Everything posted by bgoefc
-
The Soaps...
"I've more roots than Kunta kinte!" Sickening https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/sep/26/coronation-street-kunta-kinte-eva-price-catherine-tyldesley
-
Todays Games
Grounds with running tracks and shallow drop terraces never work. Even looks shit watching on the TV, especially the camera which shows the managers side on, standing on the touchline about 20 yards from the dugouts. Your owners should have put their foot down, fucked off the running track and copied Citeh by excavating down another level.
-
Arnold Palmer
First golfer I became aware of growing up. Always came across as a real gentleman.
-
11:59 Pm...
Being an owd twat these days, me and other wrinklies stick to afternoon sessions, beer for a few hours, restaurant at 5pm and on the bus home at 7pm.
-
Todays Games
De Bruyne suspected hamstring this afternoon. If he is out for 6 weeks then they look fragile, Celtic and Spurs away coming up. I think these two games will peg em back.
-
New Party Leaders.
Don't worry, he will alienate a huge trance of Northern working class support. I was watching events on Sky news all morning and those Momentum wankers in that hall next door are the usual suspects of militant tendency, swp, islington elites and minority groups.
-
New Party Leaders.
8 1/2 more years of conservative government then.
-
Take Away Names
Ratz, Squizels an Catz!...perm any 8 from 10 takeaways in the North West!
-
Name That Film From One Line - Or Maybe Two
No idea about the "keep driving" but the second is "Long good Friday". Great film.
-
Name That Film From One Line - Or Maybe Two
In one! Love this guy, genuine drill sergeant i believe, Actual lines are 3:35 in! http://www.youtu.be/y_JbKzIK4dA
-
Name That Film From One Line - Or Maybe Two
Long time since I saw it but remember that scene well if not the title. Here's a favourite of mine: "I'm gonna give you three seconds! Exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"
-
Name That Film From One Line - Or Maybe Two
"I'm gonna bring the whole fucking diseased corrupt temple down on your head. Its gonna be biblical"
-
Name That Film From One Line - Or Maybe Two
The Professional?
-
Phone Addiction
Ditto. If we have people around and they have the bad fucking manners to piss about with phones when at the table they get told.
-
These Ere Migrants That Keep Drowning....
Oi! I'd have you know I preferred the the superior and somewhat faster mode of motorised two wheel transport in my youth but as Bolty says, we both share an interest in classic ladies lingerie.
-
These Ere Migrants That Keep Drowning....
The one that puzzled me was Spastic. In 1994 the Spastic society suddenly decided it was a term of abuse. I raised money for them in the 1980's by running half marathons. The change to SCOPE came out of the blue.
-
Name That Film From One Line - Or Maybe Two
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.
-
These Ere Migrants That Keep Drowning....
Aye, but some of your lefties are still irked by it, like this lady: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/19/europe-can-learn-from-australias-border-policy-but-not-by-listening-to-abbott
-
The Brownlee Brothers
Shame he didn't win the world champion series. If he had come in first he would have won it. His brother said he was an idiot because he didn't pace himself properly.
- Rembrandt Rip
-
Todays Games
Northhampton (A) and Leicester (H) up next. I reckon there is a very good chance they will lose both these too. Stoke getting mullered again.
-
Wada Hackings
And there we have it! It would appear that most of the UK's middle and long distance athletes on the track and bike have asthma. Wow, and these kids used to be the ones with the sick notes that gave em a pass for PT at school.
-
Todays Games
I think the new stadia and the cockiness of last season is catching up with em. Doomed I tell thee with any of Bournemouth, Sunderland, Burnley and Palace.
-
Walsall 1 Wanderers 0
Really? 8 euros? Thank fuck I stick with non EU countries for my breaks these days.
-
Walsall 1 Wanderers 0
Put a dampener on what was otherwise a pleasant afternoon sipping wine sat in the sunshine in the back garden with Talksport on the radio, Booo!