Boby Brno Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 Just now, mickbrown said: I was talking about the big man, not his lad. We were talking about his lad. Keep up. Quote
mickbrown Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Boby Brno said: We were talking about his lad. Keep up. My point was the big man was made up. You lot brought the wee man into it. Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 Jesus invented fishing, carpentry and football hooliganism. Fucking FACT. From the Gospel of Matthew (PBUH), 4:16 ”and yea, Bethlehem United vs Nazareth Albion took place on the shores of the Dead Sea. A title decider to see who would be the Judean Champions for the AD24/25 season. The Nazarenes had been allocated 4,000 tickets in the Herod End. A generally peaceful crowd was, on this day, completely overwhelmed by a group calling themselves the Nazarene Ultras. Carrying banners such as ‘Herod Eats Babies’ & ‘All Romans Suck Dick’, they spent the duration of the game singing songs such as ‘Bethlehem’s a shithole, I wanna go home’ to the clear alarm of the United fans. The ringleader was a scruffy lad with nice eyes who led the singing with a bullhorn and whipped the crowd up into a frenzy. At the end of the game, he could be heard saying “STEEEEEAAAAMMMM” (in Aramaic obviously) at which point the NazUltras starting kicking the fuck out of the Roman Centurions and some of the Bethlehem fans wearing Gaza Island clothing.” Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 16 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Joyous watching the true Indy supporters who are ripping her to shreds and forming splinter groups, merely divvying their vote up. I wonder if London Wanderer is voting for Nicola or one of the new ones ? I don't think he will appear after his dire performance last night. We can’t vote for Sturgeon in England. Quote
Escobarp Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: We can’t vote for Sturgeon in England. What’s that got to do with his post? Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Escobarp said: What’s that got to do with his post? He asked if London Wanderer would be voting for her. I will admit that I’ve assumed London Wanderer lives in London, like. Quote
Escobarp Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 Just now, Spider said: He asked if London Wanderer would be voting for her. I will admit that I’ve assumed London Wanderer lives in London, like. Do keep up Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Do keep up I’m busy bet you voted for her shag owt, you Quote
miamiwhite Posted March 19, 2021 Author Posted March 19, 2021 37 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Do keep up Not his fault mate, he must think I live in Miami by his logic 😆 🤣 😜 Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Not his fault mate, he must think I live in Miami by his logic 😆 🤣 😜 Poor showing tonight. Your work with London Wanderer has been decent, though I sense he hasn't been drawn in deep enough for any serious BOOMS. You need to get Perth Pete back on board to back you up. You're Sheringham without Shearer. Quote
Zico Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Boby Brno said: We were talking about his lad. Keep up. The link tmgj posted was about the old testament Anyway I'm sure Jesus existed, but his entire existence, and the whole new testament is based on a lie that got out of control His mum shagged someone behind Joseph's back and claimed immaculate conception Anyway I'm more than happy for anyone to believe whatever they want, there's no proof so it's no different to believing in life on planets and all that But Something created the big bang Whatever it was is responsible for everything This is the wrong thread though Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, Zico said: The link tmgj posted was about the old testament Anyway I'm sure Jesus existed, but his entire existence, and the whole new testament is based on a lie that got out of control His mum shagged someone behind Joseph's back and claimed immaculate conception Anyway I'm more than happy for anyone to believe whatever they want, there's no proof so it's no different to believing in life on planets and all that But Something created the big bang Whatever it was is responsible for everything This is the wrong thread though With you on that. All this fucking nonsense started somewhere. Why? Quote
Zico Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Here's a philosophical question: can God be separate from religion? The latter is largely dangerous bollocks for me, however, how many of us have clasped hands or looked to the heavens as a Bolton player has strode up to take a match winning penalty? Why do we sometimes look for a higher power, even if we don't believe in one? 8 minutes ago, Spider said: With you on that. All this fucking nonsense started somewhere. Why? See i don't believe in a god, well, not in the biblical sense, whereby someone knocked up the universe in a week and is in full control of everything I have no issue with anyone who does because there is no answer, not one which we will ever know, so hedge your bets and have faith in whatever makes you feel comfortable with the fact that you and everyone you've ever known will die The god of the Bible was put together during a period when they thought the world was flat and by folk who didn't know the Americas or Australia or other planets existed Part the red sea? Two of every animal on an ark? Walk on water? Fuck off And even 1000 years from now, if there is life elsewhere it's unlikely we'll know about it As said though, something started all this but fuck knows what it was Quote
Boby Brno Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Zico said: See i don't believe in a god, well, not in the biblical sense, whereby someone knocked up the universe in a week and is in full control of everything I have no issue with anyone who does because there is no answer, not one which we will ever know, so hedge your bets and have faith in whatever makes you feel comfortable with the fact that you and everyone you've ever known will die The god of the Bible was put together during a period when they thought the world was flat and by folk who didn't know the Americas or Australia or other planets existed Part the red sea? Two of every animal on an ark? Walk on water? Fuck off And even 1000 years from now, if there is life elsewhere it's unlikely we'll know about it As said though, something started all this but fuck knows what it was The Greeks preceded this period by about 800 years. Your other primary school theology only refers to one religion. Lots of other fairy tales to dismiss. Quote
Casino Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 5 hours ago, miamiwhite said: oh right, made two comments on stuff you don't give a shit about I watch this thread It's a bit like a visit to the zoo Why the fuck do you care about sturgeon? Quote
Zico Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Boby Brno said: The Greeks preceded this period by about 800 years. Your other primary school theology only refers to one religion. Lots of other fairy tales to dismiss. The Greek gods were dismissed as fantasy years ago Primary school theology? I'm not sure if you agree with me or if I've offended? Anyway, if god spoke to folk on earth about how it all came together he would've mentioned things like Neanderthals and dinosaurs and stuff like that unless he/she/it was embarrassed Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Casino said: I watch this thread It's a bit like a visit to the zoo Why the fuck do you care about sturgeon? Probably because she wants to break up the Union. Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 “Primary school theology” has to be the most Oxbridge, patronising zinger on this site in many a year Quote
Casino Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Probably because she wants to break up the Union. Shes too late, the thick cow Your mates at the ERG beat her Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Casino said: Shes too late, the thick cow Your mates at the ERG beat her News to me. Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 Just now, Casino said: But not to NI, eh? Last time i looked was still part of the United Kingdom. Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 (edited) Just now, Casino said: Get to specsavers You’ll get one right...... one day, .... law of averages. 😂 Edited March 19, 2021 by Mounts Kipper Quote
Spider Posted March 19, 2021 Posted March 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said: Last time i looked was still part of the United Kingdom. It’s more of a dependency these days. An egocentric albatross around our necks like Gibraltar or St Helena. let it go. For all our sakes. Quote
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