Fook it, trees up, all the songs are ont wireless. Seen Elf and Bad Santa and Gremlins already, Wanderers are on the up, been a decent year for me work wise im feeling very festive for the first time in ages.

 

 

 

never thought id say it but christmas can go and get cunted.

what's up bbz? X x

need to get back to london for work for 12ish on saturday 27th

 

return journey £150+ with takes 4 hours and 3 changes coming back

 

thats whithout the delays that happen every fucking year on the same day.

 

was sat on platform at preston last year for 3 hours waiting

 

and these are the cunts who made me buy another ticket (£83 on top of £80) for the train to blackpool 3 weeks ago because i didn't have time to print off the ticket, due to another no show fucking train

 

looked at renting a car. 20/21 - 27th

 

£450 minimum

 

the season of good will, fuck off

so can we add Train Companies to BT and Microsoft for organisations that won't be getting a a Christmas Card from you this year then

need to get back to london for work for 12ish on saturday 27th

 

return journey £150+ with takes 4 hours and 3 changes coming back

 

thats whithout the delays that happen every fucking year on the same day.

 

was sat on platform at preston last year for 3 hours waiting

 

and these are the cunts who made me buy another ticket (£83 on top of £80) for the train to blackpool 3 weeks ago because i didn't have time to print off the ticket, due to another no show fucking train

 

looked at renting a car. 20/21 - 27th

 

£450 minimum

 

the season of good will, fuck off

 

 

Direct flight boxing day for £170 leaving at 18:25

need to get back to london for work for 12ish on saturday 27th

 

return journey £150+ with takes 4 hours and 3 changes coming back

 

thats whithout the delays that happen every fucking year on the same day.

 

was sat on platform at preston last year for 3 hours waiting

 

and these are the cunts who made me buy another ticket (£83 on top of £80) for the train to blackpool 3 weeks ago because i didn't have time to print off the ticket, due to another no show fucking train

 

looked at renting a car. 20/21 - 27th

 

£450 minimum

 

the season of good will, fuck off

 

 

National Express are running a full service

There's a website where people can get lifts.  I would imagine tons of people will be bezzing round the country, I'll see if I can find it...

 

Failing that, my mate is taking somebody back to London, but that might be Boxing Day.  I'll check.

http://liftshare.com/uk

If you can get to Old Trafford (yes, I know).  You can get to London for £22.60.  He's setting off at 6.30pm.  He'll probably be boring and smell, but it will save you a bomb.

Shame you're not going back on the 28th, I'd've given you a lift (with behaviour caveats)

As it's Christmas, time for an oldie...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjMb83POQI8

http://liftshare.com/uk

Weirdly I've just signed up to this.

 

I'm taking 2 18 year old blonde lapdancers back to Liverpool on Saturday 27th at 4am.

 

Will have to clear the back of my van out first.

Christmas do tonight!

Christmas do tonight!

 

Are you wearing wacky Christmas jumpers for it? (as it's apparently Christmas Jumper Day or something)

Are you wearing wacky Christmas jumpers for it? (as it's apparently Christmas Jumper Day or something)

Everyone in my office looks like a peadophile today.

 

It's beyond reason to expect this type of behaviour

Are you wearing wacky Christmas jumpers for it? (as it's apparently Christmas Jumper Day or something)

Oddly enough, no. I was forced into doing shit stuff unbecoming of a person such as myself in my previous employment so this year I will be donning my pearls, velvet gloves & long gown. Will you be wearing similar again?

Oddly enough, no. I was forced into doing shit stuff unbecoming of a person such as myself in my previous employment so this year I will be donning my pearls, velvet gloves & long gown. Will you be wearing similar again?

 

I don't need it to be the festive season to sport long velvet gloves and a pearl necklace, as well you know 

Christmas do tonight!

Mine n'all, but I can't go because I'm still on crutches.  Better be right for Christmas or I will have a right sulk on.

need to get back to london for work for 12ish on saturday 27th

 

return journey £150+ with takes 4 hours and 3 changes coming back

 

thats whithout the delays that happen every fucking year on the same day.

 

was sat on platform at preston last year for 3 hours waiting

 

and these are the cunts who made me buy another ticket (£83 on top of £80) for the train to blackpool 3 weeks ago because i didn't have time to print off the ticket, due to another no show fucking train

 

looked at renting a car. 20/21 - 27th

 

£450 minimum

 

the season of good will, fuck off

 

 

ill pick you up and get you to manc if it helps

just checked and it doesnt

need to get back to london for work for 12ish on saturday 27th

 

return journey £150+ with takes 4 hours and 3 changes coming back

 

thats whithout the delays that happen every fucking year on the same day.

