Tim Farron at Manchester Airport Train Station. He was whistling to himself as he walked along the platform. This helps to confirm to my preconceived notion that he's probably a nice chap.

Buster Bloodvessel, Marcos Baghdatis, Andy Murray, Bart Cummings, Walter Paytons wife (Connie), Sir David Brown, Valerie Leon.

Was talking to the boxer Tommy Coyle at the gym the other day

 

I didn't know who he was but a couple of people I was with did

 

Thoroughly nice chap

Edited February 1, 20179 yr by DirtySanchez

Once saw Jordan queueing for a ride at Alton Towers. Only recognised her after thinking, "look at the size of those tits"

That reminds me - I once saw Neil Ruddock sat in a seat on the Oblivion. I was next in line and he looked like he was bricking it - the soft southern site. I also spotted Shane Warne looking at some supercar or other in a showroom in Melbourne.

Paula Radcliffe, Chris Chittel & Tony Audenshaw (both Emmerdale), Alistair Campbell,  Uriah Rennie, John Motson, Gordon Ramsey, Helen Skelton, Richard Dunwoody and many more at the start line and hospitality tents of the GNR and GMR over the years.

 

Helen was very nice!

 

Ramsey was a self obsessed wanker who kept whipping off his running vest on the coach to the start line and standing up to show everyone his pecs.

Countless soap stars and footballers (including most of the 'class of 92).

Assorted bands and musicians including an evening with Muse that ended with my mate getting porked by Matt Bellamy

Countless soap stars and footballers (including most of the 'class of 92).

Assorted bands and musicians including an evening with Muse that ended with my mate getting porked by Matt Bellamy

 

I think you're going to have to elaborate on this...

an evening with Wildlife on One that ended with my mate getting porked by David Bellamy

Forgot I worked at Granada studios for a bit.

 

Had my dinner with the black bloke off Granada tonight and said hello to Kevin Websters dad in the common room.

Edited February 1, 20179 yr by gonzo

I used to stay at Claire Baldings house every other weekend, very nice woman

I think you're going to have to elaborate on this...

It was around the launch of Origin of Symmetry.

IIRC She ended up being his Manchester wench and tbf I don't blame him.

She is in the video for New Born I think.

Forgot I worked at Granada studios for a bit.

Had my dinner with the black bloke off Granada tonight and said hello to Kevin Websters dad in the common room.

You bumped into Diane oxbury recently didn't you? Ranks the highest for me.

Saw Joleon Lescott today in Trafford Centre with his wife and daughter.

Did you heckle him along the lines of...

 

"Oi, Elephant Man, you cunt"

 

And if not why not?

You bumped into Diane oxbury recently didn't you? Ranks the highest for me.

Was she filth in real life? I bet she's filth in real life.

Was in the same airport queue as David Wheater and Jay Spearing coming back from Tenerife the other year. And once saw Mark Fish at the Trafford Centre. Also once had a chat with Gonzo's yon black fella off Granada Tonight in the Greyhound in Leigh. He must be about 8 foot 4, fucking massive.

Was in the same airport queue as David Wheater and Jay Spearing coming back from Tenerife the other year. And once saw Mark Fish at the Trafford Centre. Also once had a chat with Gonzo's yon black fella off Granada Tonight in the Greyhound in Leigh. He must be about 8 foot 4, fucking massive.

Did he tell you the story about him, Lucy Meacock, and the moss side under 19 basket ball team in a lock up in didsbury?

Andy Murray.

Really?

 

That must have been great, he's a lovely bloke I've heard

I wonder where it was

Me and Ghana were late for a dmb v us match and so was Ian Brown. I told Ghana to play it cool. We ignored the red twat.

 

My best meet was I had a 2 minute chat with Eusebio at Benfica v vitoria setbul

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 Andy Murray,

 

 

Really?

 

That must have been great, he's a lovely bloke I've heard

 

Apparently, he is quite a personality...

 

 

 

according to the BBC.

Group of us walked into a pub in Sheffield years ago. Magnus Magnusson was sat at the bar finishing a drink (they were filming Mastermind at the Crucible iirc) and my mate blurted out "I've started so I'll finish". He fixed us with a dead eye and stomped off

 

Later that night we walked into the local KFC, ordered 2 bargain buckets, and took our place in the queue waiting for our order. Minding our own business, and not saying a word, next thing we hear is "YES, IT IS ME!!!! OK!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARE!!" Step forward the future Lord Coe. Hadn't even recognised him never mind looked at him. Arrogant cunt

Clocked a few over the years, my son still squirms at the photo of him with Fred the Weatherman I took when he was 6 year old.

Clocked a few over the years, my son still squirms at the photo of him with Fred the Weatherman I took when he was 6 year old.

 

Can you see both of his hands?

When was at uni in Sheffield when prince naseem was in his prime, he used to rock up and down this main street like he owned the place

 

One day this lad we knew walked up to him, puts them up, says "come on then you soft cunt", gave it a second then legged it

 

Same lad saw chris waddle and gazza in a kebab shop, went up to say hello, got tongue tied and all he could say was "I can play football too", waddle says "that's nice", he replies "yeah" and just walks off

 

Benito Carbone was always hanging round this coffee shop but no one ever said owt to him

 

Our student halls were down a country lane on the edge of town

 

Nigel Worthington lived at top of the lane and on way home from pub/club we used to do knock a door run and all that, it escalated to groups of students stood outside his singing "nw you're a wanker" etc at 2am, so for a spell he had cops outside his house every night

 

Proper student cunts, no wonder people hate them

 

Dave Bassett wad always in the local after games as well with his coach going over tactics on napkins and stuff

Dave Bassett wad always in the local after games as well with his coach going over tactics on napkins and stuff

"Kick it long to the big black lad up front".