Buying a dog

[dave2980]

Mine are quite partial to horse shit for some reason

[Cheese]

And then you let them lick your faces, you filthy bastards.

[Cheese]

Also, dog owners houses fucking STINK. I don't care what you do to avoid it, it doesn't make any difference. My inlaws are far more well-to-do than me, but their houses absolutely reek of dog. They don't notice it because their noses have tuned it out, but it's fucking horrible. A combination of dog sweat and dog shit and dog piss and dog breath and dog food and dog farts, all permanently saturated into the carpets and furniture, no matter how often they clean them. Fucking horrible.

Edited February 3, 2022 by Cheese

[Rudy]

7 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Also, dog owners houses fucking STINK. I don't care what you do to avoid it, it doesn't make any difference. My inlaws are far more well-to-do than me, but their houses absolutely reek of dog. They don't notice it because their noses have tuned it out, but it's fucking horrible. A combination of dog sweat and dog shit and dog piss and dog breath and dog food and dog farts, all permanently saturated into the carpets and furniture, no matter how often they clean them. Fucking horrible.

Talking bollocks 

[bolton_blondie]

11 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Also, dog owners houses fucking STINK. I don't care what you do to avoid it, it doesn't make any difference. My inlaws are far more well-to-do than me, but their houses absolutely reek of dog. They don't notice it because their noses have tuned it out, but it's fucking horrible. A combination of dog sweat and dog shit and dog piss and dog breath and dog food and dog farts, all permanently saturated into the carpets and furniture, no matter how often they clean them. Fucking horrible.

I've e been into a lot of houses in Bolton and I'm telling you some of the cleanest houses had dogs in. It's the humans who live in their own cess pits with no animals that need sheep dipping. 

[Dimron]

6 hours ago, Cheese said:

Aye. There are few more pathetic sights than a man bending down in the rain to pick up his dogs shite, fresh and warm from it's arse, while it stands there watching him do it.

They call it a dog's life... i don't have anyone to pick up my shit, I must really love the scruffy little mut

[Farnywhite]

6 hours ago, Cheese said:

I'd love a dog, put there's no chance I'm picking up dog shit with one of those little carrier bags over my hand. I'd probably end up spewing my guts up every time I took it for a walk. Fuck that.

You get used to it when I first got my dog bought a fancy popper scooper for the back garden so wouldn’t have to touch it . But once your out and have to pick it up anyway you get used to it . 
At the end of the day you are only picking it up not eating it 😂

[Dimron]

4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Mine ate shit once. The filthy bastard. 

I love it when out walking they stop and take a slurp from a cow pat than carry on, vegetable pate

[Dimron]

19 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Also, dog owners houses fucking STINK. I don't care what you do to avoid it, it doesn't make any difference. My inlaws are far more well-to-do than me, but their houses absolutely reek of dog. They don't notice it because their noses have tuned it out, but it's fucking horrible. A combination of dog sweat and dog shit and dog piss and dog breath and dog food and dog farts, all permanently saturated into the carpets and furniture, no matter how often they clean them. Fucking horrible.

You're quite welcome to come around here for a brew and tell Mrs D that her house stinks. What flowers would you like at your funeral by the way?

[Cheese]

23 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Talking bollocks 

 

17 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I've e been into a lot of houses in Bolton and I'm telling you some of the cleanest houses had dogs in. It's the humans who live in their own cess pits with no animals that need sheep dipping. 

 

10 minutes ago, Dimron said:

You're quite welcome to come around here for a brew and tell Mrs D that her house stinks. What flowers would you like at your funeral by the way?

Your houses all reek. You just don't notice it. Honestly, going into a dog owners house is almost as bad as going into a smokers house. I used to smoke many years ago, and I didn't realise how much my house hummed until years later, so I know how it works.

Edited February 3, 2022 by Cheese

[Dimron]

Just now, Cheese said:

 

 

Your houses all reek. You just don't notice it.

That's rich from someone called Cheese 🙂

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

 

 

Your houses all reek. You just don't notice it.

You’re talking shite you just don’t notice it 

[Cheese]

Just now, Dimron said:

That's rich from someone called Cheese 🙂

It's not my real name, Ron.

[Cheese]

Just now, Rudy said:

You’re talking shite you just don’t notice it 

Your nose has detuned itself so it no longer detects the stench.

[Dimron]

4 minutes ago, Cheese said:

It's not my real name, Ron.

I always thought of you as the Stinking Bishop

Dim

[Rudy]

Just now, Cheese said:

Your nose has detuned itself so it no longer detects the stench.

Went to my mates and all you can smell is the dog.

My mams nothing , the neighbours nothing, my nans. @bolton_blondie gaff smells of chloroform.

Some Dogs do some don’t.

Mine is a pampered pooch, fortnightly baths, teeth cleaned , monthly grooming, hosed down after every walk. Not a smell on him. 

[Cheese]

Just now, Rudy said:

Went to my mates and all you can smell is the dog.

My mams nothing , the neighbours nothing, my nans. @bolton_blondie gaff smells of chloroform.

Some Dogs do some don’t.

Mine is a pampered pooch, fortnightly baths, teeth cleaned , monthly grooming, hosed down after every walk. Not a smell on him. 

Like I say, you're nose is detuned to it - like mine was detuned to cigarette smoke when I smoked. Granted, some dog owners houses smell worse than others, but they all fucking STINK.

[Cheese]

4 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I always thought of you as the Stinking Bishop

Dim

Well it's nice that you think of me.

[Cheese]

And if you've got a pitbull or a staff or any of that type of breed, save yourself and everyone else a load of bother and fuss  by taking it to the nearest river and drowning it before it inevitably maims someone or kills a toddler.

[Rudy]

Just now, Cheese said:

And if you've got a pitbull or a staff or any of that type of breed, save yourself and everyone else a load of bother and fuss  by taking it to the nearest river and drowning it before it inevitably maims someone or kills a toddler.

Now you’re just being silly 

[Dimron]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

And if you've got a pitbull or a staff or any of that type of breed, save yourself and everyone else a load of bother and fuss  by taking it to the nearest river and drowning it before it inevitably maims someone or kills a toddler.

I have a Staffie and can't feed him Cheese as it is too full of wind.

[Cheese]

Just now, Dimron said:

I have a Staffie and can't feed him Cheese as it is too full of wind.

It's my diet. I'll try to cut down on the fibre.

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, Cheese said:

And if you've got a pitbull or a staff or any of that type of breed, save yourself and everyone else a load of bother and fuss  by taking it to the nearest river and drowning it before it inevitably maims someone or kills a toddler.

Fromage talks shit, shocker. 

[Cheese]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Fromage talks shit, shocker. 

Please don't tell me you own a dog that was bred specifically for it's killing prowess?

[Farnywhite]

23 minutes ago, Cheese said:

And if you've got a pitbull or a staff or any of that type of breed, save yourself and everyone else a load of bother and fuss  by taking it to the nearest river and drowning it before it inevitably maims someone or kills a toddler.

You obviously on a wind up  

but by the way Stafford bull terror's nickname is actually the nanny dog because they they are so great with kids and recommended by the kennel club for families with children. A Very loyal dog 

There are only bad owners who give them a bad name and brutalise  them . Bit like humans treat them like shit and what do you get