zurichwhite

Great story and nice track too

[quote name="Ani" post="1399158" timestamp="1403267414" I remember as a fat young lad going out getting pissed and failing to get laid, it was not unexpected but I was still disappointed when the wank sock came out again. Analogy Of The Year Award winner!!

Dogshit again, no excuses.

Either Sturridge or Rooney first goal scorer, odds about 5/2

I had to read that 4 times to understand what he meant

Good job Russia equalised or their goalie would be drinking an arsenic latte after that howler

Seems to be the trend to appoint fairly anonymous managers following Alan Irvine at WBA

master stroke with rooney on the left get in

looks shit with no flags at the front agree this set up doesn't suit rooney and they're dangerous down our left

Gazza and Carlton Palmer

McIlroy 2 pts at 16/1 after the first day is a decent bet, 3 off second place. Kaymer being 3 clear - 1pt at 9/2 Kuchar 16/1 e/w - 1 pt e/w probably better odds on the exchanges

Further to my last dilemma, I went for a piss this morning in the office and had a small amount of follow through. Not touching cloth but enough squelch for an unpleasant skidmark if left untreated. 2 trap situation, one occupied, and obvious to the person in situ that it was not only me (previous pissee said hello) but that I would have gone from the unusual two step approach of pisser to the shitter. Felt compelled to: - vacate the premises with said sticky arse - shut my office door for a cleansing wipe - only to return minutes later down the toilet walk of shame (the entrance to the bog is one way in/out) - complete piss (after initial forced shutdown for fear of arse reprisals) in a sit-down fashion - with resultant free flow wet shite Am I alone in this type of situation, fellow wwayers?

Except for the odd game, the champions league is wank

Robbie Williams' fluffer I think

Cashstrapped? U Need Thorpeys

Know a bloke called Ben de Kock

Only just saw this, nice one, very easy listening dance, cheers x

Big vigil in Hong Kong tonight

Some bangers on here, I'm liking the last two as my Friday draws to a close pissed up Good weekend everyone x http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWURztE6yM8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Didn't someone on here eat Lisa Riley?

For the Muslim Alan Partridges of this world

There was a big ginnel alongside the ground and I had to wade through the scrapping to get to the top where the bookies was. Had a winner in the Whitbread, Docklands express I think

Goalshot!

growing a belly, not shaving and farting in bed......I suppose he's got a point if his bird has always started these habits

was seasoned traveller, he's mentioned it once or twice