So, say you pulled a bird in some discotheque and she was as fit as fook! The bird opened her gob and you thought, oh shit! She's from Atherton (joke) what accent do you find sexiest in a bird?

 

Irish

French

South African

The quietest one.

Southern Irish and also some Scottish accents are nice, quite like Aussie too. There is a spanish girl in our office and her accent is lovely, pity she is a complete pig.

Love Scouse or Geordie

Love Scouse or Geordie

Scouse!? That is just menkul.

A bird with a Scouse accent doesn't sound anything other than mucky so I suppose in this scenario it's a winner.

 

A 'soft' Scottish or Northern Irish is a good 'un. Nothing too strong though or it'd be like shagging Rab C Nesbitt and/or Jim McDonald.

Welsh.....all down to a student nurse in Chester!

Welsh.....all down to a student nurse in Chester!

Was this in the summer of '76, and did she own a horse?

Was this in the summer of '76, and did she own a horse?

 

No and no, but she was a helluva ride!

Scouse and Geordie.

I'll go with geordie as second choice and some Irish variations but scouse, sorry it's a big NO from me.

Blokes because I'm not a real lezzer: Essex and Kent. Pwopa Nawty boys.

Jock, Irish, Australian, Geordie and Scouse are all turn offs in equal measure.

I actually don't mind a Bolton/general Lancashire one to be fair.

French & Russian

Posh accents - especially when they talk filth

Another vote for Scousers here.

 

Not sure I could cope with one long term, but for a night, oh aye

Can't talk with a mouthful...

 

Irish and Geordie

 

Melt my heart

I love a lass that says fower instead of four and skoo instead of school.

Chinese

American

I love a lass that says fower instead of four and skoo instead of school.

Hoower or whore?

South American. Any variation, Colombian or Venezuelan probably joint top. Nothing better.

Irish

 

American

 

Little Hulton

Bestest are Geordie, Norn Iron and Scottish. Not really strong though.

 

Worstestest is Brum and West Country. Ooh arrr.

Welsh, Geordie scouse in that exact order.

Love South Wales accent on a female. My car insurance company uses Welsh lasses at their call centre. I call them frequently in an attempt to increase my excess.

 

There was a poll done by Reuters a few years back that revealed that 52 percent find the "Queen's English" most appealing when speaking to a call centre.

The Scottish accent came second at 34 percent and the northeastern Geordie twang third at 26 percent, followed by accents from Yorkshire and Wales.

The least popular accents were those from Liverpool or Birmingham, which tied at nine percent.

 

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-britain-branding-accents-idUKTRE5AN37C20091124

 

Geordie on a woman sounds OK but on blokes it's terrible. Managed to nurture my son through 16 years of accent avoidance but the daughter is a bit way eye.

Welsh, or gentle Geordie, Scottish, Irish.

Bought some beef from a farm stall recently. Surprisingly, the woman was welsh, though the farm was up Gonzo's way.

She was absolutely stunning and had a lovely lilting accent.

Makes your day.