April 30, 20206 yr 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I thought you went to oggies? 😆 explains a lot Oggies?
April 30, 20206 yr 4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Oggies? Oggi and Washingtons and she refuses to do it, she said makes me look like a hooligan, I said well it was good enough for you when we met.
April 30, 20206 yr 13 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Oggies? My poor attempt at humour pal
April 30, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: My poor attempt at humour pal Sorry about that, just never heard of the place. I was wondering if it was a barber's full of topless beauties; would have discreetly enquired as to its whereabouts.
April 30, 20206 yr 2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Get the Mrs to shave it off for you. Even better get her to do it topless. Something extremely erotic about nipples caressing the neck/back etc whilst having your bonce fettled. Years ago, was shagging a girl who was training up as masseuse She'd come round every Sunday with her table and she'd do me a massage in the nude in my front room, whilst we both got stoned Was good
April 30, 20206 yr 12 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: Years ago, was shagging a girl who was training up as masseuse She'd come round every Sunday with her table and she'd do me a massage in the nude in my front room, whilst we both got stoned Was good
May 8, 20206 yr Mrs just had a crack at mine. And then the charge ran out on my clippers. Now sporting a Chuck Moseley/Kurt Brandon look.
May 8, 20206 yr After 4 cans of cider and a bottle of red wine I decided to get the clippers out. Usually do a No. 1 every 2 weeks. Waited 3 weeks, and done a no blade clipper cut. I like it. May get the razor on it next time.......
May 11, 20206 yr 12 hours ago, boltondiver said: Boris said nothing on hairdressers, which is disappointing Not open until July at the earliest. Something is going to be needed to be done to my swede
May 11, 20206 yr Just now, Rudy’s Message said: Not open until July at the earliest. Something is going to be needed to be done to my swede Shave it off shave it off shave it off
May 11, 20206 yr I got rid of mine a couple of weeks back, number 3 all over Dont mind it to be fair, could get used to it and save myself a couple of hundred quid a year
May 11, 20206 yr I ordered some clippers from Boots last week as mine really needs to go. I last had it cut in mid-February so a No 3 all over is happening this week.
May 11, 20206 yr 8 minutes ago, Traf said: Clippers, no guard, simples. Go for the concentration camp look. Zwei veeks in ze kuhler
May 11, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: Shave it off shave it off shave it off I would if I could find some cunting clippers
May 11, 20206 yr 6 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: looks like I'm stuck with this look for a bit longer: That's one weird filum...
May 11, 20206 yr 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: My mullet is now so epic I'm starting to favver Pat Sharpe How come that when i copy and paste the url of an image to put on here, my post just shows the fucking link and not the image? Edited May 11, 20206 yr by Burndens Bogs
May 11, 20206 yr Click "Insert other media" (bottom right of the reply box) Post the image URL in the box that appears and Robert is your mother's brother.
May 11, 20206 yr I've gone the other way during this and haven't shaved head nor beard (which is now up to my eyes nearly). I like to think I favour yon man from game of thrones but my mrs just says I'm a lazy, scruffy get.
May 11, 20206 yr My loving wife said the length of my beard is an absolute disgrace and I look homeless. 10 year anniversary soon.
May 11, 20206 yr Looked at clippers bloody expensive Let the Mrs have a bash with scissors looks alreet
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