There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

4 hours ago, Winchester White said:

 

Like it.

For those still working and in the office

This is a twitter account worth following.

 

A classic of the genre

 

😁😁😁

 

 

 

On 14/03/2023 at 13:07, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

A classic of the genre

 

Its better than that european championship shit on one of the sky channels

A few southern based posh lads play for england

Other countries turn out indian ex pats

Or are they immigrants, im never too sure

Some curious photos from an article:

 

What a gif, what a man Corkhill was.

"I'm dirty inside!"

11 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

 

What a gif, what a man Corkhill was.

"I'm dirty inside!"

Married to Fred the Weather Man!

13 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Married to Fred the Weather Man!

I just googled that and read some rumours from 1997 that must have been posted on the world's first Internet forum. 

I believe it 🤣

 

4 hours ago, Marc505 said:

 

I had to switch it off as soon as she started, too cringe for words.

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

I had to switch it off as soon as she started, too cringe for words.

That's definitely why her husband left her for his secretary and she's having to sell up. 

18 hours ago, Winchester White said:

I had to switch it off as soon as she started, too cringe for words.

Same really I barely got a minute in then skimmed through, mega cringe!

 

 

Crisp. Grr.

How much?

7 hours ago, Marc505 said:

 

Crisp. Grr.

Correct in that context though!

Anyway, 13 bats for fried snacks- fuck that.

Virgin birth?

4 hours ago, globaldiver said:

So brave 

5 hours ago, globaldiver said:

Reminds me of a conversation I had with MrsD where she said blokes would only ever have one child because once they realised how much it hurt they’d stop after the first.

I pointed out that it’s fairly well documented that childbirth hurts like fuck so if blokes were the ones giving birth it’d be the end of the human race because men actually listen and learn from historical facts. They wouldn’t ever decide to see for themselves.

I do like a money back guarantee 

25 minutes ago, globaldiver said:

I do like a money back guarantee 

😂😂😂😂

Id love to see any emails with someone asking for their dosh back.

”dear sir, the oven wasn’t quite hot enough and the ashes we got back were all squishy and damp. Boooooo”