Buying a dog

[Dimron]

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Why would it be irresponsible? A well looked after dog is gentle and reliable and loyal isn't it?

As long as you know the boundaries of the relationship

Like any marriage really

[Spider]

Just now, Rudy said:

Cup a soup?

good god man.

Missus has them when she works nights.

Shes going to the rescue centre as well

[Cheese]

9 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I wouldn’t with any pack of dogs it’s not specific to staffies

I also wouldn’t take her self catering to Damascus

I grew up with Duke who was a staffie and so was my brother, never one incident

I've just remembered, when I was growing up my grandparents had an Alsation called Duke, and it used to let me ride around on it like a horse. Until it savaged a postman and it had to be destroyed.

[Rudy]

5 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Why not?

Same reason I wouldn’t leave her to make toast in the bath. 

[Cheese]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

As long as you know the boundaries of the relationship

Like any marriage really

You can't know the boundaries. Dogs don't speak.

[Rudy]

Just now, Spider said:

Missus has them when she works nights.

Shes going to the rescue centre as well

Which one out of interest ?

What deposit is needed 

[Cheese]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Same reason I wouldn’t leave her to make toast in the bath. 

Because dogs are dangerous and unpredictable?

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

I've just remembered, when I was growing up my grandparents had an Alsation called Duke, and it used to let me ride around on it like a horse. Until it savaged a postman and it had to be destroyed.

Bit harsh destroying the poor fucker. Especially after being attacked by a dog

[Spider]

Just now, Rudy said:

Which one out of interest ?

What deposit is needed 

I’ll just leave her at the top of regent road

You’ll be kicking her under a bush on the golf course by sunday

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

Because dogs are dangerous and unpredictable?

Yeah all those blind folk being ripped to shreds by golden retrievers 

[Cheese]

Just now, Rudy said:

Yeah all those blind folk being ripped to shreds by golden retrievers 

So you'd leave your child alone with a Golden Retriever?

[Dimron]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

You can't know the boundaries. Dogs don't speak.

Spoken language is the least efficient form of communication.

It's getting late, lets call it a draw, you think dogs are smelly and dangerous and I prefer them to virtually every human being I have ever met.

I need to go to bed soon (after walking my killer animal)

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I’ll just leave her at the top of regent road

You’ll be kicking her under a bush on the golf course by sunday

She has a bush?

Jackpot

[Rudy]

Just now, Cheese said:

So you'd leave your child alone with a Golden Retriever?

Yes.

[Spider]

Just now, Rudy said:

She has a bush?

Jackpot

It’s attached to someone who thinks cup a soups are acceptable.

You’re on your own mate

[Escobarp]

14 minutes ago, Spider said:

Tell you what

My dog has nearly been sent to the rescue home today.

The CUNT was left alone in the house and I came home to find he’d eaten half a packet of vegetable cup a soup, 4 sachets of Nescafé, 2 anti histamines and a granola bar from a bag my missus had left lying around.

I walked into the lounge and he was sat looking at me with more powder round his snout than @Escobarpin a Bangkok knocking shop.

Im getting a cat.

Trying to not explain what I’m laughing at. And it’s proving a struggle 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

It’s attached to someone who thinks cup a soups are acceptable.

You’re on your own mate

And you’re having a go at the dog. Did you a favour. 
 

@Cheese will be along soon to say dogs kill Bac(t)helors

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

And you’re having a go at the dog. Did you a favour. 
 

@Cheese will be along soon to say dogs kill Bac(t)helors

⬆️
 

ooo I like that

[Cheese]

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Trying to not explain what I’m laughing at. And it’s proving a struggle 

Don't worry, I understood. 😘

[Spider]

I don’t believe this

hes just been scrabbling away at the base of the sofa. I assumed he’d lost his little ball under there that he plays with.

I put my hand underneath to get it, and pull out ANOTHER ripped cup a soup sachet. The powder and loads of bits of fucking sweetcorn and red pepper come cascading out all over the floor, and the little cunt is crunching them down before I’ve sussed what’s going on (I’m drinking Ian Botham wine. The 81 Shiraz, it very good).

I hope he has a drink of water and ends up having to do shits the size of deodorant cans tomorrow the little wanker.

Edited February 3, 2022 by Spider

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Where is this Botham vineyard?

[Cheese]

Apologies to @Rudy @bolton_blondie @gonzo  and @Dimron. I'm sure your dogs are all lovely, your children are safe, and your houses smell delightful. Probably took the joke a bit too far.

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Where is this Botham vineyard?

Barossa Valley

Hit and miss, Botham. But the 81 is very good for the price. Booths have it for a tenner 

[bolton_blondie]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Apologies to @Rudy @bolton_blondie @gonzo  and @Dimron. I'm sure your dogs are all lovely, your children are safe, and your houses smell delightful. Probably took the joke a bit too far.

Vicious bastard he is. The kid not the dog. 

[Zico]

4 hours ago, Traf said:

Dogs love catshit

Mine loves sheep shit 

And horse shit 

Sneaks off for a good chomp given half a chance 

Not interested in dog shit though