mine today who's son still believed in Santa in year 6. Only one in his class apparently. He said to his wife, if he doesn't catch on this year we'll have to tell him before high school or he's gonna get slaughtered haha

 

My 5 year old is already getting suspicious about certain aspects of it, but while the goodies roll in she doesn't give a shit. Can't see her making it to 10 still buying into it all. Hopefully she won't ruin it for her little sister!

Crafty bastard.

 

Spoke to a supplier of mine today who's son still believed in Santa in year 6. Only one in his class apparently. He said to his wife, if he doesn't catch on this year we'll have to tell him before high school or he's gonna get slaughtered haha

 

My 5 year old is already getting suspicious about certain aspects of it, but while the goodies roll in she doesn't give a shit. Can't see her making it to 10 still buying into it all. Hopefully she won't ruin it for her little sister!

Haha. Year 6. That's good going.

 

I think I wasn't too far off, maybe 8 or so, had an older brother and sister that realised when you find out it's pretty shit so kept it going for a bit. L

Our lad is 9 and he knows the score but keeps it going because we all get into the spirit and he knows that if he ruins it for his little brother he will strung up.

Daughter is 10 and has no idea

 

Unless she is winding me up

 

Which is likely

My 10 year old nephew still believes in Santa, which is quite nice. I doubt he will next year though.

My 10 yr old g/daughter has intimated she has it sussed but keeps it going for her little sister (we reckon).

 

Fairly certain she doesn't believe it's the elf and fairy that keep being mischievious every night.

I'm 31 and think I had a glass of sherry and cookies with Santa last year

On proper wind down work wise now. Out with a chingaling supplier for lunch today, out for lunch with a dingle supplier tomorrow, Jacobs join lunch Friday (I've told the staff it must be M&S or waitrose only). Shop shut 3pm for 2 weeks.

The world of cleaning products seems competitive there