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So, not triangles then?

....and how the fuck did he cut it into triangles, they're CIRCULAR! My dad worked at Leigh's Paints up until very recently. Small world.

I don't care about the colour red. Neither do BWFC. http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=6&ved=0CEEQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Fds.dial.pipex.com%2Fbob.dunning%2Fbolton.htm&ei=e8UBTov3D4S7hAfpzaGZDQ&usg=AFQjCNGsaVxzbqnQT5v3DTKaBemoM_UuOw

Supermarket Swoop Two couples compete to come up with the most daring shoplifting theft. What can they get away with? Carlsberg up the clunge? Kebab skewers down the japs eye? Special bonus points awarded for outfit (Grey Marl, Pyjamas etc.) and evading capture by twatting the security guards. Sponsored by Asda/ Walmart.

What? Not The Jaaskeleinenator? (sp)

Eyethengyew!

Glad to hear it NB. Was visiting the folks and found out about it on the day. Registered for the 5k race that morning and ran (for me) a very good time. Apparently it's been going for years!

Did anyone see this on Sunday? Top day out with Cycle Races, kid's fun runs, 5k masters and Open road races and even an orienteering race. Some fairly spectacular crashes on the course with the bikes too!

I've eaten sugar butties as a kid. And porridge butties too. Never Ketchup, though that's f*cking sick! Nowadays my tastes are more refined. Fishfinger sandwich with peanut butter, mayonnaise and salad cream is the cordon bleu of lunches.

''These cows are small. Those outside are far away.''

Wizard's Sleeve!

Does she drink budweiser?

Nah, not having that. One's further away.

What about ''my face is leaving in fifteen minutes; I want you to be on it''

No offence taken. Local honey is produced from the same pollen which gives you hayfever (whether it's tree, grass or other). A lot of runners suffer from hayfever and asthma and swear by local honey. There are, to be fair, conflicting studies regarding the results but in my personal experience it has worked for a number of people I know.

Talking of bees knees get some locally produced honey down your neck. Guaranteed cure for hayfever. Well, as guaranteed as any advice can be on t'internet.

Correct. Most other mammals hind legs have them standing on theirs toes. The 'dog leg' backward facing element is effectively the ankle.

Facetious. Which is the only mammal with four knees?

Just waiting for Case Histories to start on BBC 1. Not a bad start last week.

Don't be silly 'peadophilia' is wanking over petis-pois.

"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony"

It's all getting a bit serious on here isn't it? Shall we get back to the rimming?

Looks like he's got a semi.

I have a neutral gait too. I use Gel Cumulus. Get on t'internet. I think they're on version 13 now but if you go for slightly earlier models you can pick them up for ?50 - ?60. I've used sports shoes direct before.

Good man. Keep it up and you'll be fell running with Fishbulb soon!