Just now, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Always at your side sweetie 💋😁

I know, always were a good lad.😊

1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Leigh White is looking well at the front 😁

That's tomski

1 hour ago, leigh white said:

Are you the fat cunt at the side of me with the badges on ? 😀

🤣🤣

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

I’m good for a few weeks but if it gets too long it’s coming off just scared it won’t grow back 😂

Done mine and ok for a first effort

 

feel better

On 07/04/2020 at 09:01, Widnes Two Hats said:

Think I will be investing in some clippers from Amazon or ebay, can anybody recommend a pair?

I find ones with ceramic blades last longer, no messing about with oil and easier to clean from my own experience of doing mine for over 20 years.

There a shitting shortage of clippers now, boots sold out, argos sold out, amazon at least 2 weeks, all the ones on ebay are from China or fucking Australia

8 minutes ago, Widnes Two Hats said:

There a shitting shortage of clippers now, boots sold out, argos sold out, amazon at least 2 weeks, all the ones on ebay are from China or fucking Australia

https://direct.asda.com/george/home/D26,default,sc.html

Any use?

Can only see 1 pair and they are out of stock

 

17 minutes ago, Widnes Two Hats said:

Can only see 1 pair and they are out of stock

 

There's 3 or 4 most are out of stock this one doesn't appear to be

https://direct.asda.com/george/home/personal-care/wahl-chromium-14-in-1-multigroomer/050266840,default,pd.html?cgid=D26M10G10C12

Good business to be in, selling clippers.

 

Sticky tape manufacturers doing well out of this too.

6 minutes ago, dave2980 said:

There's 3 or 4 most are out of stock this one doesn't appear to be

https://direct.asda.com/george/home/personal-care/wahl-chromium-14-in-1-multigroomer/050266840,default,pd.html?cgid=D26M10G10C12

Wahl trimmer gift set seems to be available too.

Anyway, if he ends up looking like wolverine before it arrives, it's no great problem.

7 minutes ago, Traf said:

Good business to be in, selling clippers.

 

Sticky tape manufacturers doing well out of this too.

Jehovah’s Witnesses as well

11 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Jehovah’s Witnesses as well

Surely not. Social distancing must put them out of business, they hunt in pairs

 

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

Surely not. Social distancing must put them out of business, they hunt in pairs

 

They all live in the same house and they knock on doors where every fucker is in. Unless they live near a beach 

I did a Mohican just because nobody could judge and pass comment. It looked shit so shaved it off

Front I look like Ken Dodd, back I look like Chris Waddle

Fuck off you Chinese shit food eating bastards.

25 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Front I look like Ken Dodd, back I look like Chris Waddle

Fuck off you Chinese shit food eating bastards.

Put it in a ponytail 

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Jehovah’s Witnesses as well

 

1 hour ago, Traf said:

Surely not. Social distancing must put them out of business, they hunt in pairs

 

If you get an e-mail saying Ding Dong

Don't open it ...

It's Jehovah Witnesses working from home

my sideburns look fcuking shit, how the fcuk do you do your own?  if i cut then shave em off ill faver Phil Oakey from The Human League come next Tuesday.  

I look like the offspring of  Worzel Gummidge and Chris Tarrant 

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

I look like the offspring of  Worzel Gummidge and Chris Tarrant 

And what about since the lockdown what’s changed?

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

And what about since the lockdown what’s changed?

I’ve put fresh straw down my pants

Just now, Spider said:

I’ve put fresh straw down my pants

I’ve stopped wearing any. Helps with the 2 meter rule 

Just now, Escobarp said:

I’ve stopped wearing any. Helps with the 2 meter rule 

You use it as a rule?... Impressive 😁

2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

You use it as a rule?... Impressive 😁

😁 yep just lay it out draw a line and repeat 200 times roughly 

like a wee thimble it is. It’s been battered these past few weeks and think it’s gone into hiding to try and avoid getting the head ripped off it again 

Edited April 8, 20206 yr by Escobarp