Buying a dog

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Barossa Valley

Hit and miss, Botham. But the 81 is very good for the price. Booths have it for a tenner 

Thought it might have been.

I'm sure you'll appreciate the new trade deal that should help us to import and sell it cheaper.

You can buy a second dog with your savings.

Or send them to starving kids in little Lever.

[bolton_blondie]

1 minute ago, Zico said:

Mine loves sheep shit 

And horse shit 

Sneaks off for a good chomp given half a chance 

Not interested in dog shit though

Like a horse shit buffet for him down canal. Dirty bastard. 

[Rudy]

15 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Apologies to @Rudy @bolton_blondie @gonzo  and @Dimron. I'm sure your dogs are all lovely, your children are safe, and your houses smell delightful. Probably took the joke a bit too far.

Shut up you queer x

[Cheese]

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Shut up you queer x

[Spider]

17 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Thought it might have been.

I'm sure you'll appreciate the new trade deal that should help us to import and sell it cheaper.

You can buy a second dog with your savings.

Or send them to starving kids in little Lever.

I’ll add the 30p a bottle saving to the £500k we’ve lost in sales to the EU. Should even things up 😁

The dog is just sat in the corner staring at me.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

11 hours ago, Spider said:

I’ll add the 30p a bottle saving to the £500k we’ve lost in sales to the EU. Should even things up 😁

The dog is just sat in the corner staring at me.

Take you a week or two then. 

Sorted

[Rudy]

My barbers has a staffie, soon as I walked in it made a beeline for me and fell asleep on my lap

Fuckin savage 

[Not in Crawley]

All animals can be gits. Our cat scratched the middle child years ago as she yanked her tail, an hour in A&E that as she caught her eye.

Anyway, not getting a dog because I still have three expensive children and I'd like to be able to go on holiday once in a while (that's not just Bolton) although, fucking hell, Company Dividends are ace! 

 

[Youri McAnespie]

You're all gaylords with queer dogs. I have always thought your dog should be a weapon, train it to be savage by giving it a little jab with a fork or whatever.

[Dimron]

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

My barbers has a staffie, soon as I walked in it made a beeline for me and fell asleep on my lap

Fuckin savage 

I've had my old boy Staffie for 3 weeks now.

All I can say is he is a harmless numpty... soft as brown stuff, loves to walk & play and doesn't want any bother... he must have brought my blood pressure down in addition to giving me a good laugh

[Winchester White]

38 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I've had my old boy Staffie for 3 weeks now.

All I can say is he is a harmless numpty... soft as brown stuff, loves to walk & play and doesn't want any bother... he must have brought my blood pressure down in addition to giving me a good laugh

Dogs are ace. Well, most are. Mine is a cunt and frankly he gets right on my tits most of the time.  Then he will come and plonk himself on my lap whilst watching telly and we're best mates again.

Edited February 11, 2022 by Winchester White
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[Tonge moor green jacket]

Had ours out a couple of hours ago.

Twilight and they fucked off chasing something in the brambles.

One of them came back out wrapped up in several feet of barbed wire.

Got it all out of his fur, apart from one bit that was in the skin. Thought we were going to have to get him, with his wire, to the vets. Fortunately I managed to extract it without being chomped. Didn't seem unduly concerned thankfully. 

[Dimron]

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Had ours out a couple of hours ago.

Twilight and they fucked off chasing something in the brambles.

One of them came back out wrapped up in several feet of barbed wire.

Got it all out of his fur, apart from one bit that was in the skin. Thought we were going to have to get him, with his wire, to the vets. Fortunately I managed to extract it without being chomped. Didn't seem unduly concerned thankfully. 

Some of the old terrier boys i know would wash the wounds with vodka

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

Some of the old terrier boys i know would wash the wounds with vodka

I've not investigated it any further. Can't see any blood, and he is wary of being "messed with". Doesn't seem in any pain so I'll leave it and see how it goes.

[Youri McAnespie]

58 minutes ago, Dimron said:

I've had my old boy Staffie for 3 weeks now.

All I can say is he is a harmless numpty... soft as brown stuff, loves to walk & play and doesn't want any bother... he must have brought my blood pressure down in addition to giving me a good laugh

He's as bent as a nine bob note. He's as gay as Rick Stein's dog Chalky, well its ghost.
He watched 'It's a Sin' and wept when they all pegged it because of Aids.

 

[Rudy]

Manning 

Holmes

Lovejoy

Scherzingher

Dogs

[Youri McAnespie]

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Manning 

Holmes

Lovejoy

Scherzingher

Dogs

I don’t hate Scherzinger I just think her career is based on fraud. Trading on her looks. Her being a lesbian.

Manning is dead.

I don't hate dogs, I just don't understand why so-called men get dogs that can't savage their enemies.

Lovejoy is a bastard, I reckon he could be a Savile.

Holmes is a plastic paddy munich benefits fraudster.

Edited February 11, 2022 by Youri McAnespie

[Dimron]

8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He's as bent as a nine bob note. He's as gay as Rick Stein's dog Chalky, well its ghost.
He watched 'It's a Sin' and wept when they all pegged it because of Aids.

 

Haven't thought about that one. He is definitely a empath. he lost his nuts long ago so I don;t suppose there's much occurring in that department.

So I've now got a Queer & Romanian speaking Staffie... we'll get on just fine

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

Haven't thought about that one. He is definitely a empath. he lost his nuts long ago so I don;t suppose there's much occurring in that department.

So I've now got a Queer & Romanian speaking Staffie... we'll get on just fine

Why get a dog that's been castrated, they will not fight other dogs and shit their fur if called upon to your defence. A dog's principle duty is to savage your enemies.

[Dimron]

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Why get a dog that's been castrated, they will not fight other dogs and shit their fur if called upon to your defence. A dog's principle duty is to savage your enemies.

It's a choice between a Family dog or Skronker dog? I suppose it all depends on the length of the dick of the owner

 

[Youri McAnespie]

3 minutes ago, Dimron said:

It's a choice between a Family dog or Skronker dog? I suppose it all depends on the length of the dick of the owner

 

I would want a savage animal capable of killing a human being - and balls intact, and with a cock as big, relatively, as his mate, not owner, his mate as in friend, not sexual mate. You're their pack leader - not an owner, like some latter day slavemaster. A castrated gayboy two months from pegging it is useless, you want a savage animal that eyes you up with a view to ripping your throat out until you stab it in its hindquarters with a Phillips screwdriver to reestablish the pecking order.

[Escobarp]

Sunday morning walks. Changed times 

 

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sunday morning walks. Changed times 

 

Bet you’ve woke up next to worse on a Sunday morning

[bolton_blondie]

11 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sunday morning walks. Changed times 

 

Handsome boy 

[Youri McAnespie]

11 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Sunday morning walks. Changed times 

 

Was he fresh back from dog TRADE (the dog gay nightclub)?