There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

Courtesy of Zico

 

I like the first whack with the pool cue

Same site

Is this blackpool

 

46 minutes ago, Casino said:

I like the first whack with the pool cue

Don't be getting any ideas.

47 minutes ago, Casino said:

Same site

Is this blackpool

 

Was once called to Bolton Police station because someone managed to shove his head through the serving hatch. In the same way a lobster pot works, he was never coming out the way he got in.

After half an hour of taking the piss we picked his legs up, turned him 180° and pulled him out face first so his ears didn’t prevent his release. It still hurt him enough to make sure he’d never do it again.

Bollocks!

Edited January 20, 20233 yr by MickyD
Link didn’t happen

 

A superhighway to guaranteed CTE.

Is this for real?

Absolutely mental.

On 20/01/2023 at 15:59, Traf said:

 

Ii’d want to go first and if they got up within the 30 seconds I’d concede. 

10 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Is this for real?

Absolutely mental.

Been popular in Russia for years. You want to see some of the finalists when it's a knock out competition. One side of their face is usually twice the size of the other.

Next up, kicking in the bollocks competition.

 

2 hours ago, kent_white said:

Been popular in Russia for years. You want to see some of the finalists when it's a knock out competition. One side of their face is usually twice the size of the other.

Makes sense the backward cunts.

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

Makes sense the backward cunts.

 

9 minutes ago, kent_white said:

 

Thats me late in from a sesh and the wifes clobbered me

13 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Thats me late in from a sesh and the wifes clobbered me

Or you’ve chewed half your own face off

35 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Thats me late in from a sesh and the wifes clobbered me

Can I snort the remnants on your left cheek please 😁

 

Just now, globaldiver said:

Sold

 

 

1 hour ago, Traf said:

 

I've witnessed a BWFC fan most will know sat asleep on a chair outside a bar in Sardinia with a fountain of piss gushing from his shorts 😁

 

What a journey this thread is.