After being a standing wiper for well over 30 yrs the last six months ive changed to remaining seater whilst cleaning the cigar cutter out. Anybody else done got any habits that they changed to do the total opposite of after years

Bum guns and andrex wipes.

 

Never sore and always totally clean.

 

Surprises me how many people don't use the wipes.

 

You wouldn't wash your car with a dry sponge would you?

Aldi have just started doing the moist wipes. 65p a pack.

 

Game changer!

Option b would be in clear contravention of your manual handling training given your line of work and I'd suggest booking in for a refresher.

I would of course carry out a thorough manual handling risk assessment prior to cupping my balls.

Aldi have just started doing the moist wipes. 65p a pack.

 

Game changer!

Anybody who doesn't use quick moist wipe is a filthy cunt

Anybody who doesn't use quick moist wipe is a filthy cunt

always do the birds before I RIMM her

 

never do mi​ne

Edited July 10, 201610 yr by little whitt

Anybody who doesn't use quick moist wipe is a filthy cunt

I'm a filthy cunt.

I sit down to piss a lot more than I probably should.

I sit down to piss a lot more than I probably should.

One of life's great luxuries is a sit down piss

Anybody who doesn't use quick moist wipe is a filthy cunt

I know loads of people who moisturise and generally take care of themselves, on the outside, but don't use wipes.

 

Don't understand.

Edited July 10, 201610 yr by captainmed

Love a sit down piss at work.

Sit down piss? Stand up wipe? The world no longer makes sense to me!

Izel toilet paper at school in the 60s would make sure you had a pony and trap at home.

Izel toilet paper at school in the 60s would make sure you had a pony and trap at home.

Aye.....it wouldn't soak anything up but just moved it round to a quieter area.

Aye.....it wouldn't soak anything up but just moved it round to a quieter area.

Is that the tracing paper stuff? I can confirm that it was in use well into the 80's.

It used to be about £2 for two small rolls an' all, this in the 80s too...Never understood it, unless they bought two rolls at the beginning of the year and because no-one used it they lasted the year?

I am a lazy bastard and find myself sitting more than standing for a piss these days. Criminal really but when I get chance that 5 mins away from mither reading the news or WW sat on the pan keeps me sane.

One of life's great luxuries is a sit down piss

Oh aye.

 

Hard day at work, big sit down piss, 20 minutes on wanderersways with a corned beef butty.

 

One of life's understated luxuries.

Oh aye.

 

Hard day at work, big sit down piss, 20 minutes on wanderersways with a corned beef butty.

 

One of life's understated luxuries.

Only took my laptop once for a sit down sesh, never again.

I always sit down to piss now

I always sit down to piss now

Is that so you are tall enough to get it in the bowl?

 

My lad does that too.

I always sit down to piss now

Saves overflowing the potty i suppose

Saves overflowing the potty i suppose

Or the "downstairs pisser" as I call it.

A sit down piss can be quite manly, for example if you're so covered in shit from grafting and you don't want to dirty your cock using your hands.

 

(you can give it a shake in the bog by using your fist on your pubis region )

Standing is instinctive to us al-fresco types; a bit of a throwback to cave man days when you had to keep a look out for predators while temporarily indisposed.

Around our way if you 'sit down for a piss' your a tart. I cannot sit down for a piss, I find it impossible as when I went a week without a slash because I was lay down in hospital. I wipe stood using the down hill skiing position, with a right hand wipe upwards towards my back, and since I've been on this fruit n fibre and salads diet my arse stretches wider than a hippo's yawn, but one sheet does the jobby

Around our way if you 'sit down for a piss' your a tart. I cannot sit down for a piss, I find it impossible as when I went a week without a slash because I was lay down in hospital. I wipe stood using the down hill skiing position, with a right hand wipe upwards towards my back, and since I've been on this fruit n fibre and salads diet my arse stretches wider than a hippo's yawn, but one sheet does the jobby

 

 

The voice of reason

 

The world has not gone completely fucking mad then.