Site Supporter Spider Posted August 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: A real English rose as a contestant an' all. Unsullied. A virgin for sure. Megan is making me twitch. Those shoes scream purity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Rudy The life and times of Malcolm X. I lived in Spain for a spell when I was 18 - and his autobiography as told to Alex Haley was the only book I took. I probably read it twenty odd times. There's a real English rose as a contestant an' all. Unsullied. A virgin for sure. If I advanced - Death Metal from 1987 to 1992. The Big Lebowski. Megan just said fuhrer and I think I’ve had a sexy accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Really surprised she isn't sporting a crucifix tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: What would your specialist subject be? Bolton Wanderers 2000-2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Really surprised she isn't sporting a crucifix tbh. Bet her undies are MASSIVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Right up Little Whitt's street I reckon'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 If they don't know the answer why don't they just say 'Bob Marley' or 'Oregano' instead of passing? 'Titan is a moon of which giant gas planet?' 'Bob Marley' 'The Atacama is a desert in which South American country?' 'Oregano'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Right up Little Whitt's street I reckon'... He’d go at that like a newly born lamb The guy in the blue shirt has an advantage here because he isn’t distracted by the lights and the cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) It would be delightful to totally corrupt her in many, many ways... Have her skinning up, drinking three bottles of Prosecco a night, camming on Adultwork and semi-addicted to MDMA within three months... Might stick iPlayer on later and replay it with the sound and my boxers down. I'd probably get to vinegar strokes and Clive would call that asian lad who won up to the chair. Edited August 23, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 23, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: It would be delightful to totally corrupt her in many, many ways... Have her skinning up, drinking three bottles of Prosecco a night, camming on Adultwork and semi-addicted to MDMA within three months... Might stick iPlayer on later and replay it with the sound and my boxers down. I'd probably get to vinegar strokes and Clive would call that asian lad who won up to the chair. I’m still at half mast and now Victoria Corens gigantic knockers have slid onto my screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Yes, but she's been RUINED by 'Big Davey Mitchell' - 9" on the slack, 12" when tumescent. It's too smug Only Connect, June Sarpong is on Richard Osmond's House of Games on Dave Ja Vu - proper BJ lips on her and I bet she rolls superb bifters, and Kate Williams - fur coat and no knickers for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Spider said: He’d go at that like a newly born lamb The guy in the blue shirt has an advantage here because he isn’t distracted by the lights and the cameras. I just thought he was bosseyed. Until the end when it was made plain. I'd been distracted by evil thoughts of grooming and polluting Megan. He was batting above average with his missus. I mean it doesn't make much difference to him what his bird looks like, the selfish bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) I've often thought about faking religiosity to get my grubby depraved paws on a Megan type... Hiding the fact I'm really a predatory drink and drug addicted monster. Edited August 23, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Actually I did that already, not pretending to be a god-botherer, but concealing my various peccadilloes and substance abuse from a 'nice' girl. When I used to lure her back to my lair, I'd say I was going to the bin, then go into the garden to urinate and pop E's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 23, 2021 Members Share Posted August 23, 2021 Christ this Steve in the only connect quiz has never kissed a girl has he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Christ this Steve in the only connect quiz has never kissed a girl has he? She introduces them with the dullest 'interesting' facts about their lives... Can you imagine the facts with four deviants off here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Victoria Coren-Mitchell... "This is Whitt, he recently returned from a sojourn in GERMANY, his immediate priority was to get an illiterate woman around to micturate in his mouth whilst he lay in his bath..." "This is Gonzo, he once took advantage of a drug-addicted girl to receive oral sex off her, during the act of fellatio he removed her beanie hat to reveal she was as bald as Gail Porter..." "Meet Bolty, he emigrated to Australia in the 1980's after being headhunted, shortly after arriving he caught an Aborigine burgling his house, he knocked the miscreant out with a coal shovel and enraged by the invasion kicked him to death before driving into the outback and dumping the corpse in a shallow grave" "This is Royal White, he's served in the military and killed indiscriminately - he also has sex indiscriminately, often engaging transsexual prostitutes for bumfun, he does practice safe sex however knowing they are probably riddled" "Together they form the team 'The WW Perverts' and it's the first round, over to captain Bolty..." Bolty... "Twisted Flax please..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted August 26, 2021 Members Share Posted August 26, 2021 At the risk of encouraging the odd (very fucking odd) poster, just watched another excellent doco called 'Undefeated'. About the Manassas Tigers school gridiron team. Well worth a watch for those fellow fans of American Football on here - this excludes raving fucking lunatics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Meena is seriously tapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 26, 2021 Members Share Posted August 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, radcliffe white said: Meena is seriously tapped Must be wanting to shag David. Boring drip that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Must be wanting to shag David. Boring drip that he is. Aye boring fucker but he gets the ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 26, 2021 Members Share Posted August 26, 2021 Just now, radcliffe white said: Aye boring fucker but he gets the ladies Yeah, paedophiles and murderers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Licence-payers money wasted on Rachel Riley's stupid attempt to look sexy with a belly as big as Lisa Riley's on Countdown... Where the fuck do you even buy such garments, 'Pregnant Prossie Couture R Us'? Dave should be ashamed as well, there's more dead celebs on their stuff than living ones. I really should plug the Chromecast in, but I'd have to reach over the telly, an I cannae be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 26, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Licence-payers money wasted on Rachel Riley's stupid attempt to look sexy with a belly as big as Lisa Riley's on Countdown... Where the fuck do you even buy such garments, 'Pregnant Prossie Couture R Us'? Dave should be ashamed as well, there's more dead celebs on their stuff than living ones. I really should plug the Chromecast in, but I'd have to reach over the telly, an I cannae be arsed. Thought channel 4 did countdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 (edited) @Spider They do... Suzie Dent was dressed like a Russian prostitute today an' all... I was working so just giving cursory looks at the screen but still fucked up the two muppets playing... Edited August 26, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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