Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Just now, TroySwoosh said:

Not letting me book, daughter gets high rate DLA so am technically an unpaid carer but just says will be contacted in the future

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/coronavirus-vaccination/book-coronavirus-vaccination/

Try here and ticking the social care option

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/coronavirus-vaccination/book-coronavirus-vaccination/

Try here and ticking the social care option

yep, saw that bit but underneath it say: You’ll be offered the vaccination at a later date if you provide home help, such as shopping or cleaning, or are an unpaid carer.

 

Guessing the social care bit is for the 'nurses' who  are employed go to peoples houses for caring reasons

2 hours ago, Spider said:

“Travel way too late”

So you’d be happy to fly off to Spain but not for schools to go back?

I agree with some of what you say, by the way.

Happy for primary schools 8th of March, outdoor sports should be same,  secondary should be after Easter, international holidays after Easter with a negative test and providing the country your flying to isn’t on the red list. June & July dates are fucking ridiculous. 

Edited February 23, 20215 yr by Mounts Kipper

5 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said:

Croatia is fabulous, i'd head back there in a heart beat. 

No it isn't.

It's a dump - a shit tip full of unfriendly wankers.

Avoid.

20 minutes ago, TroySwoosh said:

yep, saw that bit but underneath it say: You’ll be offered the vaccination at a later date if you provide home help, such as shopping or cleaning, or are an unpaid carer.

 

Guessing the social care bit is for the 'nurses' who  are employed go to peoples houses for caring reasons

Hmm, I've been checking twice daily and they added a bit overnight saying people eligible for Carers Allowance can now book in

8 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

Hmm, I've been checking twice daily and they added a bit overnight saying people eligible for Carers Allowance can now book in

wife (38C look better in a bra) has hers next tuesday, I'll ask when I'm there, they might find me a spare

58 minutes ago, Casino said:

Bozo says vaccine passports will be necessary 

Good news

Maybe for you old goats 

1 hour ago, Casino said:

Bozo says vaccine passports will be necessary 

Good news

That’s not what I read he had said? I read he said there would be a review into it but it’s hugely complex and has major ethical considerations? You read different to that?

Well after that announcement from krankie I will be spending most of my time in north west England from Mid april onwards until she’s either fucked off or gets a grip. Shambles. And folk have the audacity to say she’s doing a grand Job 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Well after that announcement from krankie I will be spending most of my time in north west England from Mid april onwards until she’s either fucked off or gets a grip. Shambles. And folk have the audacity to say she’s doing a grand Job 

Borders closed. 😂

22 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

That’s not what I read he had said? I read he said there would be a review into it but it’s hugely complex and has major ethical considerations? You read different to that?

Dunno really

just caught the end of an interview on the wireless

I think he was saying many countries would go that way so we will need to find a way

Prob cost another ton!

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Well after that announcement from krankie I will be spending most of my time in north west England from Mid april onwards until she’s either fucked off or gets a grip. Shambles. And folk have the audacity to say she’s doing a grand Job 

What’s the main differences between England & Scotland? 

Edited February 23, 20215 yr by Mounts Kipper

17 minutes ago, Casino said:

Dunno really

just caught the end of an interview on the wireless

I think he was saying many countries would go that way so we will need to find a way

Prob cost another ton!

Krankie has just been asked by willie Rennie would she stand by her previous statement that they won’t be implemented up here. 
 

she’s just back pedaled on it saying if the data says it’s the right thing to do then we will look at it. So I would imagine they are coming in. And like you say will cost a fortune. 
 

and a section of our ethnic brothers will find a lucrative way of forging them no doubt 

18 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

What’s the main differences between England & Scotland? 

We have no route map. The only thing that’s changing at end of April is none essential retail can open and I think gyms. So I can go to the gym and nip to next for a pair of socks but can’t go and sit in a beer garden

from there on in we are simply back to regional tiers. England is tier 0 effectively from June 21. If I’m lucky we will be in tier 2 by then having a meal to get a pint after booking  a table 

26 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

We have no route map. The only thing that’s changing at end of April is none essential retail can open and I think gyms. So I can go to the gym and nip to next for a pair of socks but can’t go and sit in a beer garden

from there on in we are simply back to regional tiers. England is tier 0 effectively from June 21. If I’m lucky we will be in tier 2 by then having a meal to get a pint after booking  a table 

I’ve no faith we will follow the road map anyhow, both statements mean very little except schools are open for business. I suspect everything will slip into the distance until folk in numbers kick off. 

https://whenisthepubopen.co.uk

5 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

I’ve no faith we will follow the road map anyhow, both statements mean very little except schools are open for business. I suspect everything will slip into the distance until folk in numbers kick off. 

I disagree. I think they are placing massive faith in the vaccination programme to drive down hospitalizations and I firmly believe 21st June England will be fully open for business. 
 

we shall see of course 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

I disagree. I think they are placing massive faith in the vaccination programme to drive down hospitalizations and I firmly believe 21st June England will be fully open for business. 
 

we shall see of course 

Hope you are correct. Don’t be surprised if you’re wrong. 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

Hope you are correct. Don’t be surprised if you’re wrong. 

I won’t be surprised if  krankie fails to deliver any meaningful change to my life by end of June though that’s for sure the fucking lego headed rug munching cunt that she is 

@Spider, @Sweep fuck off, will you?
I'm trying to flog Crawley a bargain AI deal  

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

That’s not what I read he had said? I read he said there would be a review into it but it’s hugely complex and has major ethical considerations? You read different to that?

You're right.

Got a feeling something will happen along these lines though.

17 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I disagree. I think they are placing massive faith in the vaccination programme to drive down hospitalizations and I firmly believe 21st June England will be fully open for business. 
 

we shall see of course 

I've a feeling that end point might be delayed a little, but as you say we shall see.

Just need folk to get the jab.

8 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

8489; lowest since late September?

37 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I disagree. I think they are placing massive faith in the vaccination programme to drive down hospitalizations and I firmly believe 21st June England will be fully open for business. 
 

we shall see of course 

amongst other things, the roadmap / plan takes into account "behavioural responses to any changes" and assumes "no change in adherence following vaccination"

that'll be the biggest factor