Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

Browsing the channels and put on BBC1 for a bit, Paddy McGuinness appears to have morphed into Eminem's grandad

Enjoyed Viewpoint. 

There's been a few, understandable, posts along the lines of "What's going on in the world?" and "These days..." or "When we were kids..."

There's a double-header documentary on BBC Four at 9pm that refutes that everything is going to shit and violence rules.

Could be interesting.

The Violence Paradox

(yer daft twat...)

If it's crap there's always 'Beat The Chasers' or that mucky-looking shepherdess with about 18 kids on the other channels...

When’s that Manchester organised crime on? Was looking forward to seeing @royal white

16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

There's been a few, understandable, posts along the lines of "What's going on in the world?" and "These days..." or "When we were kids..."

There's a double-header documentary on BBC Four at 9pm that refutes that everything is going to shit and violence rules.

Could be interesting.

The Violence Paradox

(yer daft twat...)

If it's crap there's always 'Beat The Chasers' or that mucky-looking shepherdess with about 18 kids on the other channels...

That shepherdess must have a cervix like the exit wound from a high calibre bullet.

She had kid number 7 or 8 whilst sat by the fire on her own one night. I mean it must have plopped out like loose stool.

Shes still fit as fuck though and I’d rattle myself around her given a sniff.

Last one probably shimmied out wearing a sequinned glove, threw its trilby across the farmhouse then did the moonwalk.

That Ben Fogle did a program with them and she was a bit fresh with him iirc.

Her old man mentioned he'd, unsurprisingly, had to have a hip replacement, perhaps he is now relegated to watching and wankin' in a wardrobe and she was sounding old Ben out?

He did another one with some statuesque ex-pole vaulter who was involved with some older bloke.

They openly admitted they got others involved in 'stuff' he wasn't up to anymore, and it wasn't just archery and tramping about the wilderness they were on about.

She really was cracking on to Fogle.

In both cases he seemingly demurred - the big posho fanny.

Edited May 4, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Last one probably shimmied out wearing a sequinned glove, threw its trilby across the farmhouse then did the moonwalk.

That Ben Fogle did a program with them and she was a bit fresh with him iirc.

Her old man mentioned he'd, unsurprisingly, had to have a hip replacement, perhaps he is now relegated to watching and wankin' in a wardrobe and she was sounding old Ben out?

He did another one with some statuesque ex-pole vaulter who was involved with some older bloke.

They openly admitted they got others involved in 'stuff' he wasn't up to anymore, and it wasn't just archery and tramping about the wilderness they were on about.

She really was cracking on to Fogle.

In both cases he seemingly demurred - the big posho fanny.

I’d have had a crack with more than a passing interest in seeing what carnage 9 kids does to your pastie.

Ben Fogle probably had a go on her in some shepherds hut up on the “moowerrs”. I’d wager he made her get that crook she carries a good distance into his colon too.

9 kids. Fckinell 

 

Like a welly top

I reckon' Fogle pretends he likes a crooked bottom to inveigle his way into women, lull them into a false sense of security.

It's a common tactic amongst the upper-classes.

Look at the sly look on his kisser in this photo with the aforementioned Pole vaulter...

I've just caught 10 minutes of 'Who wants to be a millionaire?'.  3 thick fecks, one after the other with the highlight;

What does the A stand for in SAS?

Lass rings her dad.  "Is it Athletic, aerobic, air or ability?"

Dad - "It's airability"

"Dad, it's air OR ability"

Dad - "yes, airability" "erm air"

"How sure are you?"

"50/50"

Stephen Graham is in the new series of peaky blinders

englands finest actor

5 hours ago, L/H White said:

Stephen Graham is in the new series of peaky blinders

englands finest actor

Will see your Stephen Graham and raise you Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy

Well, that’s New Girl done

Starstruck on iPlayer was a decent watch. Short, easy episodes and some funny moments. Rose Matafeo has got sumert about her.

Gary Oldman is England’s best. Bar none.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p08zh5ks/the-serpent-series-1-episode-1?xtor=CS8-1000-[Discovery_Cards]-[Multi_Site]-[SL01]-[PS_IPLAYER~N~~P_TheSerpentS1E1]
 

Anyone watched this ? 

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Gary Oldman is England’s best. Bar none.

I would have to agree. He’s played a white Rastafarian pimp, Gotham city chief of police, a werewolf wizard , Churchill, Dracula al immensely. Serious range on that mon

You missed out his greatest ever role...

"I TOLD YA BEFORE - I NEED THE BUZZ!"

"WELL, BUY A BLOODY BEEHIVE, THEN!"

They were married in real life.

He was also wed to Uma Thurman.

His acting was 'fuelled by drink', and he 'drank so much, my tongue turned green...'

Good man.

YETI!

(Thwack)

YETI!

(Thwack)

YETI!

(Thwack)

OBOE!

(Slightly less vigorous Thwack)

2 hours ago, Ani said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p08zh5ks/the-serpent-series-1-episode-1?xtor=CS8-1000-[Discovery_Cards]-[Multi_Site]-[SL01]-[PS_IPLAYER~N~~P_TheSerpentS1E1]
 

Anyone watched this ? 

Seen it the other month, first episode is a bit cheesy but pretty decent after that. Parts of it will relate to your Moat House experience 😄 

3 hours ago, Ani said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p08zh5ks/the-serpent-series-1-episode-1?xtor=CS8-1000-[Discovery_Cards]-[Multi_Site]-[SL01]-[PS_IPLAYER~N~~P_TheSerpentS1E1]
 

Anyone watched this ? 

Never heard of it. What’s it about?

Some con-man cum serial killer preying on backpackers on the 70's 'find myself' hippie trail in Asia...

Some bird who's about 35 but looks 16 off Doctor Who plays his bird.

53 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Some con-man cum serial killer preying on backpackers on the 70's 'find myself' hippie trail in Asia...

Some bird who's about 35 but looks 16 off Doctor Who plays his bird.

The Serpent? 

That's the one. 😉

Found this on YouTube yesterday and can't stop watching this.

The full 40 minute video is on YouTube too.