Buying a dog

[Morizio]

25 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sunday morning walks. Changed times 

 

Looks a good day and lovely view. Is it around Aberlady?

[bolton_blondie]

16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Was he fresh back from dog TRADE (the dog gay nightclub)?

Shared a uber with my buddy

[Escobarp]

13 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Looks a good day and lovely view. Is it around Aberlady?

Border of cockenzie and Prestonpans. Aberlady just down the road 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Border of cockenzie and Prestonpans. Aberlady just down the road 

Looks tremendous wherever it is.

Is there a cliff at the edge, or does the gras slope away gradually?

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Looks tremendous wherever it is.

Is there a cliff at the edge, or does the gras slope away gradually?

That bit there’s a grass bank and then a path and then another bank down to the sea with a small path that runs along it 

 

Walkway/causeway whatever you want to Call it one way that is only accessible at low tide takes you all along coast then a coastal path to musselburgh racecourse. 
Other direction is two fishing harbors , cockenzie and port seton and then you get the long beaches at longniddry and then down the coast there is a plethora of them. Gullane and yellowCraig are my favorites after longniddry but that’s on my doorstep so less hassle to get to. 
 

very lucky. As gonzo says it’s some place to blow away the cobwebs the beach and the sea air 

Edited February 27, 2022 by Escobarp

[Escobarp]

Fishing boat comes in on a Friday night/early sat and sells fresh lobster, crabs and langoustines on a Saturday morning.
 

woman next to it does spoots (razor clams) Amazing 

[Rudy]

Took him on possibly his biggest run/walk on Friday first time I’ve seen him come in and be absolutely shattered

“Don’t feel bad laddie I was outrunning pups when your were still at your mothers tit”

[superjohnmcginlay]

Mines in having emergency surgery. Pray for my bank balance. 

[bolton_blondie]

45 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

Mines in having emergency surgery. Pray for my bank balance. 

Oh no. My worst nightmare other than the kids 😢 hope he/she is ok

[Escobarp]

47 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

Mines in having emergency surgery. Pray for my bank balance. 

Hope all goes well 

 

mines in for his baws off on Wednesday. Feel terrible about it 😓

[Escobarp]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Oh no. My worst nightmare other than the kids 😢 hope he/she is ok

And your better half of course. 

[superjohnmcginlay]

Thanks. He was off his food and was dead lethargic over the weekend. Got back today and the wife was a bit concerned about him so whizzed him off. Looks like there’s a blockage so the daft bugger perhaps ate something. 
 

went down two hours ago. Think he will be ok but did have to agree to a do not resuscitate thingy, in case of the worse which was nice. 

[Rudy]

17 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Hope all goes well 

 

mines in for his baws off on Wednesday. Feel terrible about it 😓

Best thing for him 

[Escobarp]

Pumps fuck out of my leg at night after his tea. Almost like clockwork. Finishes tea, out for a piss and then that’s it for a good hour or two. And every other day after his lunch. 
 

takes it in turns with me and the mrs and fixates on one or the other but never both in same day. Always one or the other. 
 

Vet says the chop will sort it so hopefully. 
 

soft as shit other than that an no trouble.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Met one of the regulars we meet when out with the hounds. Unfortunately they've recently lost their big friendly fella.

Tumour eaten into his heart and other secondary shit apparently. 

Really sad. 

Sleep well big Alfie.

[Rudy]

36 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Pumps fuck out of my leg at night after his tea. Almost like clockwork. Finishes tea, out for a piss and then that’s it for a good hour or two. And every other day after his lunch. 
 

takes it in turns with me and the mrs and fixates on one or the other but never both in same day. Always one or the other. 
 

Vet says the chop will sort it so hopefully. 
 

soft as shit other than that an no trouble.

Tames their behaviour, become more obedient, stops them from potentially running off. 

[superjohnmcginlay]

Out of surgery, the knob head had eaten a lions head from one of the daughters toys.  

[gonzo]

24 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

Out of surgery, the knob head had eaten a lions head from one of the daughters toys.  

Shouldnt laugh mate 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[bolton_blondie]

31 minutes ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

Out of surgery, the knob head had eaten a lions head from one of the daughters toys.  

Could have been worse and been one of your Mrs toys. 

[superjohnmcginlay]

9 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Shouldnt laugh mate 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

I know! 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Could have been worse and been one of your Mrs toys. 

Imagine that! 😂

[Youri McAnespie]

12 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Hope all goes well 

 

mines in for his baws off on Wednesday. Feel terrible about it 😓

You, sir are a bastard.

[Youri McAnespie]

23 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Shared a uber with my buddy

They checked into a gay dog hotel and sniffed poppers then performed gay canine sex acts on each other and he^ was the bitch.

[bolton_blondie]

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

They checked into a gay dog hotel and sniffed poppers then performed gay canine sex acts on each other and he^ was the bitch.

Took it like a champ he did. Have you seen @Escobarpdog?! He's not gonna argue. 

[Youri McAnespie]

11 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Could have been worse and been one of your Mrs toys. 

If a wife, girlfriend or partner has one, I consider it carte blanche for the bloke to fuck around, with anyone, massage parlour girls, 2am slags, trannies, nice girls...

 

[bolton_blondie]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

If a wife, girlfriend or partner has one, I consider it carte blanche for the bloke to fuck around, with anyone, massage parlour girls, 2am slags, trannies, nice girls...

 

Why?! Weird you Youri. Should they also not masturbate?