Looking at a long girls weekend witht the girls in Albufeira. Close to bars and restaurants and not a shit hole. Im 35 now the 1* holiday apartments are a thing of the past. Anyone any recommendations? 

Cheers homos. 

Blondie x

If only we had someone who works in the travel industry on here 🤔

@Traf

4 minutes ago, dave2980 said:

If only we had someone who works in the travel industry on here 🤔

Ex travel myself. Jack of all trades. Master of none 

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Ex travel myself. Jack of all trades. Master of none 

Unloading bags at Manchester airport does not count as travel.

2 minutes ago, freds dad said:

Unloading bags at Manchester airport does not count as travel.

Caught me out 🙄

48 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Looking at a long girls weekend witht the girls in Albufeira. Close to bars and restaurants and not a shit hole. Im 35 now the 1* holiday apartments are a thing of the past. Anyone any recommendations? 

Cheers homos. 

Blondie x

Get on AirBnB, there'll be loads on there....

8 minutes ago, jeep said:

Get on AirBnB, there'll be loads on there....

They want a hotel. Im not arsed. Im just there for the sun, sea and.... Sleep. 

Edited February 17, 20224 yr by bolton_blondie

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

They want a hotel. Im not arsed. Im just there for the sun, sea and.... Sleep. 

Traf will sort you out

13 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Traf will sort you out

He'll help you book a holiday as well afterwards

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Looking at a long girls weekend witht the girls in Albufeira. Close to bars and restaurants and not a shit hole. Im 35 now the 1* holiday apartments are a thing of the past. Anyone any recommendations? 

Cheers homos. 

Blondie x

Can I come

Personal lotion applier

22 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Traf will sort you out

 

8 minutes ago, Sweep said:

He'll help you book a holiday as well afterwards

Spot on, both of you 😉

She knows how to get hold of me. Fnarr fnarr

Booked a holiday through @Traf last week, yesterday I managed to find the original hotel that I wanted which wasn’t available when I originally booked. Quick call to Traf and he had it changed over in 20 mins. 
 

Top man, cheers mate 

14 minutes ago, royal white said:

Booked a holiday through @Traf last week, yesterday I managed to find the original hotel that I wanted which wasn’t available when I originally booked. Quick call to Traf and he had it changed over in 20 mins. 
 

Top man, cheers mate 

Happy to have been able to help, mate.

8 hours ago, royal white said:

Booked a holiday through @Traf last week, yesterday I managed to find the original hotel that I wanted which wasn’t available when I originally booked. Quick call to Traf and he had it changed over in 20 mins. 
 

Top man, cheers mate 

Hope you are going teaching those Russian cunts a lesson on some Turkish or Egyptian beach!

1 hour ago, Smiley said:

Hope you are going teaching those Russian cunts a lesson on some Turkish or Egyptian beach!

I’m hoping Turkey put a ban on the backward cunts

9 hours ago, Traf said:

Happy to have been able to help, mate.

Worth your considerable weight in gold pal. Rearranged my cancelled Trip last year to this year with zero effort on my part other than giving a new desired departure date. 

@TrafI'm drinking shit loads of wine with the girls im meant to be going Portugal with tomorrow. The one who hasn't responded to my messages will be getting a kicking until she gives me a yes or no.

Then you can book my 18-30s hol for us 😎🍻🍹🍆

"oh, I'm booked to go to Turkey in July and I'm concerned that it's close to Russia/Ukraine and it might not be safe, what are my options?"

Stop being a dick and bide your time. 

Side, Turkey to Kyiv, Ukraine is a similar distance as Bolton to Gibraltar.

@captainmed2nd pcr test scrapped in Thailand so just a pcr test on arrival now then a lat flow day 5 which you “upload your own results for”. 
 

Makes it much simpler now 😎

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

@captainmed2nd pcr test scrapped in Thailand so just a pcr test on arrival now then a lat flow day 5 which you “upload your own results for”. 
 

Makes it much simpler now 😎

You're not going Thailand are you? 

Never mentioned. 

6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You're not going Thailand are you? 

Never mentioned. 

Don’t like to talk about it 

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Don’t like to talk about it 

As I can tell. 

Heard it's like Blackpool just with lady boys and coconuts. 

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

@captainmed2nd pcr test scrapped in Thailand so just a pcr test on arrival now then a lat flow day 5 which you “upload your own results for”. 
 

Makes it much simpler now 😎

Yes I’ve seen that but it’s still 11PM bar closures which isn’t ideal. 

I may go out to either LOS, Vietnam or PI after the Cheltenham festival in March.  

Have a great holiday 😎😎

If you cross paths with Russian tourists whilst on holiday in the coming weeks and months - are you likely to say anything to them? Can folk foresee there being trouble? Random Brits and other Europeans just wanting to wallop someone.

33 minutes ago, Smiley said:

If you cross paths with Russian tourists whilst on holiday in the coming weeks and months - are you likely to say anything to them? Can folk foresee there being trouble? Random Brits and other Europeans just wanting to wallop someone.

Fuckers try stealing all the sun loungers I will be windmilling. The alcohol turns me into ten men and i plan on drinking from 9am.