I’ve gone a bit mad, basically I’m doing our Maudes head in, I’m always at home now under her feet, I briefly said I’m gonna but some chicks and a coop and raise chickens for their eggs, she brush me off with a “yeah ok sure you will”

5am this morning I was up feeding the fuckers because I could hear them chirping. 
I want a couple of Pygmy Goats but considering how quickly I went and got some chicks, she’s put the brakes on that. 

Shes agreed to let us get another dog, so all day I’ve been looking at what I want, and I can’t make my mind up, love walking in the morning and evening no matter the weather, got plenty of land at the back of the house for them to go outside.
 

Already have a Beagle who has his mad moments but is really obedient, loyal and protective of the sprog. 
So looking for a dog who likes exercise and is good with kids. 

Wife wants one of the following, Boxer, Bulldog, French Bulldog.

She can fuck off. 
Recommendations? Dos and Don'ts?

5 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Beech house vets. 

https://beechhousevetsradcliffe.co.uk/

 

Dad used them

They were very good

Even when he was on his way out, they managed to track me down and 're home one of the dogs

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Dad used them

They were very good

Even when he was on his way out, they managed to track me down and 're home one of the dogs

It has changed hands not too long ago- Shaun sold it, and a number have said it's not the same. For me, there was some initial issues as staff came and went, but generally, the service has been good.

 

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Can anyone help a neighbour;

Help needed. is there anyone out there that could treat my dogs anal glads. He has been struggling for a few weeks. Obviously the vets is closed and are unable to help. We have tried ourselves ( courtesy of U Tube) but had no impact. He is feeling miserable and constantly chewing at himself. I’m not very hopeful anyone can or be able to help, but thought I would mention it just in case. We are both low fairly low risk, my husband hasn’t been out except for a short evening dog walk, and I shop once occasionally twice a week and walk the dog early morning.

 

K Lard is your man. 

My dog has barely left my side all day. Me and the sprog watched Toy Story on the couch together and he just just rested his head on the couch staring at us.

When the wife goes to bed he usually follows her, tonight he’s just stayed with me lay right in front of me on the floor. 
Strange

13 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

My dog has barely left my side all day. Me and the sprog watched Toy Story on the couch together and he just just rested his head on the couch staring at us.

When the wife goes to bed he usually follows her, tonight he’s just stayed with me lay right in front of me on the floor. 
Strange

Dogs can smell tiny amounts of changes in body odour. He knows you've got the virus before you do!!

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Dogs can smell tiny amounts of changes in body odour. He knows you've got the virus before you do!!

You saying I got the HIV?

20 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

You saying I got the HIV?

Nah, the whiff of lavender would mask it...

9 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Nah, the whiff of lavender would mask it...

Fabolous 

He's probably passed out from the petrol fumes 😊

On 30/04/2020 at 22:09, Tonge moor green jacket said:

It has changed hands not too long ago- Shaun sold it, and a number have said it's not the same. For me, there was some initial issues as staff came and went, but generally, the service has been good.

 

We have been going there since we got our current dog 4 years ago, like you say a few issues when Shaun left I think that was down to not having a senior vet we had to go to Regan’s at Bolton when her rabies booster was due as nobody at Beech House was licensed to update the passport. We’ve bin recently and all seem to be back on track, they also don’t seem to be as expensive as the one we used to go to in Farnworth.

Naming your dog is arguably more important than naming your kids. Heard a woman calling after her dog “socks, come here socks” black dog with white paws is the reason why I think. Looked like a mentalist.

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Naming your dog is arguably more important than naming your kids. Heard a woman calling after her dog “socks, come here socks” black dog with white paws is the reason why I think. Looked like a mentalist.

That's true.  Pissed me off no end when we got our dog, came up with a suitable name and then a friend bought a dog 6 months later and gave it the same name. The unimaginative bint 

Should call it Deefer

Known a few Deefers. My brother had a puppy and named it Iggy...

 

Iggy pup.

On 06/05/2020 at 11:27, Rudy’s Message said:

Naming your dog is arguably more important than naming your kids. Heard a woman calling after her dog “socks, come here socks” black dog with white paws is the reason why I think. Looked like a mentalist.

Our old one was called Barky McWoofwoof.

The missus has got a name for a next one, Fetchy Von Stickenball.

She's a fucking strange lady

Just now, frank_spencer said:

Our old one was called Barky McWoofwoof.

The missus has got a name for a next one, Fetchy Von Stickenball.

She's a fucking strange lady

Mine is called Buddy.

But his full name is Dr Buddy Zizou IV

 

12 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Mine is called Buddy.

But his full name is Dr Buddy Zizou IV

Please tell me he's got a little red hat!

Just now, frank_spencer said:

 

Please tell me he's got a little red hat!

Obviously 

Mine is called Hugo. However his usual name is Boogies. That comes from the kids calling him Hugie, then Hugie Boogie, then just Boogies. So he actually responds to Boogies or Boogs better than Hugo.

9 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Mine is called Hugo. However his usual name is Boogies. That comes from the kids calling him Hugie, then Hugie Boogie, then just Boogies. So he actually responds to Boogies or Boogs better than Hugo.

More power to him!!😆

Our new pup Peggy also by Peg developed into Pegwin and now answers to Pegwin P-pac. Poor thing.

I think it may have been a joke on Brassic2...

a spaniel named Jarvis.

Jarvis Cocker! 😆

On 06/05/2020 at 11:27, Rudy’s Message said:

Naming your dog is arguably more important than naming your kids. Heard a woman calling after her dog “socks, come here socks” black dog with white paws is the reason why I think. Looked like a mentalist.

Great name, till she repeatedly screams “Come in sock” at the back door 😂

23 hours ago, MickyD said:

Known a few Deefers. My brother had a puppy and named it Iggy...

 

Iggy pup.

The dog would possibly be embarrassed by that name when it’s no longer a pup. 😁

2 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

The dog would possibly be embarrassed by that name when it’s no longer a pup. 😁

It ran out of the house and under a car. Maybe it was to save any more embarrassment.

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

It ran out of the house and under a car. Maybe it was to save any more embarrassment.

Iggy Splat. Poor thing RIP