April 25, 20206 yr 3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Wonder if anyone has ever tried using a black and decker strimmer? I’ve got one. Bring your head to mine tomorrow and we’ll give it a go
April 25, 20206 yr On 23/04/2020 at 23:06, Dr Faustus said: Gave myself a Keef Flint. Kids reckon I look like Danny De Vito. Twats Apart from the obvious, you being about 6' 2"...
April 25, 20206 yr 3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: I’ve got one. Bring your head to mine tomorrow and we’ll give it a go I need to let it grow a bit. Did it with a Stihl recently.
April 25, 20206 yr 7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: I need to let it grow a bit. Did it with a Stihl recently. Just give me a shout and I’ll put a new reel on it
April 25, 20206 yr 11 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Just give me a shout and I’ll put a new reel on it You're on. Remember to have 6 foot of cord wizzing around for social distancing purposes. Edited April 25, 20206 yr by Tonge moor green jacket
April 26, 20206 yr 10 hours ago, MickyD said: Apart from the obvious, you being about 6' 2"... Bob on son. Add ginger too 😂
April 26, 20206 yr My bonce looks like a fecking Lego Man. Edited April 26, 20206 yr by RoadRunnerFan
April 27, 20206 yr managed to do a centre parting and some curtains when I got out the shower this morning first time since 1995 I reckon
April 27, 20206 yr 30 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: managed to do a centre parting and some curtains when I got out the shower this morning first time since 1995 I reckon Head or pubes???
April 27, 20206 yr 1 minute ago, Carlos said: Pony tail is nearly back! you'd look great with a man-bun
April 27, 20206 yr 2nd number nothing of the lockdown this morning - probably not the wisest to do it after two moka pots of 5 strength coffee...got there in the end and only a couple more scars for the collection. Somewhat peturbed to notice a couple of Buster Bloodvessel stylee head creases forming - can one get bonce botox? I'm not even a chubbmeister either.
April 27, 20206 yr Be like Horwich parkway for the first game if barbers haven’t opened back up again
April 27, 20206 yr I ordered barbers scissors weeks ago. Arrived today. Thinning shears only and looks OK. The Mrs went at my lad, he now looks like a Beatle that's had a basin cut. Edited April 27, 20206 yr by stevieb
April 30, 20206 yr Considering lobbing the whole thing off, Mrs will go spare, but I’ll keep my beard like Anelka
April 30, 20206 yr 1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said: Considering lobbing the whole thing off, Mrs will go spare, but I’ll keep my beard like Anelka Get the Mrs to shave it off for you. Even better get her to do it topless. Something extremely erotic about nipples caressing the neck/back etc whilst having your bonce fettled.
April 30, 20206 yr Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said: Get the Mrs to shave it off for you. Even better get her to do it topless. Something extremely erotic about nipples caressing the neck/back etc whilst having your bonce fettled. I thought you went to oggies? 😆 explains a lot
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