There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

7 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

 

So it would be a Rothman's Yearbook of Rothman's Yearbooks?

Bit like this

Peter Marren is Malcolm's nom de plume...

8 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Neatly sidestepping the problematic issue of 'Sunny' (for Asda) - give him the heave-ho and expose their existing bigotry* or keep him and enrage more current/potential customers.

 

* When 'self-scan' happened, it was almost universally the African-origin staff who were 'let go', certainly at Burnden Asda.

Had to admit asda Burnden had me questioning their morality. The guy on the door offering spray of hand gel to everyone who passed through the door did nothing for racial stereotypes

9 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Your beans were probably 'Best-In' brand (aka Heinz in a differently labelled can) - 19p from the cornershop.

Mogg probably bought about eighteen million quids worth of Unilever shares and was trying to 'Musk' them...

That's right, these delicious products are made by a BLEACH firm, in a BLEACH factory.

Still going to force feed them to your toddler or gummy gipper relative..?

Talking of beans

When I worked at Tesco it was well known, but not advertised, that the beans (and other bits) served in a breakfast in the cafe were all Tesco value products 

Also 

They had three vodkas 

Value, standard and premium 

But were the same but labelled and priced differently

17 minutes ago, Zico said:

Talking of beans

When I worked at Tesco it was well known, but not advertised, that the beans (and other bits) served in a breakfast in the cafe were all Tesco value products 

Also 

They had three vodkas 

Value, standard and premium 

But were the same but labelled and priced differently

I know for a fact that Harrod's "Premium Lager" is Heineken.

@Youri McAnespie

 

 

 

Shared that before finding out it was yesterday 

Have set a reminder on my phone for 22/02/2022

9 minutes ago, Zico said:

 

 

thats so yesterday.

 

 

Miniature A.I Robot Wars is hilarious for some reason. I think it's because of how fast they move.

 

😄 

 

 

 

 

14 hours ago, Rudy said:

 

The Haka couldn’t be gayer if it was done with Bronski Beat lyrics.

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

The Haka couldn’t be gayer if it was done with Bronski Beat lyrics.

Well rugby is full of bummers so you’re probably right 

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Well rugby is full of bummers so you’re probably right 

Wouldn't say that to Joe Marlers face. 

36 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wouldn't say that to Joe Marlers face. 

He’d be too busy gargling piss and shoving his thumb up a wingers arse

1 minute ago, Spider said:

He’d be too busy gargling piss and shoving his thumb up a wingers arse

Who? @little whitt? 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Who? @little whitt? 

He’d be the winger

Just now, Spider said:

He’d be the winger

Sounds like a visit to one of these Horwich clubs you keep inviting me to. 

 

15 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wouldn't say that to Joe Marlers face. 

is that because he's the bummee?

2 hours ago, Zico said:

is that because he's the bummee?

He'd have to be with a face like that 😁