isaacunt

Pretty sure the Wogden Whites will have a coach for this booked already

I also had a Dog named JB after the Legend also

Good morning chaps & chapesses; is there a website that has all the horses running each day in an A-Z format? With me being thicker than Mr Thicket fromThicketford I don't know. Toodle Pip

I never went & can't fcukin remember why!!!!!

Now seems quite dear; How fcukin big is it?

Isaac will be turning out Satdy; First home league game since the prem!!! Been a while Toodle pip.

Not been to any home games (this will change next season as Isaac will be getting a season ticket) Blackpool & Wiggin away (though I never bothered going in the ground for the wiggin game) Toodles

Thats sad about Bolty though; I never even knew!!!!!

QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL STAFF APPRAISALS 1. His men would follow him anywhere but only out of curiosity. 2. I would not breed from this Officer. 3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot. 4. This Officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up. 5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be. 6. When she opens her mouth it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there. 7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2-man submarine. 8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. 9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. 10. Technically sound but socially impossible. 11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference. 12 When he joined my ship this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably. 13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar. 14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace but not really going anywhere. 15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 17. He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age. 18. This Officer should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. 19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet. 20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship. 21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest. 22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. 23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming. 25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it. 26. If he were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week. 27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. 28. If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean. 29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1 000 000 other sperm. 30. A room temperature IQ. 31. Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. 32. A gross ignoramus,143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. 33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on. 34. He has been working with glue too long. 35. When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell. 36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie. 37. If two people are talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. 38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test. 39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it. 40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 41. He's so dense light bends around him. 42. If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate. 43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. 44. Takes him 1½ hours to watch 60 minutes. 45. Wheel is turning but the hamster is long dead. 46. Fuck Off

I had a tenner on it after reading some cunts message on FB; well never mind eh

Barnes was fcukin kack as a Manager just ask those 2 set of cunts Celtic & Trashmere

My mate came into work the other day smiling away like a cheshire cat, I said why you so fuckin happy. he says " you know I have to cross the train lines on the way to work, well I found a young woman tied to the lines, so I untied her & shagged the fcukin arse off her; Bloody hell I says " did she give you a blow job, & he says O'n no I couldn't find her head!!!! Bum bum I'll get mi coat Toodles

Wont let me log on at work, thinks I'm in the states (I fcukin wish) will do it when i get home Cheers

Sorry £120

Traf, so once I have wagered £150 I can then start to withdraw? Pretty sure I'm well pased that now, will have to check?

I did have it up to £103 friday, but got a bit giddy

I opened a bet365 account a few weeks ago & got a £30.00 bonus. I got this upto £70.00 on Saturday & looked at withdrawing some, but it wouldn't let me. Do i have to get this past a certain ammount before I can withdraw? My lad said it is somert like £150 yesterday so I tried to invest it on alsorts o shit (cause I was fuckin annoyed) £2 lucky 15 £2.50 e/w accy £5 on all each premiership game ending 2-2 £10 on 4 spanish teams £10 on 5 italian teams Anyway I have now got £50.00 (cashed out of my Lucky 15) All the rest ducked is this correct about getting it upto £150 or summert? Isaac confused af fcuk toodles

They liked a tear up them millwall lads!!!!

Salford rugby is on the up, if we can get in the play off's it is a massive improvement on previous yrs. we will improve year on year so hopefully in a few years we could make the Grand Final, I will be keeping ny fingers crossed. Anyway the rugby is better than that shite thats been served up at the reebok for the last 6-7 years!!!

It's free if it's the first time you've asked for a replacement.

Can't see you getting many offers!!!!

What everyone else has said really; never been there when it wasn't rammed wi bolton!!

There already some big girls blouses watching the whites, so they'll be quite a few!!! Tally Ho!!

We were thrown out for being load & rowdy ffs!!!!! no more for me, that was the final straw. Names taken by the police, frisked then escorted out. toodle pip

Well he still come for £5 every fuckin week