Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

It’s not that I’m squeamish it’s just fuckin Gonzo, squeamish I’m ok with, some dirty bastard eating a live frog whilst ripping it apart is just wrong 

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

It’s not that I’m squeamish it’s just fuckin Gonzo, squeamish I’m ok with, some dirty bastard eating a live frog whilst ripping it apart is just wrong 

This. 100%.

No problem with shellfish, and chewing on a clam can be quite pleasurable.

However, if you want salty, then fuck off.

Dirty cunts, no wonder they're all getting ill.

4 minutes ago, Traf said:

Dirty cunts, no wonder they're all getting ill.

They really are an odd bunch.

22 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

, some dirty bastard eating a live frog whilst ripping it apart is just wrong 

i remember some clip on tarrant on tv where some japanese game show had people eating whole frogs on as the end challenge after running some takeshi's castle type course. 

Also remember some (italian ?) talkshow host eating dog poos while speaking broken spanish on tarrant on tv as well. 

all at roughly 10pm on itv . 

mental

 

1 minute ago, e2e4 said:

i remember some clip on tarrant on tv where some japanese game show had people eating whole frogs on as the end challenge after running some takeshi's castle type course. 

Also remember some (italian ?) talkshow host eating dog poos while speaking broken spanish on tarrant on tv as well. 

all at roughly 10pm on itv . 

mental

 

remember watching tarrent years ago, game show in china was around women on the blob

showing their sodden jam rags off the lot, mental stuff

Occasionally would show tits on Tarrant on TV if you were lucky 

Edited January 30, 20206 yr by Rudy’s Message

12 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Occasionally would show tits on Tarrant on TV if you were lucky 

When folk started getting Sky dishes put on council houses in the 80s, and seeing big norked women on Tutti Frutti on some obscure German channel what everybody knew about at work.

 

6 minutes ago, leigh white said:

When folk started getting Sky dishes put on council houses in the 80s, and seeing big norked women on Tutti Frutti on some obscure German channel what everybody knew about at work.

lololololol !! it mentions that on the wikipedia page. 

haha !!

Edited January 30, 20206 yr by e2e4
urls

7 minutes ago, e2e4 said:

 

lololololol !! it mentions that on the wikipedia page. 

haha !!

It was more complicated than 3-2-1, and in a different language, still great viewing.😀

Fucking hell. All these Brits flying home are going straight to quarantine in the Wirral!

Look out for snotty Tranmere fans and stay well.bastard clear.

19 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Fucking hell. All these Brits flying home are going straight to quarantine in the Wirral!

Look out for snotty Tranmere fans and stay well.bastard clear.

Aussie's who've been in China get flown to Christmas Island, the Brits get taken to Hilbre Island.😊

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Fucking hell. All these Brits flying home are going straight to quarantine in the Wirral!

Look out for snotty Tranmere fans and stay well.bastard clear.

Have they not been through enough!!

If it doubles every day, how long until China is wiped out?

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

If it doubles every day, how long until China is wiped out?

1.3 Billion so a while. Might be back in the Prem by then.

8 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

1.3 Billion so a while. Might be back in the Prem by then.

Less than that, think

https://www.varsitytutors.com/hotmath/hotmath_help/topics/exponential-growth

Read that some scientists had developed a vaccine over night having got some data from the Chinese yesterday

Hope to be doing trials by June

And in the public domain by December

Reminds of the start of i am legend

The zombie apocalypse starts here

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Less than that, think

https://www.varsitytutors.com/hotmath/hotmath_help/topics/exponential-growth

Lost on me that BD. I pick up bibs and lay out cones

6 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Lost on me that BD. I pick up bibs and lay out cones

Simple explanation for exponential growth here....doubling up, it wouldn't take long at all

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_and_chessboard_problem

Edited January 30, 20206 yr by Sweep

Back to the grain of rice on the square on a chess board.

Wouldn't take long to wipe them out.

Ahh with you now. 

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

If it doubles every day, how long until China is wiped out?

2 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

1.3 Billion so a while. Might be back in the Prem by then.

About 31.5 days...

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2147483648

 

So the "might be in the prem" bit is flawed. Before we next win a game may be nearer though.

 

4 minutes ago, MickyD said:

About 31.5 days...

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33554432
67108864
134217728
268435456
536870912 
1073741824 (31 days 1.07billion)
2147483648

 

So the "might be in the prem" bit is flawed. Before we next win a game may be nearer though.

 

We might all be dead before we win another game 

If you think their eating habits are fucked You want to see their porn.

The japs are even worse. 

9 minutes ago, MickyD said:

About 31.5 days...

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33554432
67108864
134217728
268435456
536870912 
1073741824 (31 days 1.07billion)
2147483648

 

So the "might be in the prem" bit is flawed. Before we next win a game may be nearer though.

 

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