Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

I've been on WanderersWays long enough to know this means that the Nightingales will get full

We didn’t fill them last time when thousand a day were dying, in fact weren’t there only 3 beds used in the manchester nightingale. 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

We didn’t fill them last time when thousand a day were dying, in fact weren’t there only 3 beds used in the manchester nightingale. 

Seen more in The Nightingale on Lever Street at 3pm on a Wednesday 

I see Arran’s pubs are being closed down. I’m reading that Arran hasn’t had a case for 4 months.

She’s a mentalist.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronvairus-dr-johnny-bananas-and-dr-person-fakename-among-medical-signatories-on-herd-immunity-open-letter-12099947

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I see Arran’s pubs are being closed down. I’m reading that Arran hasn’t had a case for 4 months.

She’s a mentalist.

When I was up there earlier, we were talking to a local businesses woman. We mentioned the fact that Gretna and so local postcodes were under more restrictions. She explained that as soon as England reopened pubs, many of the locals piled down from the border areas into England for a pint.

Subsequently some cases appeared and spread.

Perhaps she's worried about Glasweigans piling into neighbours areas- these oat munchers love their drink.

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

When I was up there earlier, we were talking to a local businesses woman. We mentioned the fact that Gretna and so local postcodes were under more restrictions. She explained that as soon as England reopened pubs, many of the locals piled down from the border areas into England for a pint.

Subsequently some cases appeared and spread.

Perhaps she's worried about Glasweigans piling into neighbours areas- these oat munchers love their drink.

I’ve never been to Arran, but I guess it’s a bit of a schlep for a pint o heavy

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

https://news.sky.com/story/coronvairus-dr-johnny-bananas-and-dr-person-fakename-among-medical-signatories-on-herd-immunity-open-letter-12099947

Wonder if a Cheese signed it?

Just now, boltondiver said:

Wonder if a Cheese signed it?

The banana man surely!

Doesn't do any favours though if folk are trying to make an alternative case.

I may be wrong but I heard (from the guy who works for the fire service who was seconded to build them) that the Nightingale ward in Manchester has had its fixtures and fittings returned to storage within the NHS.

2 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I may be wrong but I heard (from the guy who works for the fire service who was seconded to build them) that the Nightingale ward in Manchester has had its fixtures and fittings returned to storage within the NHS.

Probably to stop pikeys nicking them.

Less cases today but more deaths.

as you were....

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Less cases today but more deaths.

as you were....

Fewer?

R down, too

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

Less cases today but more deaths.

as you were....

Number of deaths or ratio of deaths to cases?

For Peely

 

Heneghan estimates IFR OF 0.5

11 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

For Peely

 

Heneghan estimates IFR OF 0.5

👍 about right I think. 

Edited October 9, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

39 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I may be wrong but I heard (from the guy who works for the fire service who was seconded to build them) that the Nightingale ward in Manchester has had its fixtures and fittings returned to storage within the NHS.

Most of the Nightingales have been repurposed for training, scans, outpatients, etc as the ordinary hospitals are a nightmare in terms of distancing folk who are visiting for tests, outpatient appointments, etc. A consultant that I know well in Brum used to see 3 patients per hour in his outpatient clinic. That’s now down to 1 per hour due to having to clean after each patient and not have a group of folk sat in the waiting room

So yes, some of the fixtures and fittings have been put in storage, for use if needed, and the rest of them used to configure the layout differently 

Visors! At our place we’re all required to wear visors as a minimum. The majority are wearing face masks. There’s 3 members of staff who have got doctors notes saying that they are exempt from even wearing a visor. I suppose the fact that the said 3 are the ones most likely to always push the boundaries doesn’t mean much. The vast majority are questioning the fact that wearing a visor has any negative impact in terms of health issues. The 3 in question are saying that it causes breathing difficulties. Am I wrong for saying that they are taking the piss?

3 minutes ago, Judge Fudge said:

Visors! At our place we’re all required to wear visors as a minimum. The majority are wearing face masks. There’s 3 members of staff who have got doctors notes saying that they are exempt from even wearing a visor. I suppose the fact that the said 3 are the ones most likely to always push the boundaries doesn’t mean much. The vast majority are questioning the fact that wearing a visor has any negative impact in terms of health issues. The 3 in question are saying that it causes breathing difficulties. Am I wrong for saying that they are taking the piss?

They are 100% taking the piss

How the fuck can a visor cause breathing difficulties?

If you’re struggling that much, you shouldn’t leave your oxygen tent.

Cunts. Sack the fuckers, there’s loads of people looking for work who will be glad of the job.

We've been given goggles to wear now in patients houses. Told them am i fuck wearing them in Breightmet, I will be battered! 😂

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

We've been given goggles to wear now in patients houses. Told them am i fuck wearing them in Breightmet, I will be battered! 😂

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

They are 100% taking the piss

How the fuck can a visor cause breathing difficulties?

If you’re struggling that much, you shouldn’t leave your oxygen tent.

Cunts. Sack the fuckers, there’s loads of people looking for work who will be glad of the job.

Absolutely this. Simple mechanics of breathing means that the bit with the highest resistance to the flow of air would be the part making breathing most difficult. The space around the mask can’t possibly be the point of highest resistance.

20 minutes ago, Judge Fudge said:

Visors! At our place we’re all required to wear visors as a minimum. The majority are wearing face masks. There’s 3 members of staff who have got doctors notes saying that they are exempt from even wearing a visor. I suppose the fact that the said 3 are the ones most likely to always push the boundaries doesn’t mean much. The vast majority are questioning the fact that wearing a visor has any negative impact in terms of health issues. The 3 in question are saying that it causes breathing difficulties. Am I wrong for saying that they are taking the piss?

Haha, hold a bag of doritos in front of their face for 2 minutes and see if it effects their breathing. 

4 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Haha, hold a bag of doritos in front of their face for 2 minutes and see if it effects their breathing. 

Hold a bag of Doritos and ask if they can smell them. If they can how does a visor help to protect either wearer or anyone else.

4 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Where's that come from? 

They had to change the colour coding otherwise the whole map would be red and no use to anyone.

Edited October 9, 20205 yr by peelyfeet