We've had some serious dogshit down the years...

Donaldson.

Dean Moxey.

Lardel.

Sordell pound for pound was cat crap.

Anymore?

Jonathan Grounds

Liam Trotter

Danny Butterfield

Reiss Greenidge

7 minutes ago, Mantra said:

Liam Trotter

Utter fucking worldie of a goal at Sheff Wednesday tbf. Which made it all the more remarkable I suppose.

Reckon we could fill a book of utter wasters we’ve had in the last decade. Some more expensive than others.

We’ve had plenty of others drop off the planet since leaving us, but Barry pisscan Bannan carving out a decent career for himself (albeit at the same level we are now) really boiled my piss.

The likes of Greenidge have been bargain basement gambles on about as much as the tea lady, but the likes of Amos, Beckford and Bannan conned us for hundreds of thousands of pounds. 

Keith fucking Andrews

Chick Charnley

I'll never forget Dave Higson sticking a microphone under his nose and saying "I believe you're a bit of an 'ard man Chick" after his debut. Never saw him again.

Makapakka Pakka Makka, that Austrian left back, Rasiak, some Turkish shitbag.

1 minute ago, burnden said:

Keith fucking Andrews

Aka 'the Crab' 30 fucking grand a week.

John Gope-Fenepej

Djibril Diawarra.

Nob head.

Owen Garvan, Giles Coke

 

 

 

 

 

Gerald Cid

Clever Trevor Morgan 

Never rated him

Just now, Dimron said:

Clever Trevor Morgan 

Never rated him

Been far worse than Sumo. Not great but got a moment of fame at Wembley.

Nigel Jemson.

Emanuele Morini

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Makapakka Pakka Makka, that Austrian left back, Rasiak, some Turkish shitbag.

Tuncay Sanli

Read on here recently we paid a million pound loan fee for him. 

We've just completely rejuvenated and improved our squad for 500k

No fkkin wonder we went bust!

Chris Taylor. 

Specifically Rochdale away. 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Djibril Diawarra.

Nob head.

Giblets Diahorreea you mean? Enzo Gambarro only seen in the stiffs, Andrea Silenzi played, in the loosest possible terms, for Forest stiffs, he made Herman Munster look like Messi.

Why is Herman nobbing a vampire yet their kid is a werewolf, the mind boggles.

Butterfield - dreadful.

6 minutes ago, TrickyTrotter said:

Gerald Cid

The hapless Gerald Cid - his full title.

Peter Beardsley - what a waste of money, at least Dick Turpin wore a mask. Rinsed us.

29 minutes ago, burnden said:

Keith fucking Andrews

It's hard to see past this duffer.  Signing on fee + over 20k a week. At least he was a free.

Ngog.  The heart of a pea.

Sordell I suppose gets a pass but in fee, wages and zero return probably cost more than those two 

21 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

The hapless Gerald Cid - his full title.

The Hapless Gerald RanCid

Daniel Braaten. What did our scouts see!

23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Giblets Diahorreea you mean? Enzo Gambarro only seen in the stiffs, Andrea Silenzi played, in the loosest possible terms, for Forest stiffs, he made Herman Munster look like Messi.

Why is Herman nobbing a vampire yet their kid is a werewolf, the mind boggles.

Butterfield - dreadful.

McAnespie!

 

We’ll never know if Steve Davis was any good

Ibrahim Ba.