Everything posted by floyd
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Eagles To Be Banned
I read someone got off a fine from a hand held. His brief requested one be brought to court and, when pointed at the wall, it was found to be doing 12mph. Point being the 'hand-shake' of the officer had to be taken into account and couldn't, therefore show a proper reading.
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Bad Murders What You Cant Forget.
Hungerford The Twin Towers Watching these unfold was shocking. The worst I ever read about were these two charmers: http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=albert%20fish&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAlbert_Fish&ei=mk81T-qNB8iu8QPNh7TLAg&usg=AFQjCNFUNu-8WuZwlb2ockW7hkPmrSrIgQ and http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=chiquatilo&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCoQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAndrei_Chikatilo&ei=FlA1T6ecEsr68QPJ5di7Ag&usg=AFQjCNHY4oyk5qo07V58Zh2W72hoG7Pi-g
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Cheese And Crackers
Had one recently which was really nice. CAn't reMEMBER The name of it to sve my life, though.
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A Shit Week
My first car was the Tin Bitch Second car TB2 After that I went on the company car scheme.
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Quitting The Fags!
I quit smoking 6 years ago and was spending ?40 a week on cigs. I set up a new account and debited ?40 a week into it which paid for trips to Guimaraes, Munich and Madrid. Best decision I ever made.
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What Were You Doing At The Time..
I was on the platform at Earl's Court waiting to go to the game. Was talikng to some Chelsea fans about the rumours in the papers. When we got in the gorund it was jampacked and I had the 'pleasure' of sitting next to Fat Frank for the entire first half. I think it was confirmed the following day.
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Wierd Places To Have Sex.
Thanks The others are okay though?
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Wierd Places To Have Sex.
In an ex-girlfriend's mum. Over a bench in a park with the lights of the boats on the Mersey providing the only light Up Rivington Pike On the beach in Salou trying to avoid the Beachcomber tractors.
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Carlsberg Stunt
No-one?
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Carlsberg Stunt
And then there's this...............
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Recommend A Book?
Try the Mathew Shardlake series by C.J.Sansom Historical novels set in Tudor Times. Murders aplenty.
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Naughty Things You Did As A Kid....
Summer fights between Astley Bridge and Bromley Cross up Sharples Way. Stealing pop bottles from the offy's back yard and then walking round the front to claim your 10p 'deposit' Smoking Himalayan Balsam stems down The Mop. Mushroom grazing on Overdale Crem with a four pint barrel of Scrumpy. You and a mate standing either side of the road, waiting for a motorbike to come round the corner, and the both pretending to pull a rope 'tight' making them screech to a halt. Had some great chases off that. Best achieved in the early evening when the light's not so good. Nintendo Wii? I've shit it!
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Bolton Wanderers Official Calendar
If Cahill's after January it'll be out of date anyway.
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Engine Remapping/tuning
Pussy Wagon?
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Where Next = Spurs
If you're going straight to the ground get off at Seven Sisters (Victoria Line). You can either walk from there (10 to 15 minutes up the High Road) or get the overland train heading North passing through Bruce Grove then White Hart Lane. Most pubs in the area are home fans only but there are on or two you may be lucky with. The Gilpin Bell (Wetherspoons) is okay so long as you're not wearing colours.
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Where Next = Spurs
I'm in. This is where we turn our season round, oh yes! Or not.
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Speed Awareness Course
Don't try and drive how you think they want you to drive. You'll learn more from getting them to point out your errors. I've done one of these and it really helped my awareness of what's around me and picked up some great tips about improving my road positioning to enhance my journey rather than continuously accelerating and braking as you get too close to cars in front. It's good fun. Look at it as a refresher to your driving test.
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Shit Beers Of Yesteryear...
- F F F Freezin'
Every Fulham away game. That open bit onto the Thames just drains the heat out of you.- Toast Sandwich Is Uk's 'cheapest Meal'
However the best sandwich (sort of) in the world is Porto's very own Francesina.- Tribute Bands
I've seen Dressed to Kill a few times too. They are a Kiss tribute band and, up until recently, had Ian Danter of Talksport on drums.- Tribute Bands
Limehouse Lizzy (Thin Lizzy tribute band) are very good. And the lead singer's from Bolton, well Ladybridge.- Boarding School
There are some boarding schools that take kids in from 3 years old. IMO if the parents can't wait to get rid of them, they shouldn't fucking have them in the first place.- The Worlds Most Evil Man/woman
I read the Albert Fish story years ago (shudders) There was a mental serial killer in Russia who killed over 50 women and children. They don't know the final amount. Google reminds me it was Andrei Chikatilo. - F F F Freezin'
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