read some shite in my life but your the shittest wind up merchant. I’m going to say your in your mid thirties, you’ve got a shit paid job, your single or your wife is cheating on you with someone close. Your car is shit, your humour is worse and you don’t drink in your local because every fucker avoids you. You bellend.
Well no actually, I'm older than that unfortunately.
My job isn't very well paid but as I've decent pensions it doesn't really matter as I'm comfortable with my savings.
As for my car, well I suppose it's getting on a bit now its maybe 7 years old but in very good condition, never missed a beat and flew through its test recently with no adviseries, one of the alloys is tatty, not kerbed or anything just a bit flakey.
I've asked my wife and she said she isn't having an affair behind my back, said she couldn't be arsed, she's a a grandma but still scrubs up ok when required and she has a well paid job which is nice.
My local isn't very local to my house but is full of spotty kids that think they are hard when they have had a tablet so no your right I don't really bother.