Whilst waiting for the appointment of our next manager , what sort of comments or  keywords do folk expect to hear from either the New Manager himself or from Football Ventures when they speak to the press  following his appointment ? 

Lets see If we can Rhyme them all off 

I will start with

"Premier League Set up "  and " He was always top of our wanted list" and " David Lee has left by mutual consent"

“Lay the foundation”

Great club with a great history 

Holds up scarf against a backdrop of an empty East Stand

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

..or a BWFC shirt with EVATT on the back

With an unfortunate crease that makes it look like TWATT

"ambitious"

"young"

"the Anthill Mob? never hear of them"

 

 

Down to the bare bones

Steady the ship

 

Put bums back on seats and smiles back on faces

Circle the wagons

Footballing revolution.

Sleeping giant 

Sleeping Giant

"I must be mad" 

"we'd like to put on record our thanks to Keith..."

"going forward"

"It's bin dun"

" Tobias ....... Tobias who ?........ Phoenix .........Tobias Phoenix ......  is this a wind up ?     ME ........ reporting to HIM ? "

Put this club back on the map 

back to where it belongs 

massive football club 

"I'm looking forward to working with Emma"

"What do I bring to the table? Well I know where Boreham Wood is for one thing"

"founder members"

"I think there's a lot of similarities between Bolton and Barrow that should make for a clean transition. Both begin with B for a start"

I couldn't pass up this opportunity 

It's a wrench to leave Barrow/Chester/St Augustine's Girls school/ the dole queue

I cant wait to get started

I want to bring back the big Sam days 

"philosophy" will get into double figures

Just don't refer to it as a "project". Please.

Where we're going...

Always had affinity for the club because of (insert tenuous link here)

Our fans are twats.

Anywhere is better than that shithole Blackpool.

I've come for the food

untie me from this radiator, and i will sign.