There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

1 minute ago, Dr Faustus said:

its a concept from Logan Paul and KSI- they saw the kind of drinks wealthy folk bought, and used their popularity to launch it. from what i understand, it isnt that healthy either. one kid a i know got about 40 bottles and filmed them!

 

its mental, but its just the latest fad- another will be along soon enough and Logan Paul will be a billionaire wannbe boxer, who got famous through Vine

Fair fucks to them, they make a fortune off moronic parents.  Can't fault them.

Even Bolty wouldn’t defend Andrew Tate

55 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

Even Bolty wouldn’t defend Andrew Tate

He annoys the right people…

1 hour ago, London Wanderer said:

Even Bolty wouldn’t defend Andrew Tate

He annoys Thunberg so I'd not rule it out.

7 hours ago, Zico said:

 

 

Though I'm sure it wasn't just a pizza box that gave him away, she's definitely had the last laugh

She's quite a funny wee un

Prime getting bottled up in Peckham 

It's a £2 bottle of flavoured water that worth about 50p tops and gullible folk are being duped into spending £10/15/20 a bottle for it?

What cost of living crisis?

Tell you what is a cult regarding the drinks market.

Costa Coffee. Ive just cleaned a hotel in Cleveleys which houses a Costa. 

Cunts wanting to get in at 6:30 and gaggles of people sat outside in the pissing rain. Same seats every day talking utter shite.

Fuckers wandering about with the Costa label facing outwards.

36 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Tell you what is a cult regarding the drinks market.

Costa Coffee. Ive just cleaned a hotel in Cleveleys which houses a Costa. 

Cunts wanting to get in at 6:30 and gaggles of people sat outside in the pissing rain. Same seats every day talking utter shite.

Fuckers wandering about with the Costa label facing outwards.

I hardly ever drink takeaway coffee.

But those who know, will tell you the best one you’ll get is from McDonald’s.

This is a fact, ladies and germs.

I like Costa flat whites but I don't like having to queue up and wait for them 

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Tell you what is a cult regarding the drinks market.

Costa Coffee. Ive just cleaned a hotel in Cleveleys which houses a Costa. 

Cunts wanting to get in at 6:30 and gaggles of people sat outside in the pissing rain. Same seats every day talking utter shite.

Fuckers wandering about with the Costa label facing outwards.

A 'gaggle'. The new collective noun for 'cunts'. 

I like it! 😁

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Tell you what is a cult regarding the drinks market.

Costa Coffee. Ive just cleaned a hotel in Cleveleys which houses a Costa. 

Cunts wanting to get in at 6:30 and gaggles of people sat outside in the pissing rain. Same seats every day talking utter shite.

Fuckers wandering about with the Costa label facing outwards.

We're all suckers for marketing.

They created a market out of thin air. You're never knew you needed them. Before the advent of coffee shops you didn't see folk  walking around with a mug of Nescafé.

Same with mobile phones. There was never massive queues at phone boxes with people desperate to tell each other what they had for dinner.

Watching the Pepsi thing on Netflix about the jumpjet and the cola wars. This sort of nonsense has been going on for years.

This is the best instant coffee available, by the way, it’s perfect:

https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/shopping/bushido-coffee

31 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

We're all suckers for marketing.

They created a market out of thin air. You're never knew you needed them. Before the advent of coffee shops you didn't see folk  walking around with a mug of Nescafé.

The thermos was never a good look 

Aldi ground Colombian is decent. 

For takeaways I go to Beanz on chorley new road. Decent coffee and reasonably priced. 

Fuck Costa its just 4 quid warm milk. 

7 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Aldi ground Colombian is decent. 

For takeaways I go to Beanz on chorley new road. Decent coffee and reasonably priced. 

Fuck Costa its just 4 quid warm milk. 

Not even normal cows milk.

They’ve grown a giant dairy creature in a secret laboratory in Wiltshire. It’s a 3-ton blob of flesh with over 20,000 udders protruding from every angle. 

There’s no eyes or feet or arms or anything like that, just a huge toothless aperture into which Costa pour a ground up, mechanically recovered mulch they buy in from Rentokil.

The coffee beans are just roasted sheep dirt.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

I hardly ever drink takeaway coffee.

But those who know, will tell you the best one you’ll get is from McDonald’s.

This is a fact, ladies and germs.

My brother in law has worked for years in the coffee machine industry and is always saying that McDonalds coffee is very good - much better than the coffee shop chains

Edited December 31, 20223 yr by Jol_BWFC

Just now, Jol_BWFC said:

My brother in law has worked for years in the coffee machine industry and has been saying for years that McDonalds coffee is very good - much better than the coffee shop chains

True though. And it’s a third of the price.

 

2 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

My brother in law has worked for years in the coffee machine industry and is always saying that McDonalds coffee is very good - much better than the coffee shop chains

McDonalds is the only take away coffee I will buy.

I refuse to pay over £2.50 for a coffee in paper cup from the likes of Costa.

3 hours ago, Spider said:

This is the best instant coffee available, by the way, it’s perfect:

https://www.harrods.com/en-gb/shopping/bushido-coffee

Instant coffee is for peasents and luddites 

Yet yourself a grinder and get it fresh from the bean 

Best move you can make where coffee is concerned 

Then get a milk frother 

 

3 minutes ago, Zico said:

Instant coffee is for peasents and luddites 

Yet yourself a grinder and get it fresh from the bean 

Best move you can make where coffee is concerned 

Then get a milk frother 

 

Someone did mention that Zico was big into grinder.

26 minutes ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Someone did mention that Zico was big into grinder.

I do like my Brazilian dark roasts

Yeah, any split arse who wants to meet for coffee ain't looking for no broke broke