Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

WHO have been reading this thread

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51318246

 

" My Generation " ?

3 minutes ago, leigh white said:

" My Generation " ?

Accept no substitute

7 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Accept no substitute

Quite a few footballers who sound like, on that thread. Polio Di Canio.

Torre Andre Flu

Ffs not another thread 

Apparently Dettol can kill coronavirus, so just drink Dettol everyone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupted_Blood_incident

God might have to press reset on Earth due to accidental programming errors.

.. 

however , it'll be kinda funny if only the chinese are allergic to it. and everyone else is immune, due to living in caves/next to putrid waterholes for millennia and gaining various beneficial flaws on various genes or whatever. 

the spanish flu blew itself out by mutating wrong , too. 

we'll probably be reet. 

Edited January 31, 20206 yr by e2e4
urls

4 minutes ago, e2e4 said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupted_Blood_incident

God might have to press reset on Earth due to accidental programming errors.

.. 

however , it'll be kinda funny if only the chinese are allergic to it. and everyone else is immune, due to living in caves/next to putrid waterholes for millennia and gaining various beneficial flaws on various genes or whatever. 

the spanish flu blew itself out by mutating wrong , too. 

we'll probably be reet. 

Mrs Miggins said that in her pie shop in 1665.

https://news.sky.com/story/two-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-uk-11922375

10 hours ago, leigh white said:

Mrs Miggins said that in her pie shop in 1665.

Were you doing your YTS there?

45 minutes ago, L/H White said:

https://news.sky.com/story/two-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-uk-11922375

Send them to the Wirral. Build a wall.

Illuminati confirmed

10 hours ago, leigh white said:

Mrs Miggins said that in her pie shop in 1665.

Were you doing the young assistant at the time?

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/live-updates-wirral-coronavirus-quarantine-17661828
 

The first lot have arrived on the Wirral. None of the coach drivers wearing any protective equipment, anyone any idea what happens to them now? 😷

44 minutes ago, royal white said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/live-updates-wirral-coronavirus-quarantine-17661828
 

The first lot have arrived on the Wirral. None of the coach drivers wearing any protective equipment, anyone any idea what happens to them now? 😷

Driving a coach in a Hazmat suit is more dangerous than driving a coach without a Hazmat suit with a load of people who probably haven't got the virus anyway.

The person in the Hazmat suit will probably be going into close personal contact, checking temperature/pulse/blood pressure/bloods of the people on board so their risk would be much higher.

That's my guess anyway. 

4 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Driving a coach in a Hazmat suit is more dangerous than driving a coach without a Hazmat suit with a load of people who probably haven't got the virus anyway.

The person in the Hazmat suit will probably be going into close personal contact, checking temperature/pulse/blood pressure/bloods of the people on board so their risk would be much higher.

That's my guess anyway. 

I was thinking along them lines but then remembered them driving in Hazmat suits in ET 😉

 

Just read that the coach company have given each driver 10days paid leave and all coaches will be deep cleaned.

8 minutes ago, royal white said:

I was thinking along them lines but then remembered them driving in Hazmat suits in ET 😉

 

Just read that the coach company have given each driver 10days paid leave and all coaches will be deep cleaned.

I'd risk Ebola for ten days paid leave

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Driving a coach in a Hazmat suit is more dangerous than driving a coach without a Hazmat suit with a load of people who probably haven't got the virus anyway.

The person in the Hazmat suit will probably be going into close personal contact, checking temperature/pulse/blood pressure/bloods of the people on board so their risk would be much higher.

That's my guess anyway. 

The passengers had to walk past the drivers though, surely one sneeze into his eyes and bingo!

Was a bit surprised to see them wearing no protection at all!

1 hour ago, royal white said:

all coaches will be deep cleaned.

That’s just standard from going to the Wirral 

I'd rather have the Coronavirus than live near Trampmere

Chances are, if you are otherwise healthy, its doing you no fcuking harm whatsoever

Yon folk who have died in china could have been walking corpses

Id give myself a great chance of getting it and being fine in a few days

1 hour ago, Casino said:

Chances are, if you are otherwise healthy, its doing you no fcuking harm whatsoever

Yon folk who have died in china could have been walking corpses

Id give myself a great chance of getting it and being fine in a few days

Is the correct answer. Providing it doesn't mutate mind.

Colds finish off tens of thousands of elderly folk every winter when they progress into a chest infection and then into pneumonia. I'd hazard a guess that's what's happening here too.

I think I've told you my link to the nhs

Sits there shaking her head at the panic she can see developing

Will the mongy masses pitch up at her place or yours at the first unexpected sniffle

Edited February 1, 20206 yr by Casino

A chap was outside the tube station tonight selling surgical masks. People were buying them. 

9 hours ago, Casino said:

I think I've told you my link to the nhs

Sits there shaking her head at the panic she can see developing

Will the mongy masses pitch up at her place or yours at the first unexpected sniffle

Already started in primary care.

Folk are shitting themselves over a sniffle.

We don't want it getting into the populous - but the likelihood me or thee would just think we had a shitty bug if we got it.