6 coppers to take him down or 1 member of the public with his bike? 
 

 

 

1 minute ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Right so the criteria are ballpark what I anticipated- local to you and aligned with your area of special interest. 

At least us hoi polloi stuck in the barbarian north will know in future. 

Thanks for setting me straight. 

Wooosh

Stop being so chippy

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Wooosh

Stop being so chippy

Yes sir, please can I have some more culture sir.

<doffs cap>

Just now, RoadRunnerFan said:

Yes sir, please can I have some more culture sir.

<doffs cap>

Again, you've missed the point by being chippy

Calm down, and listen sir

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Again, you've missed the point by being chippy

Calm down, and listen sir

Must have sir.

Please can you explain in sub key stage 3 language for us in the rotten boroughs of the north? 

1 minute ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Must have sir.

Please can you explain in sub key stage 3 language for us in the rotten boroughs of the north? 

Oooh you really think I'm a proper Southern twat don't you?

 

Probably not in real life but you do seem to enjoy adopting the online persona of one on a fairly regular basis. 

Lovely though might be - im otherwise engaged x

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Lovely though might be - im otherwise engaged x

Interesting that you have adopted 2 techniques closely associated with 2 of your regular antagonists. You have pivoted from Boltys whoosh/wind up/fishing/bantz defence to Miamis otherwise engaged imminent alternative task/ tea time. 

Thought  'your kind' were more sophisticated. 

It's not even Friday lads.

 

34 minutes ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Interesting that you have adopted 2 techniques closely associated with 2 of your regular antagonists. You have pivoted from Boltys whoosh/wind up/fishing/bantz defence to Miamis otherwise engaged imminent alternative task/ tea time. 

Thought  'your kind' were more sophisticated. 

I'm afraid you think I'm something that I am not.

6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Your 'local rag' is syndicated. There are very few local papers anymore. Chichester Obs is probably the best example, but thats why.

Didn’t explain my point to that very well. Of course I understand nationtsyndicated clickbait but google the two culprits names together and Plymouth Live is only source 

Almost a google whack in fact

On 10/02/2026 at 23:31, bolty58 said:

I suspect that they think the UK is so piss weak they can do what they want.

Either that or they are really stupid.

Probably both. Let's throw the doors open.

“Us”

On 12/02/2026 at 04:23, RoadRunnerFan said:

Interesting that you have adopted 2 techniques closely associated with 2 of your regular antagonists. You have pivoted from Boltys whoosh/wind up/fishing/bantz defence to Miamis otherwise engaged imminent alternative task/ tea time. 

Thought  'your kind' were more sophisticated. 

I resemble that remark.

On 12/02/2026 at 04:58, Not in Crawley said:

I'm afraid you think I'm something that I am not.

I've got that album.

Terrorists in Khan’s Bolton.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8gv2327y7o

3 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Terrorists in Khan’s Bolton.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8gv2327y7o

Scum

 Happening all too often

Tommy Ten Names the supergrifter is going to be a scrounging immigrant.

Quelle suprise.

I reckon most of us are priority targets for ISIS to be fair.

 

42 minutes ago, wakey said:

I reckon most of us are priority targets for ISIS to be fair.

 

Bolton was in the list leaked by the ruskis a while back.

7 hours ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Terrorists in Khan’s Bolton.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8gv2327y7o

Let's let more in.

FFS.

On 11/02/2026 at 20:15, Not in Crawley said:

Oooh you really think I'm a proper Southern twat don't you?

 

Yep

Bet your dog aint ever seen the inside of a pub.
It will be carried in the most suitable fashionable handbag available no doubt

1 hour ago, crawshawbooth said:

Yep

Bet your dog aint ever seen the inside of a pub.
It will be carried in the most suitable fashionable handbag available no doubt

Dog?

Kids in hospital with measles. So unnecessary. It’s not just the US with stupid anti-vax parents. So irresponsible.
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cev7edxxzm7o