Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

11 hours ago, Traf said:

Does this Corona virus give you the rhythm of the night?

No but it's better with a slice of like it it

The Chinese govt is building a 1,000 bed hospital in Wuhan.

starting from scratch, it will be up and running by next Thursday 

Six. Days.

This is clearly pretty bad.

But on a positive note, Boris can have his 40 hospitals done and dusted by Easter 

Booked on a Far East cruise in March. I’m bringing that fucker back so be nice to me or else

Up to 41 dead including a doctor who was treating someone 

Surprised they've not put those affected in their Muslim concentration camps.

Went into Manchester's China Town yesterday. It was New Year's Eve. Only about 1 in 10 on them wearing surgical masks and I think that's par for the course any other time too so nobody is panicing yet.

 

12 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Booked on a Far East cruise in March. I’m bringing that fucker back so be nice to me or else

You've already had it!

On 24/01/2020 at 08:13, gonzo said:

There’s a joke about Wuhan Clan somewhere but can’t think of it. 

Kung Flu

On 23/01/2020 at 20:30, Traf said:

Does this Corona virus give you the rhythm of the night?

Best served with a slice of Lyme disease

 

 

 

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Fuckin hell Gonzo

26 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Fuckin hell Gonzo

Double fucking hell.

What a cunting monster that twat is.

41 minutes ago, gonzo said:

 

 

 

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I think you might want to put the warning at the top of the post 🤮

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Double fucking hell.

What a cunting monster that twat is.

Nah he’s alright Gonzo 

Didn't realise till the end that he only had one arm 

Hope a fish bit it off 

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

Didn't realise till the end that he only had one arm 

Hope a fish bit it off 

He ate it himself.

Based on that video, they deserve everything they get 

 

18 minutes ago, Spider said:

Based on that video, they deserve everything they get 

 

Absofuckinglutely.

Barely moved on since gunpowder.

Just watching on the news. Seems senior folk delaying release of information, because it needs approval from above.

Shortage of testing kits and beds.

Authoritarian regime showing weaknesses.

Plenty walking round London with masks on today, mainly from the Far East mind 

Some other Chinese fella coughing and spluttering all the way down on the train, thanks mate 

On 23/01/2020 at 18:52, Tonge moor green jacket said:

A video of these cunts cooking live carp was put on here previously. Plenty of 'evidence' on Google.

Utter cunts. 

If you don't look after your animals, they'll fight back...

Not sure we need to worry about a few Carp fighting back 

14 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

Not sure we need to worry about a few Carp fighting back 

Just you wait until one starts to carry some aquatic virus passed on by fresh water shrimp.

Then Mr live carp cooker/eater in wankhand province contracts it from the carp and develops pustules then dies.

I wonder if the Chinese chippies are being hit with punters not going in, a typhoid outbreak occurred in the 60s with Argentine corned beef being the source, Leigh went into a famine for a few years when lobby was off the menu.

43 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I wonder if the Chinese chippies are being hit with punters not going in, a typhoid outbreak occurred in the 60s with Argentine corned beef being the source, Leigh went into a famine for a few years when lobby was off the menu.

Surprised leythers didn’t become extinct 

11 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Surprised leythers didn’t become extinct 

The UCP cafe kept us going with a plate of chips & gravy.