Come home Parky! Forget Bolton come back to Bradford where you belong.

 

3 hours ago, bolty58 said:

I see a few of the shitty six have weighed in. Thank fuck they are on ignore.

A few more possibles for the dirty dozen have emerged too.

There is gain in almost everything, no matter how unfortunate.

How old are you again? The shitty six...FFS

So does that make you the wanky one?

I thought one of the WW mantras was "if you act the cunt then expect to be called one".

Typo my fucking arse.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjoojar said:

How old are you again? The shitty six...FFS

So does that make you the wanky one?

I thought one of the WW mantras was "if you act the cunt then expect to be called one".

Typo my fucking arse.

I think you're raking over old coals now. Does it make any difference to you or your life? Or is taking offence the fashion?

15 minutes ago, jimmyjoojar said:

How old are you again? The shitty six...FFS

So does that make you the wanky one?

I thought one of the WW mantras was "if you act the cunt then expect to be called one".

Typo my fucking arse.

May I be the first to welcome you to the massive fanny’s ignore list. 

Edited February 27, 20197 yr by mickbrown

1 minute ago, MickyD said:

I think you're raking over old coals now. Does it make any difference to you or your life? Or is taking offence the fashion?

Nah...I'm simply stoking the fire.

In all seriousness I just saw the thread and fancied sticking the boot in, after all Bolty is often one of the first to pipe up.

 

5 minutes ago, jimmyjoojar said:

Nah...I'm simply stoking the fire.

In all seriousness I just saw the thread and fancied sticking the boot in, after all Bolty is often one of the first to pipe up.

 

That’s the spirit

10 minutes ago, jimmyjoojar said:

Nah...I'm simply stoking the fire.

In all seriousness I just saw the thread and fancied sticking the boot in, after all Bolty is often one of the first to pipe up.

I have a theory. Bolty, being awake while we're asleep, (and vice versa) get's to do all his posting almost unopposed whereas us in the same area end up having an almost conversational forum. We get up in the morning and the last 20 post are all Bolty's.

Edited February 27, 20197 yr by MickyD

36 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I think you're raking over old coals now. Does it make any difference to you or your life? Or is taking offence the fashion?

I thought it poor taste because I knew someone who's girlfriend was killed in it 

Don't think that's being fashionable 

Plus if you're making a joke like that then know your intended audience. It was aimed at one person only 

Then don't try and claim it was a typo despite having previous on more than one occasion 

Can we all agree that Bradford are indeed a shit club and that Parky is welcome to go there?

16 minutes ago, Wullie said:

Can we all agree that Bradford are indeed a shit club and that Parky is welcome to go there?

I'd be delighted if he was their anager next season

As he seemingly can't be arsed coming on and explaining fucking sarcasm, Sweep has made umpteen sick and over the top posts regarding Tommy's family, immigrants and sundry others of late - which I read as a pisstake that this place resembles Stormfront or other 'hate site' at times these days...

I also expect the 'Ooh! We're dead right wing, us' lot also realise this, but can't resist taking these posts literally (even if it has a downside of making them look pig thick) and using them as a stick to beat him with - mainly as he's a poster who pipes up against the increasing number of bollocks 'alt-shite' musings we have to endure continually.

I'd quite happily agree to stop posting anything vaguely political if the site was made a politics free zone. It used to be about funny anecdotes, overtly sexist perving and sharing and a bit of football, nowadays? Christ on a bike...

Edited February 27, 20197 yr by Youri McAnespie

2 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

aye

ove on

Hope he chokes on his rifle. 

Fuck me parkinson is causing a right heated thread here 

48 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Sweep has made umpteen sick and over the top posts regarding Tommy's family, immigrants and sundry others of late - which I read as a pisstake that this place resembles Stormfront or other 'hate site' at times these days...

That's how I read them, too.

3 hours ago, MickyD said:

I have a theory. Bolty, being awake while we're asleep, (and vice versa) get's to do all his posting almost unopposed whereas us in the same area end up having an almost conversational forum. We get up in the morning and the last 20 post are all Bolty's.

Aye. It’s not fair that bolty has a free run on this place in the small hours. For balance we need to export a lefty out to the same time zone to counter him

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I'd quite happily agree to stop posting anything vaguely political if the site was made a politics free zone. It used to be about funny anecdotes, overtly sexist perving and sharing and a bit of football, nowadays? Christ on a bike...

Utter bollocks.

I've not been here long so can't comment on what it used to be about.

But in my time here I've not seen one single post about Christ on a bike.

1 hour ago, Traf said:

That's how I read them, too.

No doubt. It doesn't mean it might not cause offence to someone though.

As I said before, someone's sick joke is someone else taking offence.

None of the comments are really worth getting overly worked up over.

It’s the shithousery involved pretending it’s a typo that makes this one such a beauty. 

As a wind up operation Mr Bantam, you've really succeeded here son.

Just now, Marc505 said:

As a wind up operation Mr Bantam, you've really succeeded here son.

Soon disappeared- Just a chicken really.

Sweep's blatantly fucking obvious pisstakes/fishing did cause offence, well the Tommy one did at any rate, in true Mumsnet style, to use one of Bolty's favourite turns of phrase, with faux outrage...

His ones about gassing immigrants (or similar) were treated with amusement and gentle ribbing.

If I could be arsed I'd repost a few responses.

We've got about six fucking threads on the front page mainly concerned with the same thing, then, mentioning no names, certain folk would introduce the same shite into a thread about Ian McCaskill's* new haircut or Kathy Lloyd's Tits - Now and Then.

Its fucking tiresome.

 

 

 

* or his ghost's - if he's  brown bread.

 

And before anyone posts "well don't read/look then" - it'd leave about three threads to participate in...

And one of those is one started by some Preston tit (soon joined by another one).

2 hours ago, wakey said:

Utter bollocks.

I've not been here long so can't comment on what it used to be about.

But in my time here I've not seen one single post about Christ on a bike.

There was one about him and Mary Magdalene...

(one for the Catholic school kids, that)

2 hours ago, wakey said:

But in my time here I've not seen one single post about Christ on a bike.

Because youri nicked his bike and traded it for a 4-pack of Breaker but don't tell anyone

Funny you say that, I saw an unlocked hybrid bike outside China Garden McDonalds today (although there was a lock on the frame?) - for some strange reason and for a brief second I considered making off on it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To Mr Zee's Polski Sklep - and swapping it for a four pack of Karpackie 9% and a bar of Wedel gorzka czekolada...

3 hours ago, wakey said:

Utter bollocks.

I've not been here long so can't comment on what it used to be about.

But in my time here I've not seen one single post about Christ on a bike.

Come off it.