Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Would you don a labrador outfit and pretend to be her guide dog (after dispatching of the real one with a Rambo knife) - then perve on her in the shower and cut a hole in your fur so you could shag her leg? Enquiring minds want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 she is fit Talks Funny getting Married this year she says could have been a Nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Whitestar said: Pics? Why the tattoo though - what's the point? Then again I've seen quite a few back slag tags in my time - again pointless even if sighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) You just know that dog is knocking one out over her face when she's asleep. Then goes and makes himself a round of bacon butties without even washing his paws. Edited January 2, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Never seen the ad, I'll look out for it. (She is probably just an actress you know). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Whitestar said: Never seen the ad, I'll look out for it. (She is probably just an actress you know). Nah - she was in the paper. How do they make kids cry in those adverts - they pinch their arm. The donkeys - they cripple them with a lump hammer. Edited January 2, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 Just dognap the pooch for a couple of days, then return it after "finding it" wandering the streets. Straight into her knickers as required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 30 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Why the tattoo though - what's the point? She was 21 when she lost her sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Cheese said: She was 21 when she lost her sight. I don’t see the point of back tattoos at all... I don't see the point in tattoos tbh. I'm covered in scars from adventures - they're my tattoos. So don't need ink. Big hard bastard me 🙂 I wonder if she knows her husband is a little beardy runt and she could do better? How does she do her make-up? I'm not taking the piss out of her (I can do my makeup but look like a clown) - if it'd happened to me I would have took a short walk off a tall building. Brave girl though I bet she hates that - 'you're so brave' - brave folk tend to hate that phrase. Edited January 2, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Why the tattoo though - what's the point? Then again I've seen quite a few back slag tags in my time - again pointless even if sighted. Probably a braille tattoo Sorry, I'll feel that again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Just dognap the pooch for a couple of days, then return it after "finding it" wandering the streets. Straight into her knickers as required. She's wed to some beast (not her dog). Unless they knew each other before in which case I retract it. I was quite looking forward to Rambo knifing it too - First Blood Doberman style. Edited January 2, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannyroader Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dimron said: Probably a braille tattoo Sorry, I'll feel that again Oooh. A bit of Derek and Clive ... it's "broille" though for the joke to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 39 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Nah - she was in the paper. How do they make kids cry in those adverts - they pinch their arm. The donkeys - they cripple them with a lump hammer. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter only1swanny Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 Kidney failure and sepsis which caused a clot to develop in her optic nerve at 21.. Scary stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 34 minutes ago, only1swanny said: Kidney failure and sepsis which caused a clot to develop in her optic nerve at 21.. Scary stuff.. Kinell, that's a bad do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 2 hours ago, only1swanny said: Kidney failure and sepsis which caused a clot to develop in her optic nerve at 21.. Scary stuff.. Even scarier when Youri comes prancing across wearing a bear costume with his knob sticking out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Dimron said: Even scarier when Youri comes prancing across wearing a bear costume with his knob sticking out I wouldn't 'prance' I'd be in character as a dog - the costume would be a labrador one, and I'd only cut the hole in my fur after a I'd won her trust and Toffee was six feet under courtesy of a Rambo knife to the carotid (dogs have them too). I don't prance anytime - I learnded that ages ago - I never prance ever - my heart rate might be jacked, my gait is the same. Edited January 2, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I wouldn't 'prance' I'd be in character as a dog - the costume would be a labrador one, and I'd only cut the hole in my fur after a I'd won her trust and Toffee was six feet under courtesy of a Rambo knife to the carotid (dogs have them too). think you could persuade the dog to take a holiday. I remember delivering a sofa to a blind guy once and the dog was a fruitcake when it knew it wasn't having to work.. Apparently they're all like that as they love to play and know they have to behave when they're working. Either way. quick offer of a holiday away.. and you're in there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 If I was to do the deed I'd opt for a Lofty outfit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 1 minute ago, only1swanny said: think you could persuade the dog to take a holiday. I remember delivering a sofa to a blind guy once and the dog was a fruitcake when it knew it wasn't having to work.. Apparently they're all like that as they love to play and know they have to behave when they're working. Either way. quick offer of a holiday away.. and you're in there.. I don't want to knob her it was rhetorical. Her arse is a bit fat. She could do better than her beau though. An opportunist goblin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 (edited) There was a blind bloke with a guide dog in the home section to the left of us at Rotherham. It kept barking. I may have laughed a bit when my lad said maybe it was telling its owner what was happening. Edited January 2, 2022 by MickyD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Dimron said: If I was to do the deed I'd opt for a Lofty outfit Somebody donned a homemade Lofty suit once (last game?) and went around the pitch with Lofty (the Lion not Sir Nat) I have no idea what the thinking was - we're hardly the most understanding lot are we? Catcalls, jeering and aspersions if the real Lofty had a bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted January 2, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I don't want to knob her it was rhetorical. Her arse is a bit fat. She could do better than her beau though. An opportunist goblin. She was with him before she became ill to be fair. Offered him the chance to leave her and he stayed. fair play to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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