Took a liking to these Walkers Spicy mix ups.

Best crisp ever.

Plain Hula Hoops for this chris connoisseur  

Beefy monster munch

Cheesy Wotsits

Sweet chilli kettle crisps

 

Probably my top 3

Salt & Viniger discos

Marks & Sparks Chipsticks.

Give me a pack of Spicy Tomato Snaps anyday.

Kettle chips

 

Vastly overrated for me

Kettle chips

 

Vastly overrated for me

They are - but the Morrison's own brand sea salt and vinegar are the stuff of legend.

30 fucking p????

 

Still a poor man's Space Raiders! :-)

Evidence?

 

A. They're made by Burtons, a firm primarily involved in biscuit production.

B. They're biscuits.

 

Other stuff that don't really count technically as crisps, such as maize or corn based snacks (look at the packet) get a by, as calling them corn-based snacks is the mark of a twat, Fish n Chips, and the lesser distributed cousin, Chicken n Chips are most definitely biscuits. You wouldn't call Mini-Cheddars 'crisps' so tow the line with Fish n Chips.

And Keyser Soze himself would be proud of the trick they've pulled with Space Raiders and Transform-A-Snacks...

 

Increase from 10p to 15p, then add a third to the packet size and weight and charge 20p, then keep the big packet and slowly decrease the contents until they're the same weight as the 10p ones.

 

Gypping fuckers.

Evidence?

I'm afraid Sainsbury's refer to them as...

 

'Salt & Vinegar Flavour Mini Baked Snack Biscuits'

 

Source -http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/gb/groceries/burtons-fish-n-chips-salt---vinegar-baked-snack-biscuits-5x125g?langId=44&storeId=10151&krypto=M8zhdaQO08VfclBS3bZ82aqer02nNvk3Rq6zCYWf9U95ZNNk6rOIrgURg6CZQsL3h446K7wkl5H5%0ACVLTPq6fkMuXoKWaRncuHN1KXKqbpadJ2SY2by%2BSuivjVYjE2VfZ&ddkey=http:gb/groceries/burtons-fish-n-chips-salt---vinegar-baked-snack-biscuits-5x125g

As do Burton's Biscuits, on their internet page regarding 'biscuits we make'...

 

https://www.burtonsbiscuits.com/burtons_products/fish-n-chips/

Regarding biscuits, I notice joyless krauts Aldi no longer call their knockoff Smartie studded biscuit brand Disco Biscuits, Disco Biscuits anymore, and they've probably stopped lacing them with MDMA, too.

 

edit: and, in 'Have I got News For You' stylee, here's what 'The Grocer' Magazine have to say on the matter...

 

http://www.thegrocer.co.uk/opinion/bogof/aldi-down-on-disco-biscuits/230835.article

 

A bit of a swipe at the scouse in the article too.

Edited October 5, 201510 yr by Youri McAnespie

Seabrook are fantastic - the beefy ones are my favourite and the salt & vinegar are so strong they make you sweat. I love the shit crisps like tangy toms, space raiders etc. Monster munch are great despite them being smaller than they used to be. But what about Pringles ????? Texas bbq or whatever they're called - I could eat a full tube in one sitting. And you can stick Doritos up you're arse - bloody awful.

Roysters bubble chips. T bone steak

I can only put walkers or seabrook on a sandwich.

I like how this thread being near the top is going to annoy you on a daily basis........

Indeed, a little snarl escapes my lips whenever I see it.

Oh aye, and fish n chips most definitely are biscuits.

 

That's biscuits, not biscuit.

A. They're made by Burtons, a firm primarily involved in biscuit production.

B. They're biscuits.

 

Other stuff that don't really count technically as crisps, such as maize or corn based snacks (look at the packet) get a by, as calling them corn-based snacks is the mark of a twat, Fish n Chips, and the lesser distributed cousin, Chicken n Chips are most definitely biscuits. You wouldn't call Mini-Cheddars 'crisps' so tow the line with Fish n Chips.

 

 

OK

 

They are better than any crisps, though

To Fatolives pack of Bones..... I'll raise you these as well....

 

I love a Scutter crisps but have a favourite luxury type. Piper Chorizo crisps for sale in Booths.

Youri's head will probably fall off if I say how much they cost.

Edited October 5, 201510 yr by no balls

I wasn't aware that anyone could claim to be highbrow in the world of crisp buying.

I wasn't aware that anyone could claim to be highbrow in the world of crisp buying.

there's luxury ends to all markets, one can enjoy both.