 

was sat on platform at preston last year for 3 hours waiting

 

and these are the cunts who made me buy another ticket (£83 on top of £80) for the train to blackpool 3 weeks ago because i didn't have time to print off the ticket, due to another no show fucking train

 

looked at renting a car. 20/21 - 27th

 

£450 minimum

 

the season of good will, fuck off

 

 

When are you leaving London?

 Advanced warning

 

Send an advance warning memo to all employees reminding them that the Christmas party is a business activity and to behave professionally.

   Grievances Matter

It would be easy for an employer to brush off an employee grievance after a party, on the basis that the behaviour took place in a party environment or outside of the office. Employers need to ensure they investigate as they would in every other similar situation, with a view to addressing the employee's issues through the usual grievance procedure. 

 

       Inclusive Approach

As in everyday life, discrimination (whether intended or not) on the basis of sexual orientation, race, gender, disability, religion etc is a definite no-no. If you allow employees to bring partners to the annual party, you must include same sex partners. If you use an outside venue, make sure the building – and the dance floor – is accessible to wheelchair users. If you hire entertainment, be sure that it will not cause offence to members of your staff. Its details like these that can save or sink your reputation as an employer.

 

 Liability of Harassment

The most worrying is the harassment issue if an incident at the party triggers or is part of a serious harassment claim then you as an employer will be vicariously liable and you will need to take steps to protect your business. One of the possible solutions is to have a party to which partners are invited – this seems to keep things a bit more in control (and many companies have adopted this approach as a consequence).

       Intoxication is No Excuse

 

A couple of drinks and an informal chat with an employee at a party can easily lead to you promising things you didn’t really mean. It could be a new budget for a particular project or a hint at a promotion up the ladder. If these things do not materialize after the event you will have some disgruntled employees!

Some employers may accept that a slightly fuzzy head might be acceptable the day after the Christmas party and allow a slightly later start. However, disciplinary issues arise when employees fail to show up for work the morning after. In these circumstances normal disciplinary rules should be applied in relation to unauthorised absence.

 Tweet Now, Pay Later

 

Party banter can often continue after the party, with shared recollections of the evening's events and photographs. Emails, Facebook and twitter are often used in post party 'lowdown' conversations but employers should also be aware of any inappropriate conversations taking place through these channels. Harassment and bullying claims can often be related to social media and guidance for employees about its use should be given to avoid any of these allegations. 

       Your Policies

 

Everyone wants to enjoy the party without feeling that their behaviour is being scrutinised, however it is imperative to have a clear policy in place to avoid any misunderstandings. Ultimately employers should implement a policy that is accessible to all employees and which provides clarity on what is expected of them at a company event, and the consequences of any inappropriate behaviour. 

Be careful out there

Glad I'm going the other way and going back home on the 27th then.

 

In the spirit of goodwill, our neighbour came round on Friday to say hello, found out he'd be dumped by his missus last week so has no one to spend xmas with and his mum died this year. As it's just me and the other half until Boxing day decided to invite him round for xmas day, can't have people on their own at this time of year. He's ok, an ex solider who has some issues from time to time but a nicer bloke you couldn't want to meet. Looked a bit perplexed when I said we were having lobster and chips.

 

So for being a nice bloke for once, I'm going for a Happy Christmas everyone!

Glad I'm going the other way and going back home on the 27th then.

 

In the spirit of goodwill, our neighbour came round on Friday to say hello, found out he'd be dumped by his missus last week so has no one to spend xmas with and his mum died this year. As it's just me and the other half until Boxing day decided to invite him round for xmas day, can't have people on their own at this time of year. He's ok, an ex solider who has some issues from time to time but a nicer bloke you couldn't want to meet. Looked a bit perplexed when I said we were having lobster and chips.

 

So for being a nice bloke for once, I'm going for a Happy Christmas everyone!

Good of you that, fair play

Glad I'm going the other way and going back home on the 27th then.

 

In the spirit of goodwill, our neighbour came round on Friday to say hello, found out he'd be dumped by his missus last week so has no one to spend xmas with and his mum died this year. As it's just me and the other half until Boxing day decided to invite him round for xmas day, can't have people on their own at this time of year. He's ok, an ex solider who has some issues from time to time but a nicer bloke you couldn't want to meet. Looked a bit perplexed when I said we were having lobster and chips.

 

So for being a nice bloke for once, I'm going for a Happy Christmas everyone!

 

 

nice work

 

PS I'll use your Shoreditch Ironics phrase