Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[stevieb]

48 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Imagine the mess he would have made of himself. Would have favored Simon Weston 

Fucking hell. Haha

I've had t'steam cleaner out ont couch but buying a fabric cream sofa from house of fraser just before you have kids is asking for trouble. 

Couch needs replacing once the two year old stops throwing her food all over when she's done but for now this 80 dollar sheet better serve a purpose otherwise covid can add another fucking string to its bow of really shit strings! 

[Escobarp]

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

Fucking hell. Haha

I've had t'steam cleaner out ont couch but buying a fabric cream sofa from house of fraser just before you have kids is asking for trouble. 

Couch needs replacing once the two year old stops throwing her food all over when she's done but for now this 80 dollar sheet better serve a purpose otherwise covid can add another fucking string to its bow of really shit strings! 

We both know this cover is going to be shite just accept it now pal 

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

9 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

So far I’ve been talked out of buying the following 

Pigmy Goat

Guitar

Projector Screen

Basketball hoop 

Wendy house for the sprog

Ive bought a chicken coop, chicks, Sonos speakers a Dyson, Karcher Pressure washer and a cuddly toy 

Sounds like you won an episode of the generation game 😊

[Tonge moor green jacket]

10 hours ago, deane koontz said:

Just googled him 

Dear me.

Didn't realise you were a pup.

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Dear me.

Didn't realise you were a pup.

Was thinking same. At what age do you need to Google Simon Weston.

 

Just asked my son (25 in a month) and he didn’t have a clue.

[deane koontz]

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Dear me.

Didn't realise you were a pup.

I recognise the 'face' but not the name. 

Presumed it was the result of some IRA/troubles type stuff for some reason.

 

 

 

[MickyD]

Your googling is shit if you looked up Simon Weston and don’t know what caused his injuries.

[Escobarp]

29 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Was thinking same. At what age do you need to Google Simon Weston.

 

Just asked my son (25 in a month) and he didn’t have a clue.

I just assumed everyone would know but it’s evidently a generation thing. And I’m evidently an owd cunt now 😁

It’s also my best mates nickname as it happens. UnSurprisingly doesn’t do very well with the ladies 

[deane koontz]

3 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Your googling is shit if you looked up Simon Weston and don’t know what caused his injuries.

Eh, I had presumed his injuries were caused because of how I stated

My google informed me otherwise 

[Spider]

You’ll be telling me people haven’t heard of Joey Deacon next.

[MickyD]

Now that’ll definitely be a generational thing.

[tomski]

55 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Your googling is shit if you looked up Simon Weston and don’t know what caused his injuries.

Haha calm down Micky

[Casino]

On 14/05/2020 at 19:27, jeep said:

Mythos 330ml 99p from next Thursday in lidl.....

None at astley bridge

[jeep]

30 minutes ago, Casino said:

None at astley bridge

Paupers........

A little tip - Aldi/Lidl do their weekly offers on Thursday. If you go late Wednesday before they shut you can usually get some of the offers as they've already put the stock out. Lidl close 8pm/Aldi 10pm.

HTH.......

 

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, tomski said:

Haha calm down Micky

It was an observation rather than a criticism.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

2 hours ago, deane koontz said:

Eh, I had presumed his injuries were caused because of how I stated

My google informed me otherwise 

There was a film about him, and his post injury rehabilitation. Would imagine it's on you tube somewhere.

Absolutely horrific, the sound of his screams sits with you.

One brave bloke.

[deane koontz]

1 hour ago, tomski said:

Haha calm down Micky

It's almost as if he reacted to a comment I didn't make.

[deane koontz]

16 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

There was a film about him, and his post injury rehabilitation. Would imagine it's on you tube somewhere.

Absolutely horrific, the sound of his screams sits with you.

One brave bloke.

 

Is this it? 

 

 

[Traf]

I've got a Simon Weston grill.

[Spider]

@Boby Brno is spot on.

That own brand Czech lager from Sainsbury’s is absolutely superb.

[Youri McAnespie]

Never seems to look any older though, does he (Simon Weston)?

 

 

 

 

©  Viz Letterbocks 1998.

[Rudy]

You’re a bad bad man Youri 😂

I am in. I’ve been told to try a polish gold ale called Perla. Cheap as fuck and 6%. Tomorrow I’m on the the hunt I’ll report back

[Rudy]

And another Polish one called Karpackie 9% @Youri McAnespie no doubt you’ve had a dabble 

[ErnestTurnip]

Polish lad I used to work with was fond of Perla and always used to give 4 cans and a bag of Milka to anyone he got in Secret Santa.

Tonight's the night where all I've got left is a quarter bottle of Croatian honey brandy someone once gave me, not committed to the project yet.

[Youri McAnespie]

Do a search on Wanderersways for Karpackie 9% - I've mentioned it many times...never had it though.

All the street alkys and smackheads forget their anti-EU, anti-Polish agenda when it comes to that - especially since the other Supers are incredibly dear and tamer %-wise these days.