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Wanting an afternoon in the pub so badly today.

I’ve been a tad delicate today.

Couple of Hobgoblin golds will sort me out. 

 

A 3 hour ramble around the Pike, Mast & Two Lads has made me thirstier than a desert explorer.

Some cunt has fly tipped near the top of Longshaw Ford so I stored up some fury and pelted some down when I got back in but have now settled into a steady drinking state.

 

Couple of flagons of old rosie for this soldier today. Could shit my pants later.

Lit the fire at 8

Did two pub quizzes on youtube

Only supped 15 units

Feel fresh and got my fingers crossed for a belter tomorrow

If anyone was thinking of trying the Sainsbury’s own brand Czech pils, don’t bother going to the horwich store for it as some cunt has bought the lot.

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They still had shitloads of 18x440ml cases of Magners in Asda on Saturday night - put the price up to £10 though.

55p a can.

I think Coke is about 69p a can these days.

37 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They still had shitloads of 18x440ml cases of Magners in Asda on Saturday night - put the price up to £10 though.

55p a can.

I think Coke is about 69p a can these days.

And magners is better for you 

2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

And magners is better for you 

Hmm

 

unlikely you’ll get rid of a dozen cokes of an afternoon, though!

Thick head this morning. 

Back on it with a delicious mango and guava effort from North in Leeds. It's called Pinata and it's lovely. Goes really well with my barley twist jumper 

10 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

And magners is better for you 

 

7 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Hmm

 

unlikely you’ll get rid of a dozen cokes of an afternoon, though!

When I stopped drinking I started drinking Coke and Pepsi in lieu of booze.

Sometimes I could genuinely feel the phosphoric acid eating into my bones, almost like I'd been given 'dead-arms'...

I used to drink loads of Diet Coke as a young kid, I even kept a 1.5l bottle beside my bed in case I was thirsty during the night. I'd have a swig first thing when I got up too, I was probably the only primary school kid around whose first morning words were habitually "oww, mi stomach..." - probably had an ulcer looking back.

Nasty shit.

I'll have a shandy or an ale or cider if I want sommat different these days.

Just not a dozen.

Well, it was more like two dozen before tbh.

Coke and Pepsi are so so bad for you to drink on a constant basis, you’d be better off doing cocaine

Energy drinks are the worst particularly Monster, how energy drinks are legal and weed isn’t is fuckin mental.

The illegality of weed means its negative mental health related side-effects are magnified.

For economic reasons higher yield and potency strains are grown, which are packed with THC - a psychotic, and are deficient in the 'yang' of CBD - an antipsychotic.

All weed is utter shit for motivation though, for nine out of ten people.

I was just content to get high and mumble along for a good few crucial years - set me back at least five years.

Could've been retired by now 😆.

Doom Bar is open, a few of these before progressing to Proper Job and Old Peculiar later on

I think I might be ill because at the moment I'm thinking it's such a nice, chilled day that I can't be arsed having a drink.

3 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

I think I might be ill because at the moment I'm thinking it's such a nice, chilled day that I can't be arsed having a drink.

Weirdo 

8 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

I think I might be ill because at the moment I'm thinking it's such a nice, chilled day that I can't be arsed having a drink.

Report back by 7pm

Might do a press conference, full Q and A afterwards.

Wrong thread

Edited by Rudy’s Message

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Report back by 7pm

So about what I said before......

6 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They still had shitloads of 18x440ml cases of Magners in Asda on Saturday night - put the price up to £10 though.

55p a can.

I think Coke is about 69p a can these days.

Same Magners deal at Morrisons but a quid cheaper...

£9 for 18x440ml.

50p a can.

Cheaper than Panda Pops Cola.

Oh aye, 10% off for NHS staff an' all.

Even on booze (not spirits).

Bringing it down to 45p a can.

You'd pay that for a tin of catpiss Haagen Lager thirty years ago...

Edited by Youri McAnespie

